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November 6, 2011
Click on the rear end of this Jezebel to see the face behind the high tech lynching of truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain
In my Nighttime Visions God commanded that I reveal the identity of the gold digging secretarial pool Tramp who is persecuting truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain.
God did not tell me exactly who is the little vixen, but He did indicate that I would know when I saw her.
So I asked the intergoogle searcher perhaps the most obvious question, “Which Sultry red haired vamp is responsible for attempting to destroy truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain by extracting his completely normal buck negro urgings?”
God has personally given me many, many, many challenges and Difficult Problems to solve.
As you can see from this SHOCKING Video, this was not one of them.
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November 2, 2011
truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain describing ideal booty width to height ratios in a speech on how to outbreed the chinamen
In a major foreign policy speech delivered yesterday entirely without the aid of teleprompters, truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain for the first time revealed elements of his plans to deal with growing threats to the sanctity of our Dominion posed by the China menace.
Speeching before a spell-bound audience of unRacist Conservative Christian voters, truck stop Pizza Mogul said that “Anybody with common sense can understand that all we need to do to beat the Chinamen is to outgrow them. Along with developing a greater nuclear weapon arsenal since they look to have some interest in acquiring nuclear weapons themselves.”
Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain then went on, presenting an outline of his Proposals to deal with the Chinamen threat.
The first element of the plan is to grow the economy to a level that matches the chinaman economy, from 1.5 to 6.5. This is an obvious and not a particularly new solution, except for the fact that it seems to have completely escaped the attention of the current administration that is destroying our economy with taxes and a smothering regulatory burden, headed by the elitist Usurper Kenyan and his Keynesian Kaliphate.
The second element of the plan is more bold and audacious and involves a two pronged approach to outgrow the chinaman population.
The first approach involves an airtight ban on the murdering of little baby unborn boys and girls that now goes on in our state-sponsored Planned Parenthood abortion mills. Nobody ever saw a rancher grow his herd by murdering all of his unborn baby boy and girl calves, so it don’t make no sense to do it to our human progenies either!?!?! NO MORE ABORTION UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES because it is the Loving Christian thing to do, and because we are going to need all the progeny we can muster to defeat the chinaman.
The second approach is more t ambitious, but reveals the sort of completely fresh way of looking at difficult proplems that Conservative Christian voters are growing to admire about the token renegade negro.
Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain calls it his Billion Baby Booty (BBB) solution:
“Right now, there is about 1 billion more chinamen then there is US Americans. If we stop killing 500 million unborn baby boys and girls each year while simply doubling the number of unborn baby girls and boys that we set about to make, we’ll have caught up to the chinamen. We can do it in one year! What I learned running truck stop pizza shops is the way you sell more pizza is to stop throwing away half the pizzas you cook, and then cook twice as many more! Common sense!”
When asked by narrow-minded liberal MSM reporters how he would convince more women to get pregnant, truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain had this to say:
“Our women, frankly, need to become more attractive to better provoke their men into the Relations Desire. It is a scientific fact that we don’t produce enough US American babies these days because menfolk are tired after the come home from their hard jobs, and they become uninterested in sharing their seed with the womenfolk, especially if the womenfolk don’t have the Bedroom Eyes. In part, this has to do with the scientific fact that our women folk need to be a lot more attractive for our menfolk.
My administration will derive new regulations for female attractiveness standards; things like weight, hairdo, makeup and dress standards. For example, (holding his hands apart less then chest width) our regulations will call for a booty sizes no larger than just so, and will require women to hold special permits to have booty sizes just this big (holding his arms outstretched). But these are not hard and fast rules (laughs), no pun intended. Although I don’t personally like mine too large, we understand that men differ in their Booty Predilections, and they will be able to obtain waiver affidavits if they prefer larger bitches, on a case-by-case basis.”
Responding to concerns about the effect of new job-killing regulations on the economy, truck stop Pizza Mogul indicated for every new job-killing regulation his administration imposes as part of the Billion Baby Booty campaign, they would roll back other regulations in compensation:
“For example, we would enact a federal ban of adultery laws on the basis of national emergency. If we hope to catch up with the chinamen, we can’t have our menfolk who are doing their part by getting a little strange on the side to be worried that their wives back home might sue them for adultery. Again, this is something that just makes common sense.”
