1814 – Britain & allies march into Paris after defeating Napoleon. How many foreign armies have paraded through Paris?
1842 – Anesthesia is used for the first time in an operation by Dr. Crawford Long.
1858 – Hymen Lipman patents a pencil with an attached eraser.
1867 – Alaska is purchased for $7.2 million, about 2 cent/acre ($4.19/km²), by United States Secretary of State William H. Seward. The news media call this Seward’s Folly.
1870 – Texas becomes last Confederate state readmitted to Union. Lately they’re asking about a do-over on that.
1932 – Amelia Earhart is first woman to fly solo cross the Atlantic, spends first half of trip with left blinker on, applying mascara.
1951 – Remington Rand delivers the first UNIVAC I computer to the United States Census Bureau. 5,200 vacuum tubes, weighed 29,000 pounds (13 metric tons), consumed 125 kW in electricity.
1981 – President Ronald Reagan is shot in the chest outside a Washington, D.C., hotel by John Hinckley, Jr., who is trying to impress Jodie Foster.
1991 – William Kennedy Smith allegedly rapes a woman, in keeping with his family’s high tradition. Also in keeping with his family’s high tradition, he’s found “not guilty”.
In today’s world, Jodie Foster would be the one being blamed….
“How many foreign armies have paraded through Paris?”
And why did they even bother to do so?