1452 – First European book printed with moveable type, Johann Gutenberg’s Bible, in Mainz, Germany. Mainz has a terrific museum devoted to printing, including a display of an original Gutenberg Bible. It’s worth a visit if you’re in the area. I was.

1544 – King Henry VIII draws his armies out of France. His army leaves behind a considerable amount of genetic material.

1791 – The Magic Flute, the last opera composed by Mozart, receives its premiere performance at Freihaus-Theater auf der Wieden in Vienna, Austria.

1791 – The National Constituent Assembly in Paris is dissolved; Parisians hail Maximilien Robespierre and Jérôme Pétion as incorruptible patriots. Yeah. Just like Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are “incorruptible patriots”. And cool move, there Gaston!: You get rid of a monarchy and pass control to a dictatorship by moonbat.

1841 – Samuel Slocum patented the stapler. Hey! A milestone IS a milestone…

1882 – Thomas Edison’s first commercial hydroelectric power plant (later known as Appleton Edison Light Company) begins operation on the Fox River in Appleton, Wisconsin, United States. it was a whopping 12.5 kilowatts. Honda makes a portable generator that big now and it fits in the back of a pickup truck. I’ve worked on a 600 MEGAwatt unit. That’s 48,000(!) times bigger. In less than a hundred years.

1938 – At 2:00 am, Britain, France, Germany and Italy sign the Munich Agreement, allowing Germany to occupy the Sudetenland region of Czechoslovakia. Neville Chamberlain forever sets the standard for moonbat politicians being flim-flammed by dictators when he returns to London, waves a copy of the agreement and says it means “peace in our time.” Hitler says “a little piece of Poland, a little piece of France…” (and extra points if you can identify where the Hitler quote comes from…)

1938 – The League of Nations unanimously outlaws “intentional bombings of civilian populations”. Yeah, that worked. The League of Nations died. If only the UN would have the grace to do the same…

1949 – Berlin Airlift ends after 277,000 flights. America faces down the Soviet Union. Today’s Left would not only have signed West Berlin Over to them, but would have held a star-studded concert to celebrate.

1954 – The U.S. Navy submarine USS Nautilus is commissioned as the world’s first nuclear reactor powered vessel.

1968 – First Boeing 747 rolls out. American aviation shows the world how it’s done.

2005 – The controversial drawings of Muhammad are printed in the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten. Muslims are driven to a killing frenzy by cartoons. Who knew? Other things that drive Muslims into a killing frenzy: Days that end with “y”. Puppies. Music. People smiling. BACON!

1789 – The U.S. War Department first establishes a regular army with a strength of several hundred men. Today, the Department of Agriculture has a bigger standing army. So do most medium-sized cities.

1916 – John D. Rockefeller becomes the first billionaire. Oil!

1936 – Radio used for first time for a presidential campaign. Dimmocrat loyalists try to get the ads pulled.

1938 – Treaty of Munich signed by Hitler, Mussolini, Daladier & Chamberlain. “If we give them a little of what they want, they will think we’re nice people and stop doing mean things.”

1941 – World War II: German forces, with the aid of local Ukrainian collaborators, begin the two-day Babi Yar massacre. That’s 33,771 dead when the exercise is complete.

1942 – French government of De Gaulle cancels Agreement of Munich. The REAL French government, still actually IN actually in FRANCE, is collaborating its butt off. That 1938 agreement in Munich wasn’t worth the paper it was written on. Of course, from the safety of England, neither is the De Gaulle government…

1960 – Nikita Khrushchev, leader of Soviet Union, disrupts a meeting of the United Nations General Assembly with a number of angry outbursts. When Biden shows up members erupt in giggling fits.

1966 – The Chevrolet Camaro, originally named Panther, is introduced, features in many an episode of “Hold mah beer an’ watch this!”.Also a preferred ride of late middle-aged men with bad comb-overs.

1975 – WGPR in Detroit, Michigan, becomes the world’s first black-owned-and-operated television station, helping lift Detroit to its current position as a jewel in America’s tiara.

1991 – Military coup in Haiti. Still having trouble with that whole ‘election’ thing…

2013 – Over 42 people are killed by members of radical Baptist Muslim group Boko Haram at the College of Agriculture in Gujba, Nigeria.