Indeed, it does.
Although there is much to like about these Conservative Christian common sense solutions that truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain proposes, his candidacy still poses major problems for the Dominionist Party. Most significant among these is his Heritage Problem.
Still, WE ARE NOT RACISTS and there is nothing to stop a Rep Tom Tancredo administration from adopting some of these solutions, whether or not credit is owed to truck stop Pizza Mogul for having the idea in the first place.
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October 10, 2011
Illegal mexican immigrants migrate over to California to live high on the hog at the expense of California taxpayers
It looks like the liberal socialist Governor of California, Defrocked Papist Pastor Governor Jerry Brown has once again, for the second time in his life, decided to spit into the Eye of God by declaring California an official Sanctuary State.
In a speech, Defrocked Papist Paster Governor Jerry Brown announced, “In signing this order, I hereby evade my Constitutional Obligations admitting I am an Unrepentant socialist zealot to unilaterally lay down a welcome matt for all illegal mexicans throughout the land. Please! Come to California and stay! California taxpayers will house, feed and educate you all…including roaming packs of mexican rape squads.”
Do you hear that sound?
Do you smell all that exhaust smoke?
That is the sound and smell of illegal mexicans all across the land loading up their cars to head out to California, the land of welfare opportunity.
Wake up again! People!
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October 6, 2011
Selling Soul Food Pizza could help truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain win the negro vote
The candidacy of truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is gaining renewed energy because of his recent promises to deliver all “but the hopelessly brainwashed” negro voter to support Conservative Christian Republican candidates.
This brazen political promise raises a couple of important questions.
First, are there even any negroes out there who have not been hopelessly brainwashed by generations of cradle to grave govt handouts from socialistic democrat administrations?
Second, even if a few conservative Christian negroes actually do exist, does truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain have a record he can point to that demonstrates his attempts to cultivate the favor of his fellow negroes?
For example, has truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain ever sold pizzas with toppings that might attract negro customers? One would suspect the negro, whether brainwashed or Conservative Christian, would find it difficult to resist pizza topped with delicious items like fried okra, collared greens, fried chicken, turnips or chitlins.
If truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain has any chance of winning the White House, he needs to corner the market on the negro vote because he is going to have a hard time with the Heritage vote. Selling soul food pizza is the sort of innovative campaign strategy that can earn him the hearts and minds and stomachs and votes of the brainwashed American negro.
And what is even better, this will break their vicious cycle of govt entitlement because truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain will be selling his soul food pizza for profit! He is too much of a committed Christian Conservative to even think about giving it away.
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April 27, 2011
God wrote Jesus' birth certificate in the bible so that we are assured He is our Savior and not a forgery
On a day when the Kenyan Pretender, once again, attempts to famfoozle the gullible mainstream media with his obviously and completely transparent forgery of his “full birth certificate” we are reminded of a time not too long ago.
In that time, God sent to His green and blue and brown earth His Only Son, Jesus the Christ. Jesus was sent to die following a horrific rendition and torture so that our Souls will find Eternal Peace with Him.
In His time, as today, there was never any doubt as to the Provenance of this Child, this Boy, this wonderous Gift from God.
And the reason for that is because God took His time to carefully dictate His Birth not only to the Apostles of Christ, His eartly witnesses, but also to the Prophets.
The Birth Certificate of Jesus is no less an authority than the Scripture and the Gospel of the Holy Bible.
I just find it Ironic that this arrogant negro, this Obama fellow…a man who claims to have the powers of God, who falsely claims to know the mind of God, and who wrongly claims that Jesus walks with him. A man who didains Real Americans with every core of his being. A man who bears false witness not only to Christianity but probably also to his pagan islamism religion, a man who can’t even produce a legally certified document that unequivocally attests to his earthly origins!
And we have the Real Jesus as a living example as to how to attest a live birth properly. Do those people really take us as complete fools?
