Today in History – March 31

1774 – American Revolutionary War: The Kingdom of Great Britain orders the port of Boston, Massachusetts closed in the Boston Port Act. That whole “Tea Party” thing really upset them. The original Tea Party folks didn’t dump their own tea in the harbor… We’re just not mad enough YET!

1854
– Commodore Matthew Perry signs the Treaty of Kanagawa with the Japanese government, opening the ports of Shimoda and Hakodate to American trade. Nothing like armed naval vessels showing up on your doorstep with superior firepower to get the ol’ diplomacy going.

1889 – The Eiffel Tower is inaugurated. Built to commemorate the French national bloodbath Revolution, it is very French in that it is eminently elegant and does absolutely noting except give the Germans something to march under…

1906 – The Intercollegiate Athletic Association of the United States (later National Collegiate Athletic Association – NCAA) is established to set rules for amateur sports in the United States. Yeah. They’re amateurs like I’m Prince consort to the Tsarina of All the Russias.

1933
– The Civilian Conservation Corps is established with the mission to relieve rampant unemployment. It wouldn’t work today because back then, people actually wanted to work. Today it’d just upset the dimoocrats’ biggest voting bloc. it’s easier to just pay ’em to stay home.

1992 – An era ends as the USS Missouri (BB-63), the last active United States Navy Battleship, is decommissioned in Long Beach, California.

1998 – Netscape releases the code base of its browser under an open-source license agreement; the project is given the code name Mozilla and would eventually be spun off into the non-profit Mozilla Foundation. If you’re still running MS Internet Exploder, you should change to FireFox. Really.

So, how’d your day go?

Glad you asked. Out of bed at 0600. On the road headed east in moderate to heavy fog at 0630, destination a compressor station in the middle of Cajun country in south Louisiana.

The task is to do a quick update of the station drawings. We rebuilt this whole station in 2007. Let’s talk about “drawings”. These are the diagrams that ell exactly how the station was to be built. There’s a huge cycle that goes on prior to the first shovel of dirt being turned, starting with the basic design parameters: How much product needs to be moved, then what’s the best way to provide power to move it. In our case, we needed to move a lot of gas and we needed up to 15,000 horsepower. The wise (sarcasm…) heads up in our corporate ivory tower elected to “save money” by refurbishing and upgrading three gas turbine engines and compressors we had sitting idle elsewhere.

That meant that the station electrical power needs would be relatively small, like a city block in a residential neighborhood. Somebody (not me) sketched up the general electrical system and gave it to a vendor who put together a package that included a neat little building. Somebody else put together a package of drawings that should have showed EVERY wire in the place so the construction contractor could build it. This is the “issued for construction” drawings. these were revised and issued again. That was revision 1. And again: revision 2. The station was built and some changes had to be made in the process. When this is done, the changes are made in red on a set of drawings. We cleverly call these “red-lines” and a set stays at the station and another set goes back to the drafters to produce a final set of drawings, oddly called “as-builts”.

So a couple of months ago I’m approached by some of my co-workers about adding some interesting electrical stuff to that station. I whip out the latest set of drawings I have. They’re revision 1. I travel to the station, dreading what I am sure to find, and I was correct in my pessimism. The drawings in my hand had little correlation to the actual installation. “No problem,” I thought. We have a very capable document control system and this is a relatively new project so we should have the latest drawings available in electronic form. So I get back to the office and approach the nice lady who is our division draftsman. She pulls up the latest drawings in the system, prints me out a set, and drops them on my desk.

I look through the stack, and they’re revision 2. And only slightly less useless than my revision 1. I call the technician who “owns” the station. “Not a problem,” says he, “I have some red-lines at the station.” So the next day is another ninety miles to the station. I look at HIS drawings. The control system drawings are meticulously red-lined. I don’t do “controls”, I do “power”, and his red-lined power drawings have one sad little detail added.

