Originally posted on Nonlinear Navigations: Poetry and Prose:
Monument to the “Father of our Country” I’m a complex person, but here goes nothing. I promise I’m not a serial killer. I’m an introspective social chameleon. I love the good life. The screeching roar of jet engines makes me indescribably giddy. I’m happier than I’ve ever…
I don’t know about you, but there is absolutely NO way I’m going on a blind date with anyone without getting as much information about him as possible. There are a plethora of axe murderers, psychotic chainsaw surgeons and just ordinary garden variety sociopaths running around, particularly on internet dating sites. It seems that I’m … Continue reading
Continued from Getting to grips with Gremlins Day 1 of my online dating experience was not at all acceptable. I was left feeling disillusioned, dissatisfied and totally discombobulated by the whole process. I approached the unread mail in my inbox with trepidation. There were no messages from my 4 ‘favourites’. The inbox was blinking furiously … Continue reading
So, I have succumbed to the forces and posted my profile on an online dating site. (see Ethereal Dating blog) What now? I didn’t have the tiniest inkling of what to expect. Nobody had given me advice, rules or online behavior guidelines. The site itself offered only vague, inane and largely futile instructions. I was … Continue reading
With the advent of technology and the dawning of the age of internet and text/sms dating, the possibilities for disaster loom large for single people. You should refrain from listening to those who attempt to make you feel guilty about your happy state of singledom. They present endless, and usually implausible reasons for you to … Continue reading