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November 2, 2010
Christians quietly gather to celebrate the Fall of Tyranny on the night of Nov 2, 2010 AD
- No Compromises!
- Preserve our Constitution by Rolling Back all Constitutional Amendments that are inconsistent with Jeffersonian Constitutionalism
- Finish Southern border fortifications and initiate Effective Mine Field Deterrent program; send shots across the bow of all Canadian ships to remind them we have NOT forgotten about them, too.
- Authorize the gitmoization of Enemies of the State, beginning with recently deposed democrat congress critters, and anybody affiliated with or suspected affiliators of MSNBC
- Put the “J” back in Jesus by deporting all individuals who pronounce their name as, “Hey! Zeus!!”
- (Pass a Constitutional Amendment outlawing the use of any language other than American English in commerce and in schools)
- Rehabilitate Gov Rep Tom Tancredo
- Stop ALL wasteful govt spending
- Impeach!!!
- Round up, inter and deport ALL Illegal Aliens, including Anchor babies and let their govt, the UN, deal with the legal repercussions
- No Compromises!!
- Criminalize gay homosexuality
- Stop all govt activity until Price Water House & Cooper can complete a full audit of every last govt program
- Marbleize and then Enshrine the Bush Tax Cuts!
- President Gov Ronald Reagan!!!
- Spread shoot-to-kill orders throughout our borders and in all immigration services outposts
- Accept islam as a Public Health Problem: Establish the Muslim-Free Zone/Death Cult Control program based upon scientifically established immunization “herd protection” principles
- Operate a limited, one time only “Amnesty for Libs” campaign—ha!ha! j/k! lol!! rickrolled!!!!
- Close all Universities and public radio stations that slurp from the troth of public govt handout welfare!
- Immediately Unseparate the separation of Church and state to allow Common Sense prayers in schools!
- Roll back tariffs on lubricants!
- Have this ALL accomplished in time for the next Birthday of Little Baby Jesus
- Outlaw evolution in all forms and disguises
- Establish the Department of Social Media and install as its first Secretary xGov Mother Sarah Palin
- Force Immigration Compliance by ending all Federal Tax subsidies paid out to sanctuary cities
- Apply a full out nuclear-tipped missle surgical assault to end the Iranian Weapons of Mass Destruction program once and for all
- Enforce Constitutional provisions that require Presidents of the USA to be Natural Born Citizens
- Impeach!!!!!
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November 1, 2010
Not that he needed xGov Mother xMama Grizz Sarah Palin’s vote of robocall confidence, but this should just about sew it up!
You betcha Rep Tom Tancredo will be tough on illegal immigration!!!
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October 29, 2010
Obama White House official personally escorts illegal immigrants w/anchor baby into conscripted, foreclosed property absconded from White Christian family.
Last night I received a deeply disturbing night time Vision from God.
In it, I witnessed a conversation in the White House Oval Office between the nigerian prince (Hussein Obama) and members of his inner circle, the kabal of kenyans.
In a colloquiol dialect I recognized as darija, one of his advisors argued,
“Sir, once everything settles down after we declare Marshal Law and suspend the congress on Nov 3, we’ll need to move to solve the immigration and home foreclosure problems, so that nobody will notice we have torn up the Constitution into a pile of nanoscale shreds.”
The Devious Tyrant had obviously thought this through and did not skip a beat in his response, declaring,
“I want you to take all those empty foreclosed homes the banks are holding and give them to the illegal immigrants. I want you to kick out from their homes any White Christian homeowner who is more than one week behind on his payments. And then I want you to put an anchor baby family in his home. I want this done quietly, but quickly. I want all the illegal immigrants in their homes by Christmas Morning, when we will announce they will not only receive free and clear title to those homes, but also US Citizenship.”
When I woke up in the morning I could not believe my eyes, as if I had just witnessed the Hugo Chavezigation of American with my very own ears! A cheap, Venezuelan political stunt! So I dropped to my knees to Pray to God and ask if this were True. He did not like the fact that I questioned His judgment or His vision and reminded me that His prophets were expendable, “All of my prophets!”
