Name of the Year – 2009

I went through a whole year’s Name Games and picked out my most annoying. You folks get to vote. And if you feel up to it, you can comment on your choice in “Comments”.

What’s the “Name of the Year” for 2009?
Malachi Evereonne Jesus
SeMyri De’Shae-Shondre
Dazerio Darez El’tyrek
D’erricka Germai’ne
Miyonnia Jaraia
Aamare’ Treysean
Cyli C’Unique Chyrstal
Shakyra Nnenaya-Ann
Ky’lon Kordez Keen
Ja’Myreah De’Shontae
De’Khouren Monrell
A’Leigha Amari
Sanatryn Jerkya
Hevenleigh Skye
Ja’Khouri Deshawn
Ke’Shaun Shatane
Jaceiona Marie
U’leciah Neccole
  
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Today in History – December 31

1687 – The first Huguenots set sail from France to the Cape of Good Hope. Does the name “du Toit” ring a bell?

1759
– Arthur Guinness signs a 9,000 year lease at £45 per annum and starts brewing Guinness.

1805 – End of the French Republican calendar; France returns to Gregorian calendar like the rest of the civilized world. If you EVER want to see what happens when the Left takes control of government and implements all its “enlightened” ideals, study the French Revolution.

1879 – Thomas Edison demonstrates incandescent lighting to the public for the first time.

1961 – The Marshall Plan expires after distributing more than $12 billion USD in foreign aid to rebuild Europe. Then we stayed there for the next thirty years making sure the commie hordes didn’t come take the place, and they treat US like crap!

2007 – The Massive Big Dig construction project in Boston, Massachusetts ends as it starts filling itself in…

Looking back at 2009

January:

February:

March:

April:

May

June:

July:

August:

September:

October:

November:

December:

And that’s another year in the rear-view mirror.

Today in History – December 30

1066Granada massacre: A Muslim mob storms the royal palace in Granada, crucifies Jewish vizier Joseph ibn Naghrela and massacres most of the Jewish population of the city. “Religion of Peace”, yeah…

1817 – First coffee planted in Kona, Hawaii. Hawaiian Kona is still a GREAT coffee. Visit Smith Farms if you want to try some.

1853 – Gadsden Purchase: The United States buys land from Mexico to facilitate railroad building in the Southwest. 29,670 square miles for $10 million. Bought it fair and square. Bite that, Aztlan!

1854Pennsylvania Rock Oil Co., first oil company in the US is incorporated in NYC. “Rock Oil”= “petroleum”.

1906 – The All India Muslim League is founded in Dacca, East Bengal, British India Empire, which later laid down the foundations of Pakistan. Ambitious title, but “all India” didn’t want to be Muslim, not that such feelings have any bearing to radical Muslims…

1922
– The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics is formed. That’s good for about seventy years… And several million of its own people.

1953 – The first ever NTSC color television sets go on sale for about USD at $1,175 each from RCA. “NTSC” stands of “Never The Same Color”. And $1175 was a year’s worth of minimum wage in 1953.

1959USS George Washington, world’s first ballistic missile sub commissioned, resulting in numerous pants being shat in the Kremlin.

1980 – “Wonderful World of Disney,” last performance on NBC-TV , back when Disney was still VERY patriotic (you old f*rts remember “The Sons of Liberty”?) and very pro-science. Not like today when it’s very “let’s promote a few kiddie acts to the pre-pubescent crowd and make lots of money”.

1987 – Premier Mugabe elected president of Zimbabwe. He’s still there. Zimbabwe is almost gone, but Mugabe is still there.

2006 – Saddam Hussein is executed by hanging. “Justice” would have had him fed into a shredder, feet first.

Level Playing Field

I heard a comment about this little gem of leftist thought while on the road today:

Berkeley High May Cut Out Science Labs
The proposal would trade labs seen as benefiting white students for resources to help struggling students.
By Eric Klein

Berkeley High School is considering a controversial proposal to eliminate science labs and the five science teachers who teach them to free up more resources to help struggling students.

Seriously? I guess they’re really serious about this. Let’s delve a little further:

The proposal to put the science-lab cuts on the table was approved recently by Berkeley High’s School Governance Council, a body of teachers, parents, and students who oversee a plan to change the structure of the high school to address Berkeley’s dismal racial achievement gap, where white students are doing far better than the state average while black and Latino students are doing worse.

This, folks, is the logical result of “No Child Left Behind” a program resulting from George Bush being “bi-partisan” with Teddy “Swim, bitch!” Kennedy. and I have said many times, the only way to insure that no child gets left behind is to make sure that you run the race really slow. Like this.

racial achievement gap, where white students are doing far better than the state average while black and Latino students are doing worse

Not being a “professional educator”, I will venture a guess that in any venue worth considering, white students will do better than the average and black and Latino students will do worse. Treating people as groups, the Liberal way of doing things, you’d naturally assume (another liberal trait) that this is due to some bias in the system that benefits white students.

