Well, it’s official. My Crazy Manager has lost her mind.
Overheard her say this earlier, “I’m very nice some people just bring the worst out of me!”
Well, that’s a whole lot of fucked up. A manager that lets her worst take over!
FYI – if your best is calling people fat and instilling fear an insults you’re not really nice!
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At work we are treated like babies. We have to sign in and out so the Crazy Manager could keep tabs on us.
One day, I forgot to sign out. No big deal, right? Wrong. Very big deal. They don’t care about your work, but signing out is a must!
The next day my supervisor walked up to me and whispered, “They texted me last night saying you didn’t sign out. Just letting you know.”
These maniacs are so crazy they actually texted somebody I didn’t sign out. I mean come on. If it’s that big of a problem just talk to me about it the next day. I promise the world will not end if somebody forgets to sign out!!
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Recently, I had my 6 month review with my Crazy Manager. Here is a nugget from all that she said in the review.
Crazy Manager – Appearance is everything because honestly I don’t know what you actually do here!
Yes. You read that right. She cares more about what somebody looks like because she has no clue what goes on. What a manager! Really on top of things!
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My Crazy Manager is a bitch. Everybody that reads these blogs knows that and luckily she continues to live up to that status.
Yesterday she was explaining to me how vacation works. How you can’t go on one if you directly report to is too. Duh!
She also said I can’t go on holidays. Of course I have one planned for Labor Day. So I said to her, “Come on, cut me some slack!”
she goes, “oh I’ll cut ya some slack. There tons of people who would like your job.”
Actually, no there isn’t because your the manager. People avoid this department like it has the plague.
Then as I’m leaving she says, “You can have off Christmas!”
I say, “I’m Jewish. I want to work that day!” And she goes “too bad your off!”
You know what. Fine. So I’ll just take off Labor Day to piss her off and take my week vacation the NEXT WEEK. I win!
In life, you remember a lot of things. Your first kiss. The trophy you won in little league. That one time when your manager applied you were retarded. All great moments.
I’ll personally never forget the day my boss applied that I was retarded. We were at a restaurant as a department to celebrate the holiday season.
Crazy Manager was walking/talking to everyone and was probably drunk as a skunk. She goes up to Kevin who is sitting next to me and explains, “Kevin is so nice!”
Then I but in and say, “what crazy manager, how about me? I’m nice!”
She pauses for a second and goes, “you’re special. Very special. You take the special bus to work.”
Nobody excepts to hear that from anybody let alone your boss. Luckily, I had a response, “Well, I only take the special bus on Tuesday and Thursday. My parents drive me in the rest of the week.”
she erupts with laughter. Everyone does. She says something else and I go, “if you paid me more I wouldn’t have to!”
Best thing about my manager applying I was retarded? I got to shove it in her face I wasn’t!
Holiday parties are great. They are not great however, when Crazy Manager is involved. Something is always bound to go wrong.
Last year, we went to a holiday party that was hosted by a client. A photo booth was set up. A bunch of us took a picture and got our picture framed. Harmless right? Wrong!
When we were taking the picture we couldn’t find Crazy Manager so we took picture without her. Later in the event she saw we all took a picture and she wasn’t included. She was pissed. She stormed out of the room.
The suck up brigade ran after her. Trying to get her to take a picture with them now. I reluctantly followed because I had to. She threw a tantrum and would not take a picture with the group. We all came back with our tails between our legs. Crazy Manager is just so mature!!!
Another week. Another week of missing fruit. Crazy manager is pissed. She is now accusing other departments of stealing the fruit.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she put a banana on a missing posters all around the office. I hate to break it to her, but this seems like an inside job. Other departments get their own fruit they don’t need to steal ours. Personally, wouldn’t be shocked if she was the one taking the fruit. After all, she is crazy!
Once, we know the culprit, I’ll be sure to let you guys know!
The other day, my co-worker Tina, told the crazy manager what happened to her the day before.
T- Crazy Manager did you hear? I got into a minor accident last night.
CM- Luckily, you have a lot of cushion on you!
Awkward silence.
CM- You know I love you Tina.
Really!? You love somebody, but insult them by pretty much saying they are fat!? That does not seem like love to me!
The other day I walked into work with my new pair of glasses. I was greeted like this from my crazy manager.
CM – You dont look good in those glasses! Stick with contacts!
Ugh. Stay classy, my crazy manager, stay classy.
P.S. You don’t look good with your baked bean teeth, but you don’t hear me talking about them!
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