1066 – William the Conqueror invades England: the Norman Conquest begins. At the time he was known as “William the Bastard”. Nothing like winning to get you favorable publicity! Part of what makes us what we are…

1781 – American forces backed by a French fleet begin the siege of Yorktown, Virginia, during the American Revolutionary War. This was France before a revolution run by a bunch of ‘enlightened’ fops ruined the place.

1791 – France becomes the first country to emancipate its Jewish population. A hundred and fifty years later, they help the Nazis round them up for deportation and death.

1850 – US Navy abolishes flogging as punishment.

1928 – Sir Alexander Fleming notices a bacteria-killing mold growing in his laboratory, discovering what later became known as penicillin. He wasn’t “Sir” back then, just a science geek playing with bread mold.

1938 – Dutch Premier Colijn sends radio message “No war coming” . See! They had pacifist moonbats back then, too. 1940 – Nazi occupiers present “New Dutch Culture” in German. Premier Colijn is now right. The war was short and nasty and soon over and the Netherlands lost. Now they have ‘peace’.

1939 – Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union agree on a division of Poland after their invasion during World War II. It’s a neat agreement between two blood-thirsty amoral dictators. Two years later Hitler decides that he wants ALL of Poland. And the Ukraine. And everything else.

1958 – France ratifies a new Constitution of France; the French Fifth Republic is then formed upon the formal adoption of the new constitution on October 4. The way things are going, the next one will be written in Arabic, based on sharia.

1961 – A military coup in Damascus effectively ends the United Arab Republic, the union between Egypt and Syria, which brings up a seldom-considered point: If the Arab world DIDN’T have a common enemy, Israel, they they’d be quite happily slaughtering each other.

2008 – Falcon 1 becomes the first privately developed liquid-fuel ground-launched vehicle to put a payload into orbit by the RatSat mission. Now commercial launches happen weekly while NASA works on muslim outreach.

2009 – The military junta leading Guinea attacks a protest rally, killing or wounding 1,400 people. Politics as usual in Africa.

1066 – William the Conqueror and his army set sail from the mouth of the Somme River, beginning the Norman Conquest of England. Don’t get peckish. The term “Norman” comes from “Norseman”, the Vikings who’d carved out a chunk of France for themselves already.

1777 – Lancaster, Pennsylvania is the capital of the United States, for one day. For one brief day the population becomes example of large number of self-serving… nah… THAT’S Washington today. It took Washington a while to get that way, but they’ve got the act down pat now….

1821 – Mexico gains its independence from Spain. Freed of the despotic rule of European interlopers, the country goes on to enjoy decades of peace, justice and prosperity. Today, thousands of Americans cross its boarder seeking opportunity not found here.

1854 – The steamship SS Arctic sinks with 400 people on board – 250 passengers, 150 crew. 24 male passengers and 61 crew survived; all the women and children died. This marks the first great disaster in the Atlantic Ocean.

1903 – Wreck of the Old 97, a train crash made famous by the song of the same name. “They gave him his orders in Monroe, Virginia, said “Steve, you’re ‘way behind time…”(Yes, YES, I know that’s NOT an American locomotive. Ours have ‘cattle-catchers’ on the front.)

1908 – The first production of the Ford Model T automobile was built at the Piquette Plant in Detroit, Michigan. You could have any color you wanted, as long as it was black.

1941 – The SS Patrick Henry is launched becoming the first of more than 2,700 Liberty ships. America’s might produced ships like cupcakes…

1942 Last day of the September Matanikau action on Guadalcanal as United States Marine Corps troops barely escape after being surrounded by Japanese forces near the Matanikau River. A Coastie by the name of Douglas Munro gave his life to rescue a group of Marines trapped by the Japanese. His last words were, ”Did they all get off?” His medal was awarded by the Navy for his work with the Marines. He is the ONLY member of the Coast Guard to ever receive the Medal of Honor.

1962 – Rachel Carson’s book Silent Spring is published, inspiring an environmental movement and the creation of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. The book is poorly researched, the rush to ban DDT resulted in millions of lives lost in the resurgence of mosquito-borne diseases such as malaria.

1964 – The Warren Commission releases its report, concluding that Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone, assassinated President John F. Kennedy. It is widely debated and viewed as a cover-up.

1979 – The United States Department of Education receives final approval from the U.S. Congress to become the 13th US Cabinet agency. Public education is fast becoming equivalent in quality to public housing and public toilets.

1998 – The Google internet search engine retrospectively claims this as its birthday.