I got some news. You really want to see a bias? Peel out the Asians for a little pass under the numerical microscope and you’ll see they’re beating the whites in most venues, too, where there are enough of them to count.

But that’s GROUPS. So there MUST be something wrong with the system.

Paul Gibson, an alternate parent representative on the School Governance Council, said that information presented at council meetings suggests that the science labs were largely classes for white students. He said the decision to consider cutting the labs in order to redirect resources to underperforming students was virtually unanimous.

Sure it’s almost unanimous. Just like voting to take MY money and give it to the underachievers in society as a whole because they’re “losers in life’s lottery”, now we’ll do it with education.

Science teachers were understandably horrified by the proposal. “The majority of the science department believes that this major policy decision affecting the entire student body, the faculty, and the community has been made without any notification, without a hearing,” said Mardi Sicular-Mertens, the senior member of Berkeley High School’s science department, at last week’s school board meeting.

But those science classes are so mysterious, huh? I mean, they all about facts and stuff and it’s hard for people to understand. Besides, half the stuff they show is wrong anyway because it’s not like that on TV, right?

Sincular-Mertens, who has taught science at BHS for 24 years, said the possible cuts will impact her black students as well. She says there are twelve African-American males in her AP classes and that her four environmental science classes are 17.5 percent African American and 13.9 percent Latino. “As teachers, we are greatly saddened at the thought of losing the opportunity to help all of our students master the skills they need to find satisfaction and success in their education,” she told the board.

Now that’s what’s known as an inconvenient truth: The classes are “AP”, i.e., “Advanced Placement”. You have to score well to get in. That’s like “merit”, you know, where just because somebody works hard and has capabilities he has an opportunity to get more out of life. we can’t be having stuff like that, you know.

The full plan to close the racial achievement gap by altering the structure of the high school is known as the High School Redesign. It will come before the Berkeley School Board as an information item at its January 13 meeting. Generally, such agenda items are passed without debate, but if the school board chooses to play a more direct role in the High School Redesign, it could bring the item back as an action item at a future meeting.

It’s not a “racial” achievement gap. It’s an individual achievement gap. You let kids into the class based on a number. The number doesn’t care black, brown or white. The number IS. And in that class, kids who’ve stretched, shown potential to learn above the herd, those kids, they’re stretched and exercised even more.

But when the leftists and the “professional educators” (but I repeat myself) look inside one of those classes, they don’t see kids who have potential and work hard, they see too many white kids and not enough black kids and Latino kids.

This bothers the Left, and their solution is to slow down the front-runners so that no child is left behind. The Left is quite happy to put blinders on young Todd and Alicia, shutting down THEIR chance to gain more of the tools needed to vault upward into careers in medicine and engineering and science, just so they can make sure that little Secretia and Pablo can get a meaningless high school diploma.

This is a new route to the death of a civilization, folks! I cannot think of a time in history where failing to give the VERY BEST to the brightest minds was deliberate policy. But here it is, not without surprise, coming out of California, where every crazed liberal idea takes root.

Today in History – December 29

1170 – Thomas Becket: Thomas Becket, Archbishop of Canterbury, is assassinated inside Canterbury Cathedral by followers of King Henry II; he subsequently becomes a saint and martyr in the Anglican Church and the Roman Catholic Church. This is about separation of church and state.

1837 – Steam-powered threshing machine patented in Winthrop, Maine

1845 – Texas is admitted as the 28th U.S. state. 2035 – New US-Mexican border established at the Trinity River.

1890 – United States soldiers clash with members of the Great Sioux Nation in the Wounded Knee Massacre. “Clash?” Soldiers killed perhaps 200 including women and children.

1934 – Japan renounces the Washington Naval Treaty of 1922 and the London Naval Treaty of 1930. Once out from under these restrictions, Japan builds a great navy. America and its allies sink most of it in WW II.

1998 – Leaders of the Khmer Rouge apologize for the 1970s genocide in Cambodia that claimed over 1 million. They apologized. That makes it okay…

Lost goat

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says “Wow, that’s some hole; I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is.”

The second hunter says” I don’t know, let’s throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.”

The first hunter says “There’s this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we’ll throw it in and see”. So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them..

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jumped in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. “Say there”, says the farmer, “you fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?”

The first hunter says ” Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin’ about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!”

The old farmer said “Why that’s impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!”

(Stole this one from “oldhickory” at Castboolits)

It wasn’t a serious threat

(NOTE: The following post has examples of a technique called “sarcasm”. Some folks might not understand it. If so, leave me a note in comments and I will attempt to explain it to you, or at least pat you on the head like a little child)

Matthew Iglesias says so:

Once again, this seems like a pretty unserious plot. And even if you did manage to blow up an airplane in mid-air, that would be both a very serious crime and a great tragedy, but hardly a first-order national security threat.

