Funday!

Couple of months ago, I’m sitting in my office, noting the dearth of disasters and the phone rings. That’s quite often the harbinger of bad news.

It was. One of my two offshore facilities is trying to swap generators. If you’re offshore, you make your own electricity. That station has three generators, two big ones that run off of natural gas, one smaller that uses diesel. We got lots of gas. It’s almost free. Diesel costs. Anyway, one of the gas-fueled units was out of service, and they were on the diesel unit and wanted to get off it and back onto the other gas unit.

And the breaker wouldn’t close. “Breaker” here, actually a circuit breaker, is a hundred pounds of steel, plastic and copper, rated to carry 1200 amps at 480 volts. Weighs a hundred pounds or so. Has the ability to be closed by external signals, such as the generator’s running and we want it to close so we can stop buying diesel, which ain’t cheap in the first place and it gets a lot more expensive when you have to put it on a boat and bring it twenty miles out in the Gulf.

Over the phone we discussed what the technician had seen. Generator running? Check. Voltage right? Check. Both generators in sync? Yeah, that’s a bit obscure for non-power people, but trust me, violating that has the possibility of sending some of your equipment back in time. But yes, the ‘sync’ light comes on. And the breaker doesn’t close.

Sounds like somebody’s gonna drive four hours, spend the night, catch a ‘copter out, first thing the next morning.

So that’s what I do. Just me and the chopper pilot for the thirty-minute trip out. Set down on the platform, watch the chopper leave, and I go meet my tech. We dive right in. A couple of clicks of a mouse on the station console and the generator’s running. We got into the electrical room and I survey the indicators. Yep! Looks good. I open the cabinet and find the little relay that is supposed to close the breaker. It has a clear case, so I watch it doing its thing. It’s trying.

Okay, I know the answer to this one. The tech watches a scope right out of a 1930 Frankenstein lab and when it nears the twelve o’clock position, he says “NOW!” and I punch the manual close button on the breaker. It slams shut, the two generators are now tied together, and we can shut the diesel unit down.

Now it’s time to make a call. The people who designed this offshore platform have made what I consider an error in judgement, using a low-voltage signal to close the breaker. That works fine when everything is new, but this thing is twenty years old and the little tap provided by low voltage isn’t sufficient to close a sticky twenty-year-old breaker. We make arrangements to get it refurbished.

That happened, the breaker has to go onshore by way of a boat, go to a shop in Houston, and come back. Couple of weeks ago the tech on the platform tried to install it in its hole and it wouldn’t go. He thought there was a problem. So I schedule another trip.

I was out there this morning. I looked at the breaker. The parts that are supposed to connect the breaker weren’t lubed. That can account for unusual forces, so i carefully and precisely applied synthetic grease with the end of my index finger. We stuck it into the hole and tried to get it to ratchet into its operating position. And it wouldn’t go.

“Gimme a flashlight!” I said.

A flashlight was supplied and I peered into the cabinet because I could see the fingers on the breaker where they contacted the corresponding stabs connected to the generator on one side and the power distribution bus on the other. And I started laughing.

The problem was obvious. The highly rated professionals who’d disassembled my breaker to refurbish it had put one set of fingers on incorrectly, rotated ninety degrees from where they needed to be. The breaker came back out of the hole, fifteen minutes with a tool set and things were the way they should be. The breaker went in the hole exactly as it was supposed to do.

Next problem. That big natural gas engine that’s supposed to run this generator? It won’t start. Turns over. Tech says if he tugs the control rod that feeds it gas, it runs, so it’s not the engine. This thing has a an electronic governor, and THAT thing needs twenty-four volts that appears to be missing. Tech thought that maybe the breaker needed to be installed because it actives some auxiliary switches. That’s a good guess and an easy try. Back in the control room, click the mouse. Engine turns over. Doesn’t start.

Back in the control cabinet. Still no 24 volts. Get out the drawings. Says ‘customer-supplied 20-40 volts DC’. Get more drawings. Shows a fuse I already traced out and checked, and then it stops. the voltage has to come from somewhere. He thinks it might be a control box out at the generator, so I let him open that up. We look. It ain’t there. While he’s putting things back together, I start looking.

‘Oh,look! Here’s a panel full of circuit breakers and the door says ’24 VDC’. Bingo! I open it, look at the legend, lo and behold, there’s one that says #1 Generator Switchgear. I turn it on, then check that governor. We got power. He comes back in, I show him that breaker panel, and then back in the control room, a couple of mouse clicks and from outside comes the throaty VAROOM! as that big engine fires up and runs.

Lunch was pretty good barbecue ribs, sausage, steak, baked beans, a freshly made potato salad and ‘nanner pudding with vanilla wafers and meringue topping.

Thirty minute trip back in the ‘copter to the onshore base, and then a four hour drive home.