1580 – From back when the British had balls, Sir Francis Drake completes his circumnavigation of the globe. When he shows up back home, he’s got gold he captured from the Spanish in several engagements.

1777 – The British army launches a major offensive, capturing Philadelphia.

1786 – Protestors shut down the court in Springfield, Massachusetts in a military standoff that begins Shays’ Rebellion. It’s about the courts enforcing tax and debt collection.

1792 – Marc-David Lasource begins accusing Maximilien Robespierre of wanting a dictatorship for France. They get a dictatorship anyway, but Robespierre is executed in 1794. He’s a victim of the terror in France that he helped author.

1820 – Colonel Robert Gibbon Johnson proved tomatoes weren’t poisonous by eating several on the steps of the courthouse in Salem, New Jersey. The news takes decades to be absorbed as far as Texas, which is why REAL chili doesn’t have tomatoes.

1918 – World War I: The Meuse-Argonne Offensive, the bloodiest single battle in American history, begins.

Paul von Hindenburg stated, “… without the American troops and despite a food blockade… the war could have ended in a sort of stalemate.”

1950 – General Douglas MacArthur’s American X Corps, fresh from the Inchon landing, links up with the U.S. Eighth Army after its breakout from the Pusan Perimeter, recaptures Seoul from the North Koreans. Seoul looks then like Detroit does today.

1960 – In Chicago, the first televised debate takes place between presidential candidates Richard M. Nixon and John F. Kennedy. Nixon isn’t a cute as Kennedy and his poll numbers suffer…

1960 – Fidel Castro announces Cuba’s support for the U.S.S.R. Two words: “Communist bast*rd!” He makes the longest speech in UN history (4 hrs, 29 mins).

1066 – The Battle of Stamford Bridge marks the end of the Viking invasions of England. Why THIS battle? Because in two more weeks, William the Bastard (also know as William the Conqueror), a NORMAN (‘north-man’, not ‘French) from Norse lands in the north of modern day France) invades and conquers England for good.

1492 – Crewman on Pinta sights “land”-a few weeks early. Wanting something really bad isn’t the same as having it.

1690 – Publick Occurrences Both Forreign and Domestick, the first newspaper to appear in the Americas, is published for the first and only time. It’s shut down by the governor. What we can’t control, we forbid. First Amendment, anyone?

1789 – The U.S. Congress passes twelve amendments to the United States Constitution: the Congressional Apportionment Amendment, the Congressional Compensation Amendment, and the ten that are known as the Bill of Rights. Only the Bill of Rights were ratified at the time, while the other two were proposed by James Madison but not ratified. In 1992, the Congressional Compensation Amendment was ratified as the 27th amendment to the Constitution. Does anyone really think that the government goes out of its way to follow the Constitution?

1906 – Leonardo Torres y Quevedo demonstrates the Telekino, guiding a boat from the shore, in what is considered to be the first use of a remote control, technology that becomes useful for altering the throughput of Saudi oil facilities.

1912 – Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism is founded in New York City. Now it trains sycophants for the Left.

1926 – The international Convention to Suppress the Slave Trade and Slavery is first signed. Slaves are still common in several muslim countries but that’s okay since it’s part of their culture.

1929 – After an all-instrument flight the day before, Jimmy Doolittle performs the first blind flight from Mitchel Field proving that full instrument flying from take off to landing is possible.

1955 – The Royal Jordanian Air Force is founded. The name translates in Hebrew to “live targets”.

1956 – TAT-1, the first submarine transatlantic telephone cable system, is inaugurated. The cable was able to carry 35 simultaneous telephone calls. A 36th channel was used to carry up to 22 telegraph lines.

1990 – Saddam Hussein warns that US will repeat Vietnam experience. In 2003, America’s Left, with the complicity of the mainstream media, does its darnedest to relive its happy days in the seventies. And it’s amazing what a great idea war is when a dimmocrat president starts it.

2009 – U.S. President Barack Obama, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy, in a joint TV appearance for a G-20 summit, accuse Iran of building a secret nuclear enrichment facility. 2015 – It’s all good! John “F**K your buddies” Kerry has ‘negotiated’ a deal and Iran promises to be all nice and stuff. It’s amazing how much ‘good will’ you can gen up with a couple of pallets of hundred-dollar bills. And 2023 – Slo-Joe releases six BILLION dollars to Iran for the release of five hostages, but Iran gives its WORD that the money totally won’t be used for terrorism or nukes.