If I’d known…

If I’d known it had to last this long, I would’ve taken better care of it.

(or reflections of a man faced with his own mortality)

Every now and then I pull up a picture of me in my young and vital days.  Oddly many of these involve me wearing some strange green garb, surround by similarly aged and arrayed contemporaries.

In a couple of months I turn sixty-one.  The young, athletic man who used to bound up and down off and in and out of an M60A1 tank with all the speed of a monkey with a firecracker up his ass?  That guy?  Well, now he is now reduced to hobbling.  Well, okay, walking, but with a decidedly obvious effort to favor a leg.

I’m out of service today due to soft tissue pain associated with my right knee.  Strangely, it’s my LEFT knee that hurts in such an continuous and aggravating manner when I drive for more than an hour or so.

The pain has increased past the point where it is manageable with over the counter anti-inflammatories and pain meds, so tomorrow is a scheduled trip to the doctor.  Being a person who investigates and and troubleshoots systems for a living, I am betting this involved a little prodding and poking, then a referral for imaging, a neat technical term for MRI and X-ray.

I’m hoping for a stronger round of anti-inflammatory stuff and some pain-killers to let me sleep a whole night.  And trying to train Miss Kitty to drape her fourteen pounds over the back of that knee as a kind of hairy, organic heating pad.

UPDATE: Just a little list:

Both ankles, chronically sprained from a 1970 motorcycle accident.  Totalled a Harley.

Shoulder problems, started when I caught the receiver of an M-85 machine-gun tossed out the back of a deuce and a half.

Knees, just too many miles, and for the last decade or so, overload.

Blood pressure.  that’s the age and weight thing again.

Cholesterol, blame it on genetics and a predilection for rich fatty meats.  Cajun, you know.

Today in History – April 28

1789Mutiny on the Bounty, Captain William Bligh and 18 sailors are set adrift and the rebel crew returns to Tahiti briefly and then sets sail for Pitcairn Island.

1862 – American Civil War: Admiral David Farragut captures New Orleans, Louisiana, and the Feds have been taking care of the place ever since…

1945 – Benito Mussolini and his mistress Clara Petacci are executed by a firing squad consisting of members of the Italian resistance movement who became exceedingly brave once the Allies were on the peninsula and the Germans were on the run.

1947 – Thor Heyerdahl and five crew mates set out from Peru on the Kon-Tiki to prove that Peruvian natives could have settled Polynesia. I’ve read and re-read this story. It’s a classic tale of men against the sea.

1952 – Dwight D. Eisenhower resigns as Supreme Commander of NATO. He’s headed for the Presidency of the United States.

1996
– In Tasmania, Australia, Martin Bryant goes on a shooting spree, killing 35 people and seriously injuring 21 more, resulting in draconian Australian gun laws that disarm the law-abiding. Crazy people, however, remain crazy, and criminals remain criminals.