Ninety miles back to the division office. I walk into the office of my boss and lament this sad situation, opining that somebody should be strung up over this omission. I also make arrangements to start doing some of my own “red-lining” of drawings so we’ll at least have something close enough to make some educated suppositions about future expansion without having to verify the equipment on site.

That’s what I was doing there today, sketching, making lists, counting things. And then I went to the control room to have a better surface on which to write as I finished my notes. And that’s when I found yet ANOTHER set of drawings. No, these weren’t hand-corrected red-lines, these were revision THREE of the construction drawings and they showed 95% of the information I’d just spent hours of my time gathering.

Colorful language was spoken. I took THOSE drawings and made copies to take back to the office with me, and then I left the station.

And as I was driving out of the station, I noticed my car being hard to steer. Twenty miles down the road I had NO power steering, so I drove seventy more miles with no power steering and umped my car off at the dealership for repairs. One of my co-workers picked me up and brought me to the office and I took my miserable copies of the lost drawings to the drafting lady. She repeated my flabbergasm. After all, I’d looked over her shoulder the day she pulled that last set of prints off the system and they WERE the latest.

I left the copies with her and went to a little conference. Twenty minutes later she popped her head in the door and handed me a drawing. It wasn’t rev. 1. Nor rev. 2. Not even rev. 3. No, it was clearly marked “as-built” and dated 2009, two full years later than the drawings we’d found on the system two weeks ago.

I’m guessing that somebody in the ivory tower got nervous when they found out we were getting ready to raise a stink over the poor documentation and the proper drawings miraculously appeared. And that’s what I’m looking at in the morning, because the first one of those miracle drawings does NOT reflect what they’d built in 2007, so somebody just went in and changed the tags to cover their sad asses.

And that’s how my day went.

Today in History – March 30

1814 – Britain & allies march into Paris after defeating Napoleon. How many foreign armies have paraded through Paris?

1842 – Anesthesia is used for the first time in an operation by Dr. Crawford Long.

1858 – Hymen Lipman patents a pencil with an attached eraser.

1867
– Alaska is purchased for $7.2 million, about 2 cent/acre ($4.19/km²), by United States Secretary of State William H. Seward. The news media call this Seward’s Folly.

1870 – Texas becomes last Confederate state readmitted to Union. Lately they’re asking about a do-over on that.

1932 – Amelia Earhart is first woman to fly solo cross the Atlantic, spends first half of trip with left blinker on, applying mascara.

1951 – Remington Rand delivers the first UNIVAC I computer to the United States Census Bureau. 5,200 vacuum tubes, weighed 29,000 pounds (13 metric tons), consumed 125 kW in electricity.

1981 – President Ronald Reagan is shot in the chest outside a Washington, D.C., hotel by John Hinckley, Jr., who is trying to impress Jodie Foster.

1991
– William Kennedy Smith allegedly rapes a woman, in keeping with his family’s high tradition. Also in keeping with his family’s high tradition, he’s found “not guilty”.

Get Ready for It…

BOHICA…

In a recent diatribe I repeated the statement “If voting really made a difference, it would be illegal.”

Why is it NOT illegal YET? Because the Left has control over enough of the populace in the right areas to control the bigger numbers in what remains of this “representative republic” to gain majorities in the Congress.

Remember those “voter registration” drives by SEIU and other unions, and ACORN and other “community organizations.” It’s important as to exactly how congressional districts are shaped in order to INSURE that the “right groups” get representation. In bygone years the practice of shaping a voting district to give power to a particular group while diluting the power of another group was called “gerrymandering”. At its inception, the term was decidedly derogatory. The practices was decried as unfair and made illegal.

Of course NOTHING is illegal if the “right” groups benefit, and gerrymandering came back into vogue for the noble purpose of guaranteeing that minorities could elect such luminaries as “Dollar Bill” Jefferson and Maxine Waters to the US Congress.

Prepare for it to get worse. One of the original intents of the Census was to fairly establish representation in the US House of Representatives.

And we’re being prepped for the current census to be wrong.

