From the little hospital on this side of the river we get the birth announcements for the month of August.  That’s sixteen new babies including a set of twins.

FOUR of those kids enter the world with parents married.  The rest?  Four of the new mommies don’t see fit (or don’t have a clue) to name a baby daddy. Hillary’s ‘village’ will be raising those with MY tax dollars.

Let us slog out into the morass:

Miss Juana G.-G. does a daughter, little Daleyza Michelle.

Klaryce and Jacob A. get artistic with their baby girl, little Skarlett Elaine-Cire.

Kiley and Lester W. do a set of twin boys,  Bryker Lee and Bodee Paul.

Ashley and Dustin L. bring a son, Jackson Joseph.  Whose son?

Denasia(!) D. and Justin D. (different surnames) bring a baby boy, Daharai Chase.

Miss Destiny O. does a son, Asher Blake.

Miss Jailyn H. destines a son for sports or the police blotter, Ka’Vonte Jamar.

Rachel T. and Cody D. tag a son with Ryker Jaymze  because truly sophisticated people know that a ‘z’ lends an air of distinction normally found on the covers of rap albums.

And that’s it for this episode.  Tune in again for the next iteration of “Mama, da school’s on de phone.  How we spell da baby name?”