Then God said,
“It is true that this false leader and concubine of the Demon who has stolen the seat of power will do these things unless he is stopped by my people.”
So there you have it. If we even have the election on Nov 2–because only a fool would think obama is above canceling an election he is sure to lose, or wouldn’t think twice about dismissing congress, locking up the Constitution, and suspending habeous corpus.
Tyranny does not sleep nor does it take the day to vote! Wake up people!
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September 23, 2010
An obviously gay homosexual Swiss Guardsman use demonic magic and subversive mind control methods to subdue and destroy papal enemies
As if stealing from playbooks written by Marx, Lenin and Hitler weren’t enough, it looks like the kenyan konstitutional usurper is going to steal another play, but this time from the playbook of the papist’s pope.
What the illegitimate president Obama hopes to achieve through this theft is a template to create a military vanguard for his own personal use, the equivalent of a Hugo Chavezian protectorate! An American band of mercenaries modeled upon “The Swiss Guard” who are beholden to Obama’s every whim and desire and evil machination.
Most Christians are not aware that the Chief Idolator, the pope, surrounds himself with a cult of elitist homosexual euro/demon-ninja concubines called “The Swiss Guard.” “The Swiss Guard” are mercenaries, which proves to us their gay homosexual proclivities, who are handsomely compensated to protect the pope.
They do so by deploying a variety of cunning defensive and offensive capabilities, ranging from mastery of pagan hand-to-hand combat, to expertise in high caliber weapons marksmenship and mine field deployment, to cyberwarfare and an array of demonic-based mind-control tactics.
You might ask yourself, “All I did was ask the intergoogle to tell me about the DREAM Act, what does this have to do with the DREAM Act?”
The DREAM Act is a piece of hobama legislation principally designed to pander to the coloreds vote, especially the light brown coloreds, and to drive a wedge between them and common sense Christian American voters. This is because the DREAM Act as a paved road towards US citizenship for illegal mexicans who have infiltrated our borders. Rather than round them up and ship them back in cattle cars to their own burn God Foresaken land, Obama plans to pass out US Citizenship to these criminals like Christmas Candy, which will make them his lifelong voters.
That is what they want you to believe.
What is hidden in the fine print is this: The DREAM Act will pass out a US American Citizenship Card willy nilly to any Juan, Pedro or Ricardo that wanders along, just as if they were free passes to the FFA carcass hog contest. And the more evil and nefarious and criminally-minded Juan, Pedro or Ricardo, the better.
Because all that Juan, Pedro and Ricardo have to agree to do is to sign on to serve four year hitches as highly-paid mercenaries, loyal only to the usurper who is now occupying the White House, and to no other person or entity. In exchange for citizenship, they agree to be programmed to bid his every wish and desire, from late night runs to round up K-street tramps and wenches for impromptu West Wing orgy festivals, to conducting cross-Potomac raids on the Pentagon, to engage in search and destroy skirmishes against our brave Armed Forces stationed there.
Obama will also order these Dream Act Banditos to round up and imprison those he suspects of seditious acts including all Christians, all Conservatives, and anybody known to be or to have supported Republican or Republican Tea PartyCandidates in deed or in thought.
The only way we can stop this from happening is to prevent the DREAM Act from becoming law, which means we MUST elect a Conservative Christian Congress, as they are the only people willing to stand up to the kenyan usurper and his nigerian cronies.
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September 7, 2010
Sometimes there are so many perverted versions of a Bible it is more cost-effective to burn the entire church down.
Just like how they blew the euro-cartoon story completely out of proportion, you can count on the mooselums to over react when they hear a Christian Minister’s plan to celebrate 9/11 this year by burning the koran.
And of course the liberal mainstream media won’t do its job and dig deeper into the story. They will typically make the Christian Minister out to be the bad guy, and they will have the mooselum as the persecuted. Rouge elements within the kenyan kaliphates administration have already begun drumming up sympathy for the mooselums and rage against the Christians. We’ll just have to wait for Fair and Balanced Fox News to get the story right, eventually.
Or you can read about it from an Award Winning Interblogger.