IT Problems Put Accuracy of Census at Risk, Say Government Auditors
Monday, March 29, 2010
By Edwin Mora

Washington D.C. (CNSNews.com) – Federal officials overseeing the 2010 Census testified last Thursday that existing Information Technology (IT) problems in the U.S Census Bureau’s Non-Response Follow-Up (NRFU) operation could affect the accuracy of the decennial tabulation.

And if the numbers get jacked around just right, red states lose representatives and blue states gain them. The deck gets stacked higher against any chance of ever pulling the nation back from the brink of socialism.

In a couple of decades, American election returns will look like those out of pre-war Iraq: 99% turnout, 99% vote in favor of the status quo…

Today in History – March 29

1806 – Construction is authorized of the Great National Pike, better known as the Cumberland Road, becoming the first United States federal highway.

1911 – The M1911 .45 ACP pistol became the official U.S. Army side arm. I carried an M1911A1. Still own one, a brilliant design of the sainted John M. Browning.

1936 – In Germany, Adolf Hitler receives 99% of the votes in a referendum to ratify Germany’s illegal reoccupation of the Rhineland, receiving 44.5 million votes out of 45.5 million registered voters.

1971 – A Los Angeles, California jury recommends the death penalty for Charles Manson and three female followers. And he’s STILL alive. Our enlightened overlords call this “justice”.

1973 – Vietnam War: The last United States combat soldiers leave South Vietnam.

Domesticity. With Cats

No pictures. I posted pictures over the last couple of weeks, and if taken as posted, they might give one the impression that my four cats live in harmony and relaxation.

That would be wrong.

First, the same four cats that lounge around languorously all day wait until humans are tucked in for the night before starting their marathon bouts of “Let’s chase each other and play with noisy toys”.

Either that or “Who gets the first choice of cushy corners when the human is in our bed?”

And this morning it was a case of Romeo and Juliette (HEY! Brother and sister littermates. I didn’t name them. they came that way) playing pro wrestling ALL around the house.

Romeo tips the scales at over fourteen pounds. Juliette is only a couple of pounds lighter. Sounds like stampeding cattle when they get to chasing one another. And the other two cats, including sixteen-pound Miss Kitty, come running to observe and occasionally to officiate at the match.

Last week I was complaining to sweetie that NONE of my cats is of the personality that wants to curl up on my lap. Yesterday I was pleasantly surprised to find fourteen pounds of yellow tomcat in my lap, purring.

When people ask why I keep cats (or more realistically, am KEPT by cats) this is why…

The Name Game #231

Upper forties last night, fifty-five when I walked out to get the paper. Yesterday wa ovecast. today is clear. Nice day.

Opened the paper to find results of local elections. People seem to be getting a bit peckish about passing every bright idea tax plan that comes along.

The big hospital across the river reports twenty-two births between the fifth and the twenty-fourth of March. Twelve of those are to unmarried parents, and one is to a mommy who wasn’t taking note during conception.

Since the list is short, no categories:

Tevin L. & Kenyona (!) L. (different last names) present their new son, little Jamaric Jarrell.

Wesley & Larissa B. bring their son, little Noah Blaze, naming their son after a notorious stripper with a place in the story of Louisiana politics.

Jason C. & Megan F. celebrate their Celtic heritage by naming their new daughter McKenzie Danae. “Danae” means “we couldn’t think of another name so we used this instead of “duh”.

Jonathan P. & Megan F. show their knowledge of geography by naming their daughter after a borough of New York City, giving us little Brooklyn Elise.

Brett & Cherie C. KNOW that manly men have single-syllable names, so their son is Cade Michael.

Kemore -n- Keri B. continue the “K” letter for first names with their daughter, little Kerrigan Rosemarie. Hope the kids has strong kneecaps…

Herbert O. Sr. & Almeta H. have a son that gets an extra name AND some punctuation, giving us little Calvin La’Mar Anthony. Since de daddy is a “Sr.” that means that he’s already spread his joy elsewhere and the kid is named after him. Bet he gets lots of phone calls on Father’s Day.

