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My vocabulary has been distilled down to four letters: D-I-E-T.

And no, it doesn’t stand for diet, though I am a little creeped out right about now seeing as I just realised Edit and Diet are made up of the same letters!

I hope it’s not a sign from the universe but considering I have been doing little more than sitting on my ‘you know what’ and editing the crap out of my novel, I’m going to bet the contents of my pocket it is.

Which, in case you’re wondering (because why wouldn’t you?) includes a worn out (literal meaning – pristine copy) of my exercise program, a half chewed/licked Violet Crumble and a recycled chewing gum.

I have no idea why no one ever wants to gamble with me.

So I spent my entire Easter compiling a meticulously drafted SWOT analysis on the most perfect chocolate egg out there, it took me days to complete.

Seriously, the time and patience I spent on taste testing, analysing, breaking all the eggs on the predefined cracks, I mean Humpty Dumpty would have elected me as his surgeon in a heart beat. If poor Humpty had one.

Then … the worst possible scenario occurred, my spine still tingles at the thought of it – I lost it. My dog ate my homework and I am not lying. Well, my imaginary doggy.

So now I have to start all over again. It’s a tough job but you know, someone’s got to do it

My keyboard melted yesterday, hence the improved writing 😉

At first I thought it was (naturally) due to my hot fingers (now you can take that to mean literally “hot” or metaphorically “smokin'”) but it turns out the thermometer broke too so my fingers may not be as tantalising as my ego led me to believe. Damn ego -_-

TGIF!!!

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I’m pretty sure all of you are very well aware of my obsessive crush on Friday’s by now.

As a celebratory, romantic gift to the day, I thought I would share my love for the TGIF acronym and all its various meanings to me with everyone – just for the hell of it. I know, I’m bored and procrastinating so naturally I thought you, my lovely readers should partake in my pain. I thank you in advance for sharing 🙂

Thank Goodness It’s Freedom

Thank Goodness It’s Freaking here already

Thank Goodness It’s Finally wind down time

Thank Goodness It’s Frenzied, maddened, vegetating time

Thank Goodness It’s Fun filled partying time

Thank Goodness It’s Free MPSharmaauthor Blogging time for 48 hours.

Hey!!! That last one was a trick, I can’t believe you laughed at that one.

Have a WONDEFUL weekend wherever you are my adorable lovelies 😉

Immigrants Versus Originals …

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So, I’m baaacccckkkk … on YouTube that is. No, no, it was me posting yesterday after my little vacation so you don’t have to worry, there still is ONLY one of me. I know, I am sure you wish there were more. Shush, just let me live in my fantasy world, okay?

Anyway, here it is, my rant on why Immigrants (that’s me by the way) are sooooooo very different from Originals (too many to name here, but you know who you are 😛 ).

Please make sure to Like and Share (if you’re so inclined) unless you’re that one dude who hit the Dislike button on my last video – I have one word, WTF?! Well, that’s not really a word but whatever. Go ahead and dislike if you wish, I mean I am pro free speech already! For the rest of you though, please feel free to spread the word thin, like as stretched as the cloth on Nicki Minaj’s bikini bottom across her very ahem, noticeable derriere – I won’t complain, I swear.

For those of you wanting to see this on YouTube, please click here!

Anyway, enjoy!!! 🙂

I’ve been dumped …

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…Well I’m the one who did the dumping officially but apparently it’s unladylike to say so. In fact I quit on this annoying dude every Friday without fail and the rejoicing experienced at getting rid of him never ever diminishes.

I guess I should tell you all about him now, he’s my vicious alarm clock. I wake up early every Friday morning with a gleeful expression plastered across my dial as I chuck the little devil into the oblivion of my bottom draw after hurling the insanely small knobbly thingy shut tight with my forefinger as it assaults my poor, unsuspecting eardrums.

“Sayonara mate and for heaven’s sake just DON’T come back. It’s over, comprehende?”

Have a lovely weekend my lovelies 🙂

I did an Elmo this morning …

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If you’re clicking here thinking double meanings, get your minds out of the gutter now! 🙂

This is just how I get out of bed every Friday morning, because the weekend is here baby!!! I mean, doesn’t everyone?