And here is the truth: Christians who burn the koran are out there burning Bibles too. All the time. We don’t descriminate just against the koran. Our policy is to burn any perverted sacred text, especially if it is known or suspected to be tainted by the Demon.
Obviously, nobody will not recognize that the koran fits that bill.
But not many others will realize that there are an aweful lot of perverted Bibles out there. You see, nobody in their right mind would ever take the words of Shakespeare or the Founding Fathers and rewrite them, right? We’d all look at somebody who did that and call them crazy.
Well, it is not just crazy to rewrite the Bible to, but it is also downright Diabolical and you would NOT be wrong to suspect that a rewritten Bible is the Craftwork of the Demon, because that is precisely how the Demon Erodes our Love of God. By rewriting His Word!
And so we need to be very careful in protecting His word and in doing that we have to root out all unapproved and unChristian revisions of the Bible.
I not only support the burning of the koran, but I also support the burning of the following Bible versions (conveniently arranged by year of publication) since all are perversions of the King James Version. And bear in mind, these are just the English versions. Don’t get me started on foreign perversions of His Word:
1653 A Paraphrase, and Annotations Upon all the Books of the New Testament; Henry Hammond.
1657 The Dutch Annotations upon the whole Bible; Theodore Haak.
1685 New Testament with a paraphrase and notes; Richard Baxter.
1690 The Holy Bible; Samuel Clarke.
1703 Paraphrase and Commentary on the New Testament; Daniel Whitby.
1718 The New Testament; Cornelius Nary.
1724 The Common translation corrected, with a paraphrase and notes (NT); Edward Wells.
1729 The New Testament in Greek and English; Daniel Mace.
1730 Annotations on the New Testament of Jesus Christ; Robert Witham.
1730 The New Testament; William Webster.
1745 Primitive New Testament; William Whiston.
1752 Exposition of the New Testament in the form of a Paraphrase; John Guyse.
1755 Explanatory Notes on the New Testament; John Wesley.
1756 Family Expositor, or, a Paraphrase and Version of the New Testament; Philip Doddridge.
1761 An Interpretation of the New Testament; John Heylin.
1764 A new and literal translation of all the books of the Old and New Testament; Anthony Purver.
1764 The New Testament: carefully collated with the Greek, and corrected; Richard Wynne.
1765 A New Translation of the New Testament; Samuel Palmer.
1765 Explanatory Notes upon the Old Testament; John Wesley.
1768 A Liberal Translation of the New Testament; Edward Harwood.
1770 The New Testament or New Covenant of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ; John Worsley.
1773 The Universal Family Bible; Henry Southwell.
1774 The Old Testament; Anselm Bayly.
1778 The Bible in Verse; John Fellows.
1791 A Translation of the New Testament; Gilbert Wakefield.
1795 A Translation of the New Testament from the original Greek; Thomas Haweis.
1795 The New Testament; Samuel Clarke and Thomas Pyle.
1796 The New Testament; William Newcome.
1798 A Translation of the New Testament from the Original Greek; Nathaniel Scarlett.
1799 A Revised Translation and Interpretation of the Sacred Scriptures; J.M. Ray.
1808 The Holy Bible containing The Old and New Covenant; Charles Thomson.
1808 The New Testament, in an improved version; Thomas Belsham.
1812 A modern, correct, and close translation of the New Testament; William Williams.
1816 The New Testament; William Thomson.
1817 A new family Bible, and improved version; Benjamin Boothroyd.
1822 The Holy Bible, Hebrew and English (OT); A. Alexander.
1823 The New Testament; Abner Kneeland.
1824 Revised Testament (NT); John Wilkins
1824 The Holy Bible; J. Watson.
1826 The Sacred Writings of the Apostles and Evangelists of Jesus Christ (NT); Alexander Campbell.
1828 The Gospel of God’s Anointed (NT); Alexander Greaves.
1828 The New Testament in the Common Version; John Palfrey.
1833 The Holy Bible; Noah Webster.
1833 A New and Corrected Version of the New Testament Rodolphus Dickinson.
1834 The Holy Bible; George Townsend.
1835 The Holy Writings of the First Christians (NT) J.M. Caldecott.
1836 The Book of the New Covenant (NT); Granville Penn.