Zack H. & Jenna H. (different last names) know that you DON’T name a little girl “-son”, so they tagged their daughter with Karsin Marie, thereby sidestepping the issue.

James H. & Monica E. landed in the “H” section of the phone book and their finger landed on a Hadley, so their daughter is Hadley Corinne.

Terald B. & Ebonie G. present their daughter, little Malonie Michelle. Rhymes with “Baloney”.

Good enough place to end this. Now I’ll go watch my country dissolve…

Today in History – March 28

37 AD – Roman Emperor Caligula accepts the titles of the Principate, entitled to him by the Senate. Pelosi and Reid are contemplating this as we speak.

193 AD – Roman Emperor Pertinax is assassinated by Praetorian Guards, who then sell the throne in an auction. I have a twenty in my back pocket if the opportunity avails itself.

845 AD – Paris is sacked by Viking raiders, probably under Ragnar Lodbrok, who collects a huge ransom in exchange for leaving.

1933 – German Reichstag confers dictatorial powers on Hitler. History. Learn from it.

1979 – In Pennsylvania, a pump in the reactor cooling system fails in the Three Mile Island accident, resulting in the crapping of many pairs of pants.

For Your Consideration

(From an email by good friend Scarlet. I know that comparing the present administration to Hitler is considered gauche, but bear with me. Just read, and consider the parallels. I heard similar stories from different vantage points.)

Truly is the Greatest Country in the World. Don’t Let Freedom Slip Away

By: Kitty Werthmann

What I am about to tell you is something you’ve probably never heard or will ever read in history books.

I believe that I am an eyewitness to history. I cannot tell you that Hitler took Austria by tanks and guns; it would distort history. We elected him by a landslide – 98% of the vote.. I’ve never read that in any American publications. Everyone thinks that Hitler just rolled in with his tanks and took Austria by force.

In 1938, Austria was in deep Depression. Nearly one-third of our workforce was unemployed. We had 25% inflation and 25% bank loan interest rates.

Farmers and business people were declaring bankruptcy daily. Young people were going from house to house begging for food. Not that they didn’t want to work; there simply weren’t any jobs. My mother was a Christian woman and believed in helping people in need. Every day we cooked a big kettle of soup and baked bread to feed those poor, hungry people – about 30 daily.

The Communist Party and the National Socialist Party were fighting each other. Blocks and blocks of cities like Vienna , Linz , and Graz were destroyed. The people became desperate and petitioned the government to let them decide what kind of government they wanted.

We looked to our neighbor on the north, Germany , where Hitler had been in power since 1933. We had been told that they didn’t have unemployment or crime, and they had a high standard of living. Nothing was ever said about persecution of any group — Jewish or otherwise. We were led to believe that everyone was happy. We wanted the same way of life in Austria . We were promised that a vote for Hitler would mean the end of unemployment and help for the family. Hitler also said that businesses would be assisted, and farmers would get their farms back. Ninety-eight percent of the population voted to annex Austria to Germany and have Hitler for our ruler.

We were overjoyed, and for three days we danced in the streets and had candlelight parades. The new government opened up big field kitchens and everyone was fed.

After the election, German officials were appointed, and like a miracle, we suddenly had law and order. Three or four weeks later, everyone was employed. The government made sure that a lot of work was created through the Public Work Service.

Hitler decided we should have equal rights for women. Before this, it was a custom that married Austrian women did not work outside the home. An able-bodied husband would be looked down on if he couldn’t support his family. Many women in the teaching profession were elated that they could retain the jobs they previously had been required to give up for marriage.

Hitler Targets Education – Eliminates Religious Instruction for Children:

Our education was nationalized. I attended a very good public school. The population was predominantly Catholic, so we had religion in our schools. The day we elected Hitler (March 13, 1938), I walked into my schoolroom to find the crucifix replaced by Hitler’s picture hanging next to a Nazi flag. Our teacher, a very devout woman, stood up and told the class we wouldn’t pray or have religion anymore. Instead, we sang “Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles,” (Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm! Barack Hussein Obama! –MC) and had physical education.