Reminds this ol’ Cajun of a little story told many years ago.

A little girl child was walking down the beach with her dad when a big wave washed ashore, leaving behind it a little fish stranded by the receding waters. The little girl dutifully gathered one up and returned it to the water.

Her dad said, “Darling, it’s not going to make a difference. Thousands of fish die very day.”

“Yes, daddy,” she said, “but it makes a big difference to THIS fish.”

So there are those on the left who aren’t excited because it’s not a THREAT threat. I mean, it’s like ONE plane full of people who just aren’t that important anyway, otherwise they wouldn’t be flying to Detroit, of all places, right?

I’m thinking it was pretty significant threat is my old butt was seated on that plane. So did the Dutch gentleman who thought it unusual that there was smoke coming out of the trousers of the guy in the next seat.

And only ONE plane. A commercial airliner. That’s like, soooo provincial. We all know that our IMPORTANT people, like Nancy Pelosi and our Messiah Barack HUSSEIN Obama don’t travel in airliners surrounded by the peasantry, so why worry.

Yeah, a mere three hundred passengers, that’s not even enough to swing an election, so who cares, right? I mean, like, ACORN can pull 300 votes out of any cemetery in Chicago.

I told somebody a long time ago that if they wanted to shut down air travel in the good ol’ USA, all it would take is for one bright day to dawn with three terrorists with shoulder-fired missiles at three separate airports. Drop three planes full of fuel and passengers right there at the end of three runways within an hour of one another, then use every bit of the media they can grab to announce that they’d done it. You wouldn’t be able to get a soul on another airplane at gunpoint.

That’s what that phrase du jour, “asymmetrical warfare” means in one context: You don’t have to actually have power to hurt everybody, just to give folks the expectation that some actions aren’t safe. That’s part of the function of TSA: You go to the airport to get on a flight and you’ll see them strip-searching some granny, just to show the sheeple that our government is Doing Something about travel security, and any thinking individual knows that it’s all a show, any effectiveness drained by politically correct rules.

And the show goes on…

“The System Worked”

That was Obamist Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano’s statement a day or two ago about the recent attempt of a Nigerian Southern Baptist Islamist terrorist attempt to blow up an American airliner.

Uproar at this statement was immediate and widespread. You have to ask what parallel universe this woman’s mind is in. What worked? The part where international watch lists keep these people off airplanes? Nope. He was on an airplane. The part that catches dangerous substances before they’re brought on airplanes? No, he had managed to board the aircraft with some undisclosed amount of PETN, a neat little high explosive of many uses. Or was it the part where watchful, highly-trained agents of the TSA serve to combat terrorists in flight? No again. the terrorist was stopped by the direct action of passengers who took the law and their safety in their own hands to subdue the splodey-dope with the smoking crotch. His own stupidity came into play as well, in that the bomb just didn’t work. FoxNews says:

Law enforcement officials believed the suspect tried to ignite a two-part concoction of the high explosive PETN and possibly a glycol-based liquid explosive, setting off popping, smoke and some fire but no deadly detonation.

An apparent malfunction in a device designed to detonate the PETN may have been all that saved the 278 passengers and the crew aboard Northwest Flight 253. No undercover air marshal was on board and passengers and crew subdued the suspect when he tried to set off the explosion. He succeeded only in starting a fire on himself.

Now Miz Napolitano is back-tracking as fast as she can in the face of pesky things like facts and the uproar spreading when the mainstream media couldn’t cover her tracks for her.

About the only thing that’s working for Miz Napolitano is the alternative media NOT letting her get away with her smarmy stupid statement.

Today in History – December 28

1612 – Galileo Galilei becomes the first astronomer to observe the planet Neptune, although he mistakenly catalogued it as a fixed star. But hey! The science was settled…

1836 – Spain recognizes the independence of Mexico. How, if only Mexico had recognized the independence of Texas, we could have saved us a whole war…

1939 – First flight of the Consolidated XB-24 Liberator bomber prototype. It and the Boeing B-17 were the backbone of US strategic bombing in Europe in WW II. The B-17 was prettier.

1948 – The DC-3 airliner NC16002 disappears 50 miles south of Miami, Florida. Cue up the “twilight Zone” theme music. It’s one of those “Bermuda Triangle” mysteries… Or a series of human errors. Depends on which way you mind works…

1973
– The Endangered Species Act is passed in the United States. Nine-banded snorflezorts breathe easier. Tree-hugging hippies now have federal law to give meaning to their lives.

1981
– The first American test-tube baby, Elizabeth Jordan Carr, is born in Norfolk, Virginia. Yawwwnnnnn! Call me when a government welfare check is a contact birth control medication.

1999 – Saparmurat Niyazov is proclaimed President for Life in Turkmenistan. You throw off the yoke of soviet oppression and you STILL end up with a “president for life”? Duuuude! You’re doing it waaaaay wrong!