Growing up, my mom and dad loved to argue. They would argue about anything, anywhere, at any time.
I remember one day, our house caught on fire.
We all made it out and my mom starting screaming, “Oh my God, what are we going to do? Our house is burning up!”
My father replied, “No you idiot, it’s obviously burning down.”
A splendiferous spectacle of supernatural and superfluous soliloquies! 