Sunday became National Youth Day with compulsory attendance. Parents were not pleased about the sudden change in curriculum. They were told that if they did not send us, they would receive a stiff letter of warning the first time. The second time they would be fined the equivalent of $300, and the third time they would be subject to jail. The first two hours consisted of political indoctrination. The rest of the day we had sports. As time went along, we loved it. Oh, we had so much fun and got our sports equipment free. We would go home and gleefully tell our parents about the wonderful time we had.

My mother was very unhappy. When the next term started, she took me out of public school and put me in a convent. I told her she couldn’t do that and she told me that someday when I grew up, I would be grateful. There was a very good curriculum, but hardly any fun – no sports, and no political indoctrination. I hated it at first but felt I could tolerate it. Every once in a while, on holidays, I went home. I would go back to my old friends and ask what was going on and what they were doing. Their loose lifestyle was very alarming to me. They lived without religion. By that time unwed mothers were glorified for having a baby for Hitler. It seemed strange to me that our society changed so suddenly. As time went along, I realized what a great deed my mother did so that I wasn’t exposed to that kind of humanistic philosophy.

Equal Rights Hits Home:

In 1939, the war started and a food bank was established. All food was rationed and could only be purchased using food stamps. At the same time, a full-employment law was passed which meant if you didn’t work, you didn’t get a ration card, and if you didn’t have a card, you starved to death. Women who stayed home to raise their families didn’t have any marketable skills and often had to take jobs more suited for men.

Soon after this, the draft was implemented. It was compulsory for young people, male and female, to give one year to the labor corps. During the day, the girls worked on the farms, and at night they returned to their barracks for military training just like the boys. They were trained to be anti-aircraft gunners and participated in the signal corps. After the labor corps, they were not discharged but were used in the front lines. When I go back to Austria to visit my family and friends, most of these women are emotional cripples because they just were not equipped to handle the horrors of combat. Three months before I turned 18, I was severely injured in an air raid attack. I nearly had a leg amputated, so I was spared having to go into the labor corps and into military service.

Hitler Restructured the Family Through Daycare:

When the mothers had to go out into the work force, the government immediately established child care centers. You could take your children ages 4 weeks to school age and leave them there around-the-clock, 7 days a week, under the total care of the government. The state raised a whole generation of children.. There were no motherly women to take care of the children, just people highly trained in child psychology. By this time, no one talked about equal rights. We knew we had been had.

Health Care and Small Business Suffer Under Government Controls:

Before Hitler, we had very good medical care. Many American doctors trained at the University of Vienna . After Hitler, health care was socialized, free for everyone. Doctors were salaried by the government. The problem was, since it was free, the people were going to the doctors for everything. When the good doctor arrived at his office at 8 a.m., 40 people were already waiting and, at the same time, the hospitals were full. If you needed elective surgery, you had to wait a year or two for your turn. There was no money for research as it was poured into socialized medicine. Research at the medical schools literally stopped, so the best doctors left Austria and emigrated to other countries.

As for healthcare, our tax rates went up to 80% of our income. Newlyweds immediately received a $1,000 loan from the government to establish a household. We had big programs for families. All day care and education were free. High schools were taken over by the government and college tuition was subsidized. Everyone was entitled to free handouts, such as food stamps, clothing, and housing.

We had another agency designed to monitor business. My brother-in-law owned a restaurant that had square tables. Government officials told him he had to replace them with round tables because people might bump themselves on the corners. Then they said he had to have additional bathroom facilities. It was just a small dairy business with a snack bar. He couldn’t meet all the demands. Soon, he went out of business. If the government owned the large businesses and not many small ones existed, it could be in control.

We had consumer protection. We were told how to shop and what to buy. Free enterprise was essentially abolished. We had a planning agency specially designed for farmers. The agents would go to the farms, count the live-stock, then tell the farmers what to produce, and how to produce it.

