I was recently reading about the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. It’s a personality assessment test developed by Carl Jung to measure psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions. There are 16 different personality types. Baskin Robbins has 31 different flavors, but I digress. Curious, I went ahead and took the test. Since I never like to get all my information from a single source, I took it on three different sites. All three gave me the same result, so I felt confident I was given the right ‘prognosis’. I was definitely given the right prognosis. (more…)
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bad cheese
Posted: January 27, 2009 in yokesTags: bad jokes, candy, computer, cookies, diet, dog, fridge, girlfriend, grandma, granny panties, pet, revolving door, sexy pictures, temptation, tricks, underwear
Alright, I was a bit too serious for my own good yesterday so I’m back with my usual cheesiness.
Did I mention I just started a new diet?
The first thing I did was eliminate all the temptations from around me. Everything.
The cake from my fridge, the candy from my drawers.
I even deleted all the cookies off my computer.
Speaking of my computer, my girlfriend e-mailed me some risqué and provocative pictures today. Unfortunately, she has the least sexy panties ever.
Granny panties! 
What do you expect though? She’s 78 years old!! I guess it’s expected that she wears them.
You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
Speaking of tricks though, I love teaching my dog new tricks. I just taught her how to play dead.
She only does it when she’s sleeping though.
One thing I didn’t teach her to do is chase her own tail.
One day my dog started chasing her tail inside one of those revolving doors.
She didn’t get out until 8 hours later.
A splendiferous spectacle of supernatural and superfluous soliloquies! 