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Cleanliness is next to … impossible

I may have already mentioned this a few million times – though, to be fair, probably not here. Here, it’s probably less than that. It’s actually probably only to PG that the “few million times” applies. And he doesn’t read this blog. So really, there was no reason for me to specify the “few million times” either here or anywhere else – oh. Wait a minute. What was I talking about? Do I even have a point?

Yes. Yes, I do.

The point is that there is no way for me to get to my place of work without going past farms. I live in a fairly urban residential/ commercial area, my school is in a fairly urban residential area, but in between, there are vast expanses of rural lands. Farms. Acreages. Fields. Lack of urbanness (is that a word? Spellcheck doesn’t think so.)

This comes up frequently when PG washes my car. He often says, in an exasperated voice, “Where do you DRIVE? Why is your car always so filthy?”

And I always respond in my usual calm, reasonable voice, “I drive to WORK. I drive past FARMS to get to work. Farms are messy places. The roads past them are messy.”

Then he says, “So take another route! Find a cleaner way to get there!”

And again, in the most soothing tone I can manage, I answer, “I CAN’T! I have TRIED, but there is NO POSSIBLE WAY for me to get to work without going on FARM ROADS!”

At that point, PG sighs and gets back to work scrubbing the mud off my tires.

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But it is true, I absolutely cannot get to work without going through these rural areas. Even if I take a highway or two, they all pass by undeveloped, farm-ish lands, which, as previously noted, are often full of dirt and mud, which gets tracked onto those highways, and then deposited upon my car. From Spring till Fall, I often get stuck behind a slow-moving farm vehicle on my way to or from work, as well. On one of my routes, on my way home, I sometimes have to stop so that the cows can cross the road to get to the barn for milking – so I REALLY understand that old saying “till the cows come home”.

But last week, the traffic gods conspired to make my daily commute just a little bit worse.

Now, on every single road that I can possibly take to get to work, there is construction. On some roads, it’s not a lot, just a few orange cones to indicate where they are working on the gravel shoulders, but it’s enough to slow all the traffic down. On other roads, they have closed a lane in either direction to repair a bumpy surface, which again, slows all the traffic down. On yet more roads, there are large buildings being built, so there are flaggers controlling traffic so that the trucks can safely move in and out of the construction sites … which slows traffic down.

And construction is also pretty grubby, maybe grubbier than farms. So not only am I being slowed down on a daily basis, now my car is getting even grimier on a daily basis. PLUS, the autumn rains have now begun, so even if some of the farm dirt on the roads gets washed away, there always seems to be more mud to replace it.

This could be a very long, very dirty winter … and I may end up having to wash my own car.

First world problems

I had to go to a meeting today, at a place I had never been before. I was told that parking might be a bit of an issue, that the carpark was still under construction, since the building has only been operational for a couple of months. I wasn’t exactly sure how long it would take me to get there from my school, but I knew that even if I arrived late, there were likely going to be people arriving after me. It’s always like that with this group.

I did arrive late, by about fifteen minutes. I wasn’t sure at all where to park, so I drove into one gravelly, beat-up parking area. It was rather far away from the building my meeting was in, so I carried on into the next carpark, which was only partly paved as well. There were a few designated visitor spots available – but naturally, they were all taken. There were some 15-minute spots – which were all taken. There were some drop-off spots – again, all taken. There were marked spots for couriers – yep, taken. The only spots available were marked for executives, and I am most definitely NOT one of those, so I didn’t dare take one. A bit further back, there were a couple of vehicles parked beside a mound of dirt. I pulled in there.

As I got out of my car, a guy wearing a fluorescent vest emblazoned “Security” yelled at me.

“You can’t park there!”

I looked up at him. “And where exactly AM I supposed to park?” I asked crossly.

“There’s another parking lot over there.” He gestured at the gravelly, beat-up carpark that I had originally driven into, the one that was pretty far away from where I needed to be.

I sighed, got back into my car and drove back to the far-away carpark, muttering all the way. How come SOME people could park closer but I couldn’t? Not fair!

I parked again, got out of the car again, then headed back along the narrow road joining the two parking areas. I was walking along, minding my own business, when suddenly a construction worker on the other side of a yellow construction fence shouted at me, VERY loudly.

“HEY!”

I ignored him and kept walking.

“HEY!”

I looked at him blankly. I kept walking.

“HEY!”

Now I glared at him as I continued walking towards him.

“WHAT?!” I yelled back at him.

“GET AWAY FROM THERE!”

Huh? Get away from where? Oh – from the yellow construction fence, you mean? It is forbidden to walk alongside yellow construction fences? Really? When did that law come into effect? True, there was some big machine ripping apart some old building behind that yellow construction fence, but even so, it was on the opposite side of the fence from me. I was nowhere near it. I was not endangering it, nor was it endangering me. There were a couple of metres between me and the fence, then between the fence and the bulldozer or whatever it was. The man yelling so viciously at me was much closer to the bulldozer than I could ever be, and even he was well out of its reach.

This pissed me off.

“You might try a PLEASE!” I screamed at the man, as I slowly and deliberately meandered to the other side of the narrow road.

He again gestured angrily at me and at the bulldozer, while yelling something unintelligible at me.

I stopped and waved my own arms around, staring him down. I shouted again, “You might try a PLEASE!”

He again yelled something that I didn’t quite comprehend, but he turned away. Ha! I resumed walking toward my building, but I shouted one last time, “Try saying PLEASE!”

I calmed down by the time I (finally!) arrived where I was supposed to be, and of course, I was one of the first people to get there – and remember, I was already late. This is one reason I try to blow off as many meetings as I can of this particular group: we have never, ever, ever started on time. Another reason is that we have never, ever, ever finished on time, which is actually worse.

Then I went to get myself a coffee. I really would have preferred some vodka or at least some Bailey’s for the coffee at that point, but alas, there was none to be had at this venue. Caffeine was going to have to be my afternoon pick-me-up.

I added my sugar and my non-dairy creamer (not my favourite, but I cannot stand black coffee, so I had to). I went to stir them – but there were no stir sticks. I asked if anyone knew where to get them, but nobody did.

I stirred my sugar and non-dairy creamer into my coffee with the end of a pen. Which wouldn’t write afterward. Yes. I ruined a pen for coffee.

And the meeting ended up being pretty much pointless, too.