“Mercy Killing” Redefined:

In 1944, I was a student teacher in a small village in the Alps . The villagers were surrounded by mountain passes which, in the winter, were closed off with snow, causing people to be isolated. So people intermarried and offspring were sometimes retarded. When I arrived, I was told there were 15 mentally retarded adults, but they were all useful and did good manual work. I knew one, named Vincent, very well. He was a janitor of the school. One day I looked out the window and saw Vincent and others getting into a van. I asked my superior where they were going. She said to an institution where the State Health Department would teach them a trade, and to read and write. The families were required to sign papers with a little clause that they could not visit for 6 months. They were told visits would interfere with the program and might cause homesickness.

As time passed, letters started to dribble back saying these people died a natural, merciful death. The villagers were not fooled. We suspected what was happening. Those people left in excellent physical health and all died within 6 months. We called this euthanasia.

The Final Steps – Gun Laws:

Next came gun registration.. People were getting injured by guns. Hitler said that the real way to catch criminals (we still had a few) was by matching serial numbers on guns. Most citizens were law abiding and dutifully marched to the police station to register their firearms. Not long after-wards, the police said that it was best for everyone to turn in their guns. The authorities already knew who had them, so it was futile not to comply voluntarily.

No more freedom of speech. Anyone who said something against the government was taken away. We knew many people who were arrested, not only Jews, but also priests and ministers who spoke up.

Totalitarianism didn’t come quickly, it took 5 years from 1938 until 1943, to realize full dictatorship in Austria. Had it happened overnight, my countrymen would have fought to the last breath. Instead, we had creeping gradualism. Now, our only weapons were broom handles. The whole idea sounds almost unbelievable that the state, little by little eroded our freedom.

After World War II, Russian troops occupied Austria . Women were raped, preteen to elderly. The press never wrote about this either. When the Soviets left in 1955, they took everything that they could, dismantling whole factories in the process. They sawed down whole orchards of fruit, and what they couldn’t destroy, they burned. We called it The Burned Earth. Most of the population barricaded themselves in their houses. Women hid in their cellars for 6 weeks as the troops mobilized. Those who couldn’t, paid the price. There is a monument in Vienna today, dedicated to those women who were massacred by the Russians. This is an eye witness account.

It’s true..those of us who sailed past the Statue of Liberty came to a country of unbelievable freedom and opportunity.

America Truly is the Greatest Country in the World. Don’t Let Freedom Slip Away

“After America , There is No Place to Go”

Gonna need more bricks

Silly old document. Written by a bunch of smart-assed, rich old white guys two hundred-odd years ago:

When in the Course of human events

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence.

— And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

Seems like bricks are being thrown.

Read the old document. Seems like those guys felt, for some odd reason, that their measured discourse and carefully worded letters were ignored. Their heartfelt speeches were treated as the idle babblings of the ignorant. “Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury.”

And this was in 1776. The revolution went hot in 1775. Before that, 1770, was the Boston Massacre, where freedom-speaking people were assailed by the SEIU, Capitol Police, and ACORN British Army.

I’m not exactly sure where we segue from the Committees of Correspondence to the rude bridge that arched the flood. Human nature tells me it was kind of murky back then, too. I’m sure also that at the time, there were those who were totally on the side of the Colonial cause who were thinking (and probably saying) that it was just not yet time to start shooting.

Did you ever ride a roller coaster against your better judgment? I used to be a big fan of the old Texas Cyclone, the big wooden ‘coaster at the now-defunct AstroWorld in Houston, and there was always that trepidation after the cars left the platform and started their clackity ride up to the top before the first drop. It was too late then. I’ve heard many a passenger sob on that gentle uphill ride because they knew that the real horrors were not only ahead, but totally inevitable.

It’s going to happen. the only thought is whether it will be a result of a total financial meltdown, or the Left will decide that the time is ripe to stop playing and try to go just a bit too fast in their rush to utopia. Likely it will be a mix.

I’m not advocating the throwing of stones, folks, but I’m not surprised in the least bit. And I won’t be surprised as it goes further. And one day there’s gonna be a bridge.