This morning I woke up to a messy kitchen, the table was still set with the used dishes from the night before, crumbs were found holding onto my bare feet, and toys were strewn throughout the living room. I hate waking up to a messy main floor. I usually try to at least straighten up before going to bed, having a cleaner "working area" to wake up to usually helps me have a better day, but I was out last night so I didn't get the chance. The curse of not having it clean came upon me.
I woke up this morning with plenty of time to make it to the library for story time. But, I did exercise a little bit longer than usual, and read my scriptures a little too long. It came time to make breakfast and because of the lost time, and the fact that we only have 5 eggs, I decided to have cereal. It went well, besides the fact that Roger spent more than half of breakfast crying because he wanted to put the toy snake away, not have William do it.
I noticed that Mikey was wearing the same clothes he has been wearing for the last two days., and they were filthy. I asked him to run upstairs and change his clothes. Meanwhile I was getting everyone ready to get into the car to go to story time. As I was herding everyone to the car, I yelled for Mikey to come get his coat and shoes on.
Believe it or not, sometimes loading up 4 kids takes time, so it was no surprise that we got to the library just as story time was starting, that wasn't counting the time it was going to take to unload and herd all the kids to the back of the building.
We entered story time 5 minutes late, which I always hate. When I'm already in story time, sitting down when other people arrive, people don't notice as much the number of children I have with me. When I come late, it screams that I have tons of children and no control over any of them.
As I sat there, I realized in horror that Mikey did not change his clothes. His khaki pants had mud, chocolate, and grass stains all up and down them, and they were wrinkled to boot. His shirt didn't appear too dirty, but it was on backwards (the joys of having kids dress themselves). Both he and Roger had bedhead hair, and I don't mean the hair product. And of course during the entire time I had at least one child wandering around. I was wearing the sign that read, "BAD MOM". But if this had been the most of our problems, the most of my embarrassment, I would have been fine, I would have celebrated. But no, it gets worse.
After story time was over, we were in the kid's area of the library. It was especially full of people today, and there were some women that I knew, so I was happy to hang out and chat while the kiddos played with the toys and other children. I was sitting at a table where Roger was across from me working on a puzzle. He had a weird look on his face, but I ignored my motherly intuition and continued chatting. He started crying about something, but the crying caused his words to be difficult to understand. Of course this got all the mothers in the area to turn and look our way. "What? Roger, what do you need?" I asked.
"I peed my paaants" he then fell to the floor where I couldn't see him.
"Guess it's time to go home" I said as I grabbed Grant and was standing up when several women who were standing near Roger started telling me that he was taking off his pants. I ran over, his pants were almost off his knees, and to make matters worse, he had refused to wear underpants today. The good news was that he had dark pants that didn't show off the wetness too much, the bad news was that he peed a lot, there were two dark puddles on the carpet underneath where he stood. I pulled his pants up, stood him up, then had to endure this moment for a little longer as I gathered up my other children who were busy playing. Thankfully neither Mikey or William put up a fight about leaving.
Usually when I go to the library, we will stay for about 2 hours. The kids enjoy being there, and with all the time and energy it takes to get the kids there, I like to stay long enough to make it worth the trip. As terrible as it all was, the thing I was upset about was that we had to leave the library after being there only an hour. But, I did find myself chuckling as I was leaving, thinking, "Wow, that's awkward".
So tonight, this is what my kitchen looks like:
