A cow with two legs shorter than the other two?
Lean beef

A Chinese guy with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene

A man in the sea with no arms and legs?
Bob

A guy at the front door with no arms and legs?
Matt

A guy hanging on a wall?
Art

A guy in a heated pool with no arms and legs?
Stew

How about a guy in a pile of leaves?
Rustle…

And the guy stuffed in a mailbox?
Bill…

Or the two guys hanging in a Window?
Curt and Rod.