1840 The New Testament; Edgar Taylor.
1841 The Holy Bible; J.T. Conquest.
1842 The Holy Bible; A.C Kendrick (NT).
1844 The Holy Bible, T J Hussey.
1844 The Septuagint version of the Old Testament; Lancelot Brenton.
1848 The New Testament; Jonathan Morgan.
1849 The New Testament; J.W. Etheridge.
1849 The Good News of Our Lord Jesus, the Anointed; Nathan Wbiting.
1850 The New Testament; Spencer Cone and William Wyckoff.
1851 The New Testament; James Murdock.
1852 An Exposition of the New Testament; Hezekiah Woo¬druff.
1853 The Twenty-Four Books of the Holy Scriptures (OT); Isaac Leeser.
1854 The Emphatic New Testament; John Taylor.
1857 The New Testament; John Bengel.
1857 The New Testament; J.A. Giles.
1858 The New Testament, Translated from the Original Greek; Leicester Sawyer
1858 The Old Testament Scriptures; Alexander Vance.
1860 The Holy Bible; Francis Kenrick.
1861 Jewish School and Family Bible (OT); A. Benisch.
1861 The New Testament; Leonard Thorn.
1862 The Holy Scriptures of the Old Covenant (OT).
1862 A Revised Translation of the New Testament; H. Highton.
1863 The Holy Bible; Robert Young.
1864 An English Version of the New Testament; Herman Heinfetter.
1864 American Bible Union Version (NT).
1864 The Emphatic Diaglott (NT); Benjamin Wilson.
1864 The New Testament; Henry Anderson.
1865 The Holy Bible; Samuel Sharpe.
1865 The Twofold New Testament; Thomas Green.
1867 The Holy Scriptures; Joseph Smith.
1869 The New Testament: Authorized Version Revised; Henry Alford.
1869 The New Testament; George Noyes.
1869 The New Testament; Robert Ainslie.
1870 The Holy Bible; F.W. Gotch (OT), GA. Jacob (NT).
1870 The New Testament translated from the purest Greek; J. Bowes.
1873 The School and Children’s Bible.
1873 The Story of the Bible; Charles Foster.
1875 The New Testament; John McClellan.
1875 The New Testament; Samuel Davidson.
1876 The Holy Bible; Julia Smith.
1877 Revised English Bible.
1877 The New Testament; John Richter.
1880 The Holy Bible (OT); Hermann Gollancz.
1881 Revised Version.
1881 Jewish Family Bible (OT); Michael Friedlander.
1881 The New Testament Englished; William Crickmer.
1883 The New Testament; Cortes Jackson.
1884 The Englishman’s Bible; Thomas Newberry.
1885 The Teaching and Acts of Jesus of Nazareth and His Apostles (NT); W.D. Dillard.
1885 The New Covenant (NT); John Hanson.
1885 A New Translation; John Darby.
1885 A translation of the Old Testament Scriptures from the original Hebrew; Helen Spurrell.
1893 Scriptures, Hebrew and Christian; John Peters and Edward Bartlett.
1892 Biblia Innocentium; John Mackail.
1897 The New Testament Emphasized; Horace Morrow.
1897 The New Dispensation (NT); Robert Weekes.
1898 American Revised Version.
1898 The Woman’s Bible.
1901 The Historical New Testament, James Moffatt.
1901 American Standard Version
1901 The Modem American Bible; Frank Ballentine
1902 Translation of the New Testament from the Original Greek; W.B. Godbey.
1902 The Testament of our Lord (NT); James Cooper and A.J. MacLean.
1902 Twentieth Century New Testament.
1902 The Emphasized Bible; Joseph Rotherham.
1903 The Holy Bible: Marginal Readings Adopted.
1903 The New Testament in Modern Speech; Richard Wey¬mouth.
1903 The Holy Bible in Modern English; Ferrar Fenton.
1904 The Corrected English New Testament; Samuel Lloyd.
1904 The New Testament Revised and Translated; Adolphus Worrell.
1906 The New Testament; Thomas Lindsay.
1907 The Modern Reader’s Bible; Richard Moulton.
1908 The Holy Bible for Daily Reading; J.W. Genders.
1909 The University New Testament; S. Townsend Weaver.
1909 The Shorter Bible.
1909 The Bible in Modem English (NT); Frank Ballentine
1910 The Restored New Testament; James Pryse.
1911 The 1911 Tercentenary Commemoration Bible.
1912 The Holy Bible: An Improved Edition.
1913 The Literary Man’s New Testament, W.L. Courtney.
1913 The New Testament; Edward Clarke.
1914 The New Covenant (NT); Edward Cunnington.
1914 The New Testament from the Greek text as established by Bible Numerics; Ivan Panin.
1916 The Historical Bible; Charles Kent.
1916 The Twenty-Four Books of the Old Testament; Alexander Harkavy.
1917 The Holy Scriptures According to the Masoretic Text (OT).
1918 The New Testament; Henry Anderson.
19l9 The Messages of the Bible; Frank Sanders and Charles Kent.
