Sixty overcast, drippy degrees this morning when I went out to grab the Sunday paper.  It WANTS to rain, but at 98% humidity it doesn’t need to.

Opened the paper over a bowl of hot cereal and found that the big hospital across the river is reporting sixty-seven births between December 15 and December 31. Two-thirds – forty-three – are to unwed parents and four new mommies didn’t get the license plate of the truck that hit ’em.

Let’s wade on in:

Miss Victoria V. tags her son with Brysen Gage.  “Hey, whatcha got for a brysen level?”  “I dunno,  I’ll check the gage.”

John M. & Fayth(!) S. use a calendar for inspiration so they have a daughter, Winter Grayce.  Momma’s got a thing about the letter ‘y’.

Cameron & Courtney N. give their son a manly name, Gunner James.

Jarmon Sr. & De’nicque(!!!) B. triple up on their daughter Alyonna Kyleigh Rita.

Javonte R. & Kelsei(!) K. tag a girl with Khyli Ayna.  “Ayna plain name fo’ mah baby, no.”

Here we see the propagation of innovation as on Dec. 21, Glenn B. Jr. & Taylor M. do a son with Taylen Royale, then on the next day, Dedrick R. & Reauna(!)  F. do a girl, A’Mari Royale.

Horace J. & Tyler T. tag a baby girl with Harmoni Skye.

Miss Courtney L. shows her baby girl, Paislee Ann.  Aby daddy?  No gots.

Talathan(!) J. & Amber D. triple up on their baby boy Levi Lilton Lane.

Timothy J. & Khrisanthia(!!) R. do a son with Khristian Timir.

Jerick T. & Bernette B. apostrophicate their daughter to sophistication with Ja’Kaylee Ashlynn.

Anthony M. & Dominique H. run right past those ‘royalty’ names and got straight for deity with their son Messiah Jerold.

Keith V. & Raquel G. do a daughter as Kraven Tru.

Seth G. & Alexandra D. give their son a manly, western name – Stetson Lane.

Miss Joyes H. pronounces royalty on her son Prince Ken’zo.  She didn’t pronounce a daddy’s name, though.

Dare & Maranda A. do a daughter with Genesis Serenity.

Demone C. & Ki’Ara(!!!)  T. tag a boy with Denim Paul.  We can wait for the next one – Corduroy Carole.

Cullen M. & Amonee'(!!!) R. do the calendar thing with their daughter Autumn Skye.

And that’s the list for this week.  Do be careful out there!