Yawn. Scratch. Is it just me or have y’all been feeling this lazy too? I know I’ve made jokes on here about my sloppy habits and how easily I’ve sunk in to a year of pleasing myself and seeing what comes along. I make these sacrifices so you don’t have to. These past couple of weeks, however, have seen me take extreme lazing to new heights. Continue reading
Monthly Archives: December 2013
Coming out over Christmas
It’s taken me a long number of years to get to this point, but I think I’m ready. I’m coming out. I know it makes me a weirdo deviant but I…um…I really don’t get Christmas. I get that all you lovely people get it. I get that it’s a massive deal for most of the civilised world. I respect that, really I do. But the whole thing is rather lost on me. Continue reading
Two go mad in the cold
I’m currently engaged in a battle with the elements. It’s properly cold out now but I’m too tight to put the heating on. Instead I’m piling layer upon synthetic layer and creating my own little portable sauna. Continue reading
Things to do in the dark
My, but the nights are fair drawing in! The lack of recent entries is because, this past fortnight, I have been mostly hibernating. I love my wee country, truly I do. Cut me and do I not bleed a stinky mix of whisky, bits of hillside and swearwords? But it also puzzles me deeply. Continue reading