1919 The Adelphi New Testament; E.E. Cunnington.
1921 A Plain Translation of the New Testament; By a student.
1921 The Shorter Bible.
1922 The Children’s Bible; Henry Sherman and Charles Kent.
1922 A Plainer Bible (NT); Frank Ballentine.
1923 Simplified New Testament; D.A. Sommer.
1923 The Riverside New Testament; William Ballantine.
1924 Centenary Translation of the New Testament; Helen Montgomery.
1924 The Everyday Bible; Charles Sheldon.
1924 The Older Children’s Bible.
1924 The New Covenant: Labor Determinative Version (NT).
1925 The People’s New Covenant (NT); Arthur Overbury.
1926 The Holy Bible: A New Translation (NT); James Moffatt.
1926 Concordant Version (NT); A.E. Knoch.
1926 The Western New Testament; E.E. Cunningtan.
1927 The Student’s Old Testament; Charles Kent.
1928 The Student’s Greek Testament; A. Hamilton.
1928 The Christian’s Bible: New Testament; George LeFevre.
1928 The Living Bible; Bolton Hall.
1928 The Authentic Literature of Israel (CT); Elizabeth Czarnomska.
1928 The Cambridge Shorter Bible.
1929 The New Testament in blank verse; George Wolff
1929 A Homiletical and Exegetical Version of the Bible; Charles MacLean.
1931 The Complete Bible: An American Translation; J.M. Smith and Edgar Goodspeed.
1933 Short Bible; J.M. Smith and Edgar Goodspeed.
1934 The Documents of the New Testament; G.W. Wade.
1934 Old Testament in Colloquial English.
1934 The Child’s Story Bible; Catherine Vos.
1935 The Westminster Version of the Sacred Scriptures (NT)
1935 The New Testament; Fernand Faivre.
1936 The West China Union University Version (NT).
1936 The Aldine Bible: The New Testament; M.R. James and Delia Lyttelton.
1936 The Bible Designed to be Read as Living Literature; Ernest Bates.
1937 The New Testament in the Language of the People; Charles B. Williams.
1937 The New Testament of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ; Francis Spencer.
1937 The New Testament critically reconstructed and retranslated; William Martin.
1937 The New Testament A New Translation and Explanation; Johannes Greber.
1938 The Book of Books (NT); R. Mercer Wilson.
1938 The New Testament: A Translation; Clementson.
1939 The Book of Life (NT); Zed Copp.
1939 The New Testament Shortened; W.K. Clarke.
1940 The Bible (A Condensed Version); Howard Welsch.
1941 The Confraternity Version (NT).
1945 New Testament: A Translation, Harmony and Annota¬tions; Erwin Stringfellow.
1946 Pathways through the Bible (OT); Mortimer Cohen.
1947 The New Testament; George Swann.
1948 The Holy Bible Adapted for Young Christians.
1948 The Letchworth Version in Modern English; T.F. Ford and RE. Ford.
1949 The Bible in Basic English.
1950 The New Testament of our Messiah and Saviour Yahshua, A.B. Traina.
1950 The Dartmouth Bible.
1950 The Holy Bible for Young Readers (NT); J.W. Mackail.
1951 The Authentic Version (NT).
1951 Bible in Brief; Peter Ross.
1951 The Shorter Oxford Bible.
1951 The New Testament in Modern English Olaf Norlie.
1952 The New Testament: A New Translation in Plain English. Charles K. Williams.
1952 Olive Pell Bible; Olive Bible.
1952 The Living Bible; Robert Ballou.
1952 Revised Standard Version.
1953 The New Testament: A New, Independent, Individual Translation; George Moore.
