Recently, doctors announced a breakthrough in the field of medicine that allows people who have lost use of their legs to walk again. Isn’t that amazing? Since this is such new procedure, it’s a unbelievably expensive. The people at Crocs said they were willing to pay for 100% of someone’s medical costs, the catch being that person has to agree to wear Crocs and ONLY Crocs for the rest of their life.
So far there have been no takers.
A splendiferous spectacle of supernatural and superfluous soliloquies! 