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“Secret” Weaponry?

January 19, 2010

U.S. Military Weapons Inscribed With Secret ‘Jesus’ Bible Codes

Coded references to New Testament Bible passages about Jesus Christ are inscribed on high-powered rifle sights provided to the United States military by a Michigan company, an ABC News investigation has found.

The sights are used by U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan and in the training of Iraqi and Afghan soldiers. The maker of the sights, Trijicon, has a $660 million multi-year contract to provide up to 800,000 sights to the Marine Corps, and additional contracts to provide sights to the U.S. Army.

One of the citations on the gun sights, 2COR4:6, is an apparent reference to Second Corinthians 4:6 of the New Testament, which reads: “For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.”

Other references include citations from the books of Revelation, Matthew and John dealing with Jesus as “the light of the world.” John 8:12, referred to on the gun sights as JN8:12, reads, “Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.”

“This is probably the best example of violation of the separation of church and state in this country,” said Weinstein. “It’s literally pushing fundamentalist Christianity at the point of a gun against the people that we’re fighting. We’re emboldening an enemy.”

We’re emboldening the enemy.”  Oh, really… and just what was the radical Islamic terrorist’s motivation BEFORE we used weapon sites with “Secret ‘Jesus’ Bible Codes?”  Are people really so bigoted, so paranoid, that ‘discovering “Secret ‘Jesus’ Bible Codes’ on gun sights bought by the U.S. services warrants such superfluous uproar?

In this day and age, the term ‘jihad’ has come to mean a struggle or war against anyone that is not Muslim.  In essence the [radical] jihadists want to annihilate anyone who is not Muslim.  That includes atheists, agnostics and peoples of all other religions.   Radical jihadists particularly dislike Americans because they directly correlate America with Christianity; in other words they have a particular dislike for Christians, and have gone to great lengths to expand their war – remember 9-11?

When you boil all the inconsequential politically correct jargon out of the equation this is basically a struggle between Islam and Christianity or peoples of the Islamic faith versus people of the Christian faith.  In the eyes of the [radical] Muslim this is ‘jihad’ which seems to be perfectly acceptable to the PC-fluent crowd.  However, when non-Muslim people, the vast majority being Christian, take the fight to the [radical] terrorists we cannot refer to the actions or campaigns as ‘crusades.’  The term ‘crusade’ is verboten – we might offend the sensibilities of our self-declared enemy.

Anyone else see the bright red irony in this malarkey?!?  Call it what you will, we are literally ‘crusading’ against ‘jihadists.’  Try calling a spade a spade for a change, get a backbone, and muster a will to take the fight to the enemy and stop at nothing less than an unconditional surrender!  This will not go away and we cannot all just get along…  Would you like to continue to be free to renounce God, practice agnosticism, be a Catholic, etc., or would you rather ‘convert’ to Islam and pray to allah seven times a day?

And by the way… is anyone offended by the verses of the Quran that are quoted before a [radical] Islamic terrorists beheads a Christian (or any non-Muslim)?  Anyone offended by the Islamic icons carved into the stocks of AK-47s wielded by [radical] jihadists?

“Secret ‘Jesus’ Bible Codes’ – really, now…

The globe is warming, the globe is warming…

January 4, 2010

Posted on the ‘Drudge Report’ today…

East Coast Faces Deep Freeze; Florida Oranges Threatened…

CHILL Map…

Iowa temps ‘a solid 30 degrees below normal’…

Peru’s mountain people ‘face extinction because of cold conditions’…

Beijing – coldest in 40 years…

World copes with arctic weather…

Can you imagine just how cold it would be without ‘Global Warming?’  Why, I’d venture a guess that we’d be on the verge of that ‘Ice Age’ so aptly predicted in the 1970’s.

40,000 Troops – NOT!

November 10, 2009

How long have we been waiting for our Commander In Chief to decide what he was going to do regarding Afghanistan?  Now we learn ‘officially denied by the WH’ that unofficially the CINC has decided to give Gen McChrystal what he asked for one two three four five months ago?  (Gee, where does the time go, anyway?)

But they also have warned that troops alone will not win the war…”

‘They’ are exactly right… troops alone will not win the war in Afghanistan… in fact, I frankly don’t believe we have the national courage and fortitude to do what it will take to “win” in Afghanistan!  So, if we are not going to assume the role of the meanest SOB in the valley, we may as well pack up and head home so as to stop the unnecessary bloodletting of our precious heroes.