Pretty good day.

Today in History – July 31

1703 – Daniel Defoe is placed in a pillory for the crime of seditious libel after publishing a politically satirical pamphlet, but is pelted with flowers.

1774 – Joseph Priestley discovers oxygen. Before this, people just breathed any old thing that blew in…

1914
– Oil discovered in Lake Maracaibo, Venezuela.

1919 – German national assembly adopts the Weimar constitution (which comes into force on August 14). It’s a pretty good Constitution, too. For example, Germans are entitled to free expression of opinion in word, writing, print, image, etc. This right cannot be obstructed by job contract, nor can exercise of this right create a disadvantage. Censorship is prohibited. And we all know how this turned out when people started following a charismatic, smooth-talking leader with radical ideas.

1941Holocaust: under instructions from Adolf Hitler, Nazi official Hermann Göring, orders SS General Reinhard Heydrich to “submit to me as soon as possible a general plan of the administrative material and financial measures necessary for carrying out the desired final solution of the Jewish question.” This is a lesson in incrementalism, among other things.

1970 – Black Tot Day: The last day of the officially sanctioned rum ration in the Royal Navy. 1945 in Tokyo Bay, HMS King George V had rum. The US Navy had ice cream. The Brits wanted ice cream. Dad helped make the exchange possible with the landing craft he ran as a taxi around the bay.

1971 – Apollo program: Apollo 15 astronauts become the first to ride in a lunar rover.

1981 – 42-day strike of Major League Baseball ends in the United States. Yawwwnnnnn!

Today in History – July 30

1619 – In Jamestown, Virginia, the first representative assembly in the Americas, the House of Burgesses, convenes for the first time. Being all white, they’re under investigation by the Holder ‘Justice Department’.

1866 – New Orleans’s Democratic government orders police to raid an integrated Republican Party meeting, killing 40 people and injuring 150. Republicans in New Orleans today wouldn’t fare much better.

1916
Black Tom Island explosion in Jersey City, NJ was an act of sabotage on American ammunition supplies by German agents to prevent the materials from being used by the Allies in World War I. Today we have the anti-American Left happy to thwart war efforts on our enemies’ behalf.

1945 – World War II: Japanese submarine I-58 sinks the USS Indianapolis (CA-35), killing 883 seamen. Sharks play a major role, as recounted in Jaws.

1956 – A joint resolution of the U.S. Congress is signed by President Dwight D. Eisenhower, authorizing In God We Trust as the U.S. national motto. Then in 1965 US President Lyndon B. (Lyin’ B*stard) Johnson says, “Why fret over all that “god” stuff? We’re the government and WE’LL take care of you”, and he signs the Social Security Act of 1965 into law, establishing Medicare and Medicaid, giving us a taste of how well the government can handle health care.

1971 – Apollo program: Apollo 15 Mission – David Scott and James Irwin on Apollo Lunar Module, Falcon, land with first Lunar Rover on the moon, adding tire tracks to the American footprints.

1974 – Six Royal Canadian Army Cadets killed and fifty-four injured in an accidental grenade blast at CFB Valcartier Cadet Camp. Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT your friend.

1975 – Jimmy Hoffa disappears from the parking lot of the Machus Red Fox restaurant in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit, at about 2:30 p.m. He is never seen or heard from again. I looked inside Chrissy’s purse. His body could be in there and nobody’d ever know…

2003 – In Mexico, the last ‘old style’ Volkswagen Beetle rolls off the assembly line. Ferdinand Porsche’s pre-WW II design was quite successful as the first foreign compact car to gain wide acceptance in America. I owned a couple myself.

Today in History – July 29

1588 – Anglo-Spanish War: Battle of Gravelines – English naval forces under command of Lord Charles Howard and Sir Francis Drake defeat the “invincible” Spanish Armada off the coast of Gravelines, France.

1836 – Inauguration of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris. Gives the Germans something to march under when they conquer the country. or for other foreign armies to look at when they recue France from the Germans. This picture is of an 1871 parade of the Prussian Army celebrating a French “triomphe”.

And another in 1940:


1901
– The Socialist Party of America founded. Its positions have since been co-opted by the dimmocrat party.

1907 – Sir Robert Baden-Powell sets up the Brownsea Island Scout camp in Poole Harbour on the south coast of England. The camp ran from August 1-9, 1907, and is regarded as the founding of the Scouting movement.

1957 – The International Atomic Energy Agency is established, providing yet another toothless featherbed front for international bureaucrats at the UN.

1958
– U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower signs into law the National Aeronautics and Space Act, which creates the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA). And it’s eleven years to the moon.  And now it’s Obama’s outreach program to the Religion of Peace.

