So we dodged that little disturbance earlier in the week and now we’re getting back to our normal damp air and temperatures are close to the expected norms, like near seventy this morning, heading for near ninety this afternoon.

This morning we have one hospital reporting births.  It’s the biggest in the area and also the one most likely to get “walk-in” births, mommies who just show up at the emergency room in varying stages of labor, ready to deliver.  You know that health care program Hillary! is touting?  These people are already there.  It’s easy.  Show up and get free care and don’t worry about it.

Anyway, let’s not get on a rant over free health care.  We have 55 new babies, 26 of them to unmarried couples, and  8 new babies got mommies who didn’t deign to name a baby daddy.  Hillary’s ‘village’ will raise these, I guess.

Getting on with it, we have a whole bunch of people who figured that if two given names was a good deal, then THREE given names was even better:

Joshua & Ashley B. ran through the Old Testament, the New Testament and Church History when they named their new son Xavier Isaiah-Paul.  One can only hope that they know how to pronounce ‘Xavier’, otherwise we get a kid that everybody calls “Ex-avier”

Miss Trachelle W. tagged her new son Ja’Khoury Trayvon Germaine. Three names, four capital letters, and an apostrophe…  And no daddy.

Miss Sada W. has a new baby girl, little Alaiya Marie Audrey, and a blank spot on the birth registration where the daddy’s name is supposed to go.

Dudley & Rebecca D. have a new daughter, little Angel Faith Leeann.

Jonathan G. & Samantha L. have a new daughter too, little Mickaela Ann-Marie.

Chance & Heather R. tagged their new son with Cole Anthony Wayne.  They could have picked any two of the three and been okay, but nooooo!

We have a couple of those folks who decided to get creative with spelling:

Kyle & Emily A. named their new son Jaxon Cash.  Spelling that first name with an ‘x’ staves off the obvious question:  “Who’s Jack and why are you raising HIS son?”

Norbeto R. & Constance H. have a new son, littel Mykal Javier.

And then we have those names that just seem to appear in people’s minds:

Chad M. & LaTonya G. present their new daughter Jayda Essence.

Miss Tenessa A. has a new son, little Amari Craig.  She decided not to list a baby daddy.

Javid S. & Kimberly W. present their new son, little Jazira Amor.  I wonder if anybody’ll make the connection and call  him “Al”, like in “al Jazeera”?

Janine J. has a new daughter, little Leilani Eriana…  Extra point for ‘exotic’, but pull two points for no daddy…

Matthew L. & Tanya R. present their new daughter Makenzie Ann, celebrating their Scottish heritage by giving their baby girl a first name for a last name…

Miss Patricia S. has anew daughter, Breunna Lynn and that ol’ empty space on the birth record where “father’s name” goes.

Brandon & Christina E. decided that a whole bunch of letters makes for sophisticated names, so they roll out little Haileigh Renae.

Eric B. & Alana W. present their new son, little Erin Eric.  Now, if he uses Mommy’s last name, his initials will be EEW!

Jasmon T. & Nicole S. have a new daughter, little Ariona Monae.

And that’s where we end it today.  Nothing jumps off the page to make “Name of the Week”, so you folks ahve a good week, okay?