Our primary reason for staying in Afghanistan is to be postured to capture/kill OBL.  What a reason to jeopardize the lives of our Soldiers.  Let’s pack up and leave OBL to gloat in his victory.  Once the SOB sticks his nose out of his cave – surgically remove it along with his life.  OBL is not our primary worry right now – the Major Nidal Malik Hasans of the world is where our national focus must turn – we have permitted, turned a blind eye to, and otherwise failed to exercise our immigration laws, so we have Imams preaching hate of our culture/way of life on our own soil.  If we cannot police our own back yard, how the H— do we believe we are qualified to help Afghanistan?

$13,000,000,000,000!

October 23, 2009

Our national debt is forecast to climb over $13 trillion.  That’s $43,333 per every person counted in our last census.  Considering that less than fifty percent actually pay [income] taxes that becomes $86,666 per person.  However not each person pays [income] taxes, so let’s take one third of the fifty percent… that now equals $260,000 debt share per paying taxpayer.  I have no doubt my little example is on the conservative side.  (No pun intended!)  Think about that and let it sink in… over a quarter of a million dollars in debt share for those who contribute a significant portion of money to our national coffers.

Dems seek cover to boost debt limit

 The Senate must soon increase the national debt limit to above $13 trillion — and Democrats are looking for political cover.

Knowing they will face unyielding GOP attacks for voting to increase the eye-popping debt, Democrats are considering attaching a debt increase provision to a must-pass bill, possibly the Defense Department spending bill, according to Democratic and Republican sources.

Adding it to the defense bill would allow Democrats to argue that they voted for the measure to help troops in harm’s way — and downplay that their vote also expanded the limit for how much money the country can borrow.

Gives a whole new meaning to, “We support the troops,” doesn’t it?

“Liberals seek health-care access for illegals”

September 28, 2009

Anyone surprised?

The ‘Washington Times’ has the story here

Fearful that they’re losing ground on immigration and health care, a group of House Democrats is pushing back and arguing that any health care bill should extend to all legal immigrants and allow illegal immigrants some access.

The Democrats, trying to stiffen their party’s spines on the contentious issue, say it’s unfair to bar illegal immigrants from paying their own way in a government-sponsored exchange.

President Obama has said he does not want health care proposals to cover illegal immigrants. The bill drawn up by Sen. Max Baucus, Montana Democrat and chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, excludes illegal immigrants from his proposed health care exchange.

Mr. Honda and his allies, though, say illegal immigrants should be allowed to pay for insurance if they can afford it, even if it comes through a government-established exchange.

I know we all have difficulties grasping concepts from time to time… but, for the life of me, I cannot understand why some liberals flatly refuse to relate to the word/term “I-L-L-E-G-A-L.”  If someone breaks into your home and steels from you, that is considered ‘illegal’ (because there are laws pertaining to theft).  I believe most folks would agree that home invaders should be subjected to our judicial system.  I guess some folks would subscribe to not prosecuting home invaders if they only stole a few things but washed the dishes while there…???

Gubmint Healthcare – better think again!

August 27, 2009

Feds: Stimulus money sent to 4,000 cons

Japanese, Koreans gain most from cash for clunkers

This is the ‘government’ that far too many folks are bellying up to for management of their healthcare!?  A government that cannot patriotically write an incentivized auto purchase program which would support two ailing US auto manufacturing and the only US auto manufacturer not suckling the government teat by promoting a ‘Buy American’ plan, and cannot manage to avoid subsidizing people on the wrong side of the law with ‘Stimulus’ payments is considered efficient enough to manage a healthcare system for our citizens?!?  Just how many ball bat hits to the head do folks need to realize it hurts?  Our federal government cannot manage anything efficiently, so why would we trust our health to its care?

We need more states to suck in their gut, muster a full measure of gumption, and fight for their rightful sovereignty.  The federal government has been usurping States’ and peoples’ rights for years now and it is time the States reacquired their peoples’ liberty.  Basically, we need more of this…  Good luck Montana, my prayers are with you!

Ironic, isn’t it?

August 26, 2009

’Win One for Teddy,’ Say Dems Pushing for Health Reform

Democrats are hoping that the memory of Sen. Ted Kennedy will revive the Democratic Party’s flagging push for health care reform.

“Ted Kennedy’s dream of quality health care for all Americans will be made real this year because of his leadership and his inspiration,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in a statement.

What is ironic about the liberal Democrats invoking the ghost of Teddy?  Well, if Obamacare, or Kennedycare as I’ve seen it of late, were actually in effect… ol’ Teddy would have received “end of life counseling” several years ago!  Now the Dem’s want to ride the memory of one who would have long since been counseled to die with dignity.  But then, liberal elitists generally are a bundle of self-contradictions and ironies, aren’t they?

