Lovely time of year.  From at low of fifty-two, by eight we’re in the mid-sixties, headed for the mid-eighties.

I walked out under blue skies to collect the paper.  The list this week is from the little hospital on this side of the river.  We lack the vibrancy that the large amounts of diversity bring to that big hospital across the river, but heaven knows, we’re trying.

First evidence is in the high number of illegitimate births.  of  twenty-one new babies, fourteen are born to unmarried parents.  Two of the new mommies can’t figure out that out of a whole can of beans, which one made ‘er fart.

That’s modern society – mistaking ‘license’ for ‘freedom’.

Let’s slog into the morass:

Miss Tami(!) H. does us a daughter, little Dani Kaiel.  She missed two vowels and the name of the sperm donor.

Katelynn M. & Christopher F. do us up a daughter, little Paisley Ann.  We can figure that there will be a sibling, Plaid, possibly.

Megan ‘n’ Blaine T. name a son after a Texas university, Baylor Henry.

Desiree M. & Andrew P. needed a daughter because they had a stripper name already picked out.  A son came along and he’s Dakota Blaze.

Miss Ebony C. fears the complexity of spelling names with ‘c-k’ so she tags her son with Jaxson Gabriel.  Apparently she also fears asking the name of the consort who sired this kid.

Tonya & Hagen C. name the girl after the daddy, giving us little Hagen Marie.

And that’s the sad little list for the week.  Enjoy your autumn.