On this fine spring day…

One hospital reports thirty-three births between 2/26 and 3/17. Fourteen babies have parents not married to each other, and five mommies didn’t see fit to put a name on the birth registration at all.

Ebony P. & Tracey W. present a new daughter, little Kadynce Bri’Jaelyn.

Miss Ashley R. Has a new son, little Jacory Jermaine. She was creative coming up with “Jacory”, but less so in remembering who the baby daddy is.

Clarissa G. & Archie T. show they can do “tryndeigh” and tag their daughter with Haylie Alexis.

Miss Savannah T. has a new son, little Shaquille Lee, names after a famous basketball player. One HAS to set goals, yaknow…

Perry & Holly G. change spelling up a bit with their daughter, little Abbygail Elizabeth.

Sean & Laura K. name their daughter Aspen Renee. So you tell me: the tree, or the ski resort, or a the label they saw on a car in the Walmart parking lot?

Stephanie & Tommy H. didn’t want you thinking they named their daughter “-son”, so we end up with Madisyn Clare.

Shelmekia (!) S. and D’Antonio (!) G. have a little girl they tagged with Destiny Nichelle.

Duana C. presents her new daughter, little J’Miyah Christian. She doesn’t present the name of the baby daddy.

Miss Danielle C. likes vowels, so when her new daughter popped out, she got hung with a few for a first name, so we have little Alaia Hope. And no baby daddy.

And that’s it for this week…