“Pay Go’ – done gone!

August 4, 2009

Federal tax revenues plummeting

 PLUMMETING TAXES

The recession is starving the government of tax revenue, just as the president and Congress are piling a major expansion of health care and other programs on the nation’s plate and struggling to find money to pay the tab.

The numbers could hardly be more stark: Tax receipts are on pace to drop 18 percent this year, the biggest single-year decline since the Great Depression, while the federal deficit balloons to a record $1.8 trillion.

And bills just completed by the House would boost domestic agencies’ spending by 11 percent in 2010 and military spending by 4 percent.

We could probably recover ten of that eighteen percent if the president’s cabinet would just pay their taxes…

Let’s see now; deficit climbing, revenue decreasing… Obamacare?  Too danged expensive – just plain unaffordable!

What the Hell happened to Nancy’s ‘Pay Go?’  Domestic spending up by eleven percent?  Democratic Socialism is alive and well.  Subsequent to cancelling the F22, I’m not sure Defense spending (excluding the war) needs to rise 4 percent; however the force size is being increased and monthly pay checks are important to those greedy green-suiters.

Oh, yeah, how about that Social Security?  In trouble, yet again…  According to the Democrats everything was hunky-dory when Bush tried to ‘fix’ the then perceived ills.  So what has happened since Obama took the reigns?  (That is spelled the way I intended.)

I’m beginning to think six-month term limits might be too danged long for the congress!  They can sure reek havoc in a very short period of time, can’t they?  (Yup, spelled that one the way I intended, too!)

…of course, it’s ALWAYS big business’s fault!

July 31, 2009

Pelosi lashes out against insurance companies

“It’s almost immoral what they are doing,” Pelosi said to reporters, referring to insurance companies. “Of course they’ve been immoral all along in how they have treated the people that they insure,” she said, adding, “They are the villains. They have been part of the problem in a major way. They are doing everything in their power to stop a public option from happening.”

It’s called Big Business Derangement Syndrome (BBDS for short): not to be confused with Bush Derangement Syndrome (aka BDS).  The effects of BBDS are almost as intense as BDS; however, its debilitating effects last significantly longer.  Once infected, the only known cure involves an ideological change to conservatism.

Okay, satirism aside; Nancy and Company believe that big overpowering government [read federal government] can manage your healthcare better than can a for-profit industry.  NaC believes that big business is evil and that big government is okay.  Unfortunately for NaC our economy is predicated upon capitalism – something President Obama and the Democratically lead Congress are trying to desperately  to drive into extinction – a system based efficient applications of resources to produce a profit.  Of course there has to be a consumer need for the product and/or service for a business to survive.  Government on the other hand – especially our current government – relies upon you the taxpayer to underwrite all its programs.  Such will be the case of a government run/[mis]managed healthcare system.

Under the liberal plan, the aged receive minimal care because they are headed to the grave anyway, so why waste resources upon them?  Don’t believe me?  Read the bill.  Haven’t you noticed a conspicuous absence of support for the proposed government healthcare system by AARP?  Talk about a conflicted organization… the AARP must be beside itself with disbelief.  The AARP staunchly supports liberal government (most of the time) because the liberals usually support social programs.  Granted, government healthcare will be a government social program, however, the aged are looked at as an unnecessary expense – a liability if you will.

Essentially the only organization in favor of a government run healthcare system is the government.  The medical profession has spoken out against it (both the professionals and the business aspect of healthcare), businesses have spoken out against it, unions are somewhat mixed, yet the preponderance seem to be against the government plan, and of course those evil health insurance companies are against the plan – gee I wonder why?  Even the populace has swung to a majority not wanting the proposed government healthcare plan.  Yet congress and our president are Hell-bent on jamming legislation through regardless of public opinion.  Ever wonder why?

If national healthcare is so critical to the people of the United States, why doesn’t our predominant national leadership slow down and make certain the plan is truly beneficial to the people – not an overpowering tax burden that facilitates yet more government control over your life.  I do believe our founding fathers would classify such government control advocators as traitors.  Clearly, our founding constitutional principle advocates the people taking care of the each other – not big government controlling people from cradle to grave.

There you have it…

July 23, 2009

Right from the horse’s ass mouth.  The President of the United States – he’s black, you know – says that SGT Crowley – he’s white, you know – acted stupidly in arresting Henry Louis Gates Jr. – he’s black, you know – insinuating racist behavior on the part of SGT Crowley.  White police officer, black arrestee = racism every time.

Obama: Cambridge police acted stupidly

All I have to say is… he who smelt it dealt it!


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