1965 – Vietnam War: the first 4,000 101st Airborne Division paratroopers arrive in Vietnam, landing at Cam Ranh Bay. Dimmocrat L.B. (Lyin’ B*stard) Johnson is in the White House.

Muddying the 2016 Waters

Get ready for the “All Hillary, All the Time” press. Despite last week’s proposal that poor little Hillary might get thrown under the bus to grease the skids for Moochele Obama’s red carpet into the Oval Office, the dimms have to give at least the illusion that Hillary! is their choice.

So they’re cranking up the clamor.  If you ever had any doubt about the mainstream media pushing dimmocrat candidates, that article should settle your mind.

NBC has ordered a four-hour miniseries based on the life of Hillary Rodham Clinton that will star Diane Lane, NBC entertainment chairman Bob Greenblatt announced at the TCA press tour Saturday.

Greenblatt said he didn’t think the project would be affected whether or not Clinton decides to run for President in 2016.

So here’s the way to tie both of these together: First, we get a big clamor going to push Hillary. Then, in close proximity to the dimmocrat convention, a landslide of crap falls out, making poor Hillary out to the b*tch we thought she was since 1980, and by golly, what’s the dimmocrat party to do?

And Moochele is standing there, the first dimmocrat to be happy about a draft since LBJ punched up the troop levels in Viet Nam.

The Name Game #331

A little cool this morning. It’s eight AM and still only 78 degrees. The sky is overcast. The cats are in the midst of morning routines.
I opened up the morning paper and found that the hospital across the river reports twenty-three new babies from between July 10 and 21. Fourteen are to unwed parents and three new mommies can’t choose a baby daddy.

Let’s just wade into this:

Texas city names are popular this summer:  Micah & Brooke H. tag a daughter with Austin Olivia, and Desmond C. & Linette C. (different surnames) tag a son with Dallas Lamar.

Miss Nora C. does her daughter up as Alexa Lizet.  I’m thinking she saw a little green lizard and thought ‘Hmmmm!  Little lizard?  I know!  Lizet!  Great name!’

Dustin ‘n’ Ashley C. roll out their baby girl, little Terra Emma.  Heck with naming your kid after a mere city!  We’re naming her after the whole stinkin’ planet!

Andrew & Sara B. have a new son, little Holden James.  “Why dintcha clean da house, Baby?”  “I spent duh whole day holdin’ James!”

Ryan & Ashley (second ‘Ashley’ today!  See what tryndeigh names gets you?) R. have one baby girl, so they use one name, Makena.

Derrick A. & LaToya(!) R. perpetuate the stereotypes with their son, little Demonte Deon.

Miss Nakitta(!) E. triples up on her son, little Ne’Khai Yuhon King.  Extra name makes up for the absence of a clue about the baby daddy.  Hillary’s ‘village’?  It’ll be raising this one.  With my ‘contribution’ and ‘investment’, of course.

Kaylon F. & Tori M. name their daughter (Watch this!) Kay’Lynn.  And they’re still congratulating themselves on the brilliance of that move.

Justin P. & Devin H. present their daughter, little Baylee Nichole, because a double ‘e’ just exudes cuteness, yahknow!

And that’s it for the week.

Today in History – July 28

1540 – Thomas Cromwell is beheaded at the order of Henry VIII of England on charges of treason. Henry marries his fifth wife, Catherine Howard, on the same day. There are some obvious “head” jokes that decorum prevents me from making.

1794
– Maximilien Robespierre and Louis Antoine de Saint-Just are executed by guillotine in Paris, France during the French Revolution, victims of the bloodbath they helped bring about.

1896 – The city of Miami, Florida is incorporated with a population of 300. Coincidentally, that’s the total number of real Floridians there today.

1942 – World War II: Soviet leader Joseph Stalin issues Order No. 227 in response to alarming German advances into the Soviet Union. Under the order all those who retreat or otherwise leave their positions without orders to do so will be immediately executed. “The shootings will continue until morale improves.”

1965Vietnam War: Dimmocrat U.S. President Lyndon B. “Lyin’ B*stard” Johnson announces his order to increase the number of United States troops in South Vietnam from 75,000 to 125,000. Nothing like an inept, crooked dimmocrat playing with a real army…

1993 Andorra joins the United Nations. Despite not being involved in any fighting, Andorra was technically the longest combatant in the first World War, as the country was left out of the Versailles Peace Conference and technically remained at war with Germany from 1914 until 1939.

Obama rated the 5th best president ever

Of the total of 44 US Presidents: Obama rated 5th best president ever. I was just reading a Democratic publicity release that said, “. . . after a little more than 5 years, Obama has been rated the 5th best president ever.”

The details according to White House Publicists. . . .
? Reagan, Lincoln, and 8 others tied for first,
? 15 presidents tied for second,
? 17 other presidents tied for third,
? Jimmy Carter came in 4th, and
? Obama came in fifth.