1954 The New Testament Rendered From the Original Greek; James Kleist and Joseph Lilly.
1954 The New Testament in Cadenced Form; Morton Bradley.
1954 The Septuagint Bible (OT); C.A. Muses.
1955 The Authentic New Testament; Hugh Schonfield.
1955 The Holy Bible: A Translation from the Latin Vulgate; Ronald Knox.
1955 The Compact Bible; Margaret Nicholson.
1955 The Clarified New Testament; P.G. Parker.
1956 The Bible for Family Reading; Joseph Gaer and Chester McCown.
1957 The Holy Bible from Ancient Manuscripts; George Lamsa.
1958 The New Testament of our Lord and Savior Jesus Anointed; James Tomanek.
1958 A Beginner’s Bible; Margherita Fanchiotti.
1958 The New Testament in Modern English; J.B. Phillips.
1958 The Self-Interpreting; Ashley Johnson.
1959 The Holy Bible: The Berkeley Version in Modern English; Gerrit Verkuyl.
1960 The Children’s King James Bible: New Testament; Jay Green.
1960 A Critical Emphatic Paraphrase of the New Testament; Vincent Roth.
1961 The New Testament of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ; Fan Noli.
1961 New World Translation.
1961 The New Testament: An Expanded Translation; Kenneth Wuest.
1961 The Jesus People New Testament; Olaf Norlie.
1961 Simplified New Testament in Plain English; Olaf Norlie.
1962 Teen-age Version; Jay Green.
1962 Modem King James Version; Jay Green.
1962 The Children’s Version of the Holy Bible; Jay Green.
1963 The Holy Name Bible; A.B. Traina.
1963 The New Testament in the Language of Today; William Beck.
1965 The Amplified Bible.
1966 Jerusalem Bible.
1966 The Bible in Simplified English.
1966 The Living Scriptures; Jay Green.
1967 Bible for Young Christians (NT); AM. Cocaqnac and Rosemary Haughton.
1967 New World: The Heart of the New Testament in Plain English; Alan Dale.
1967 New Scofleld Reference Bible.
1967 The Christ Emphasis New Testament; Edward Craddock.
1969 The New Testament: A New Translation; William Barclay.
1969 The Children’s New Testament; Gleason Ledyard.
1969 Modern Language Bible; Gerrit Verkuyl.
1969 The Bible Reader.
1970 New American Bible.
1970 King James II Version; Jay Green.
1970 New Testament in Shorter Form.
1970 New English Bible.
1970 The Restoration of Original Sacred Name Bible.
1971 New American Standard Bible.
1971 The Living Bible; Kenneth Taylor.
1972 The New Testament in Modem English; J.B Phillips.
1972 The Bible in Living English; Steven Byington.
1973 A Child’s Bible; Anne Edwards and Shirley Steen.
1973 The Translator’s New Testament.
1973 Cotton Patch Version (NT); Clarence Jordan.
1973 Common Bible.
1973 The Better Version of the New Testament; Chester Estes.
1974 The New Testament in Everyday English; Do Klingen¬smith.
1975 The Word Made Fresh; Andrew Edington.
1976 An American Translation; William Beck.
1976 The Concise Jewish Bible (OT); Philip Birnbaum.
1976 Good News Bible.
1977 The Jerusalem Bible (OT); Harold Fisch.
1977 The Christian Counselor’s New Testament; Jay Adams.
1977 The Holy Bible for Children; Allan Johsmann.
1978 Holy Name Bible.
1978 New International Version.
1978 Simple English Bible (NT).
1979 The New Testament in Everyday English; Jay Adams.
1980 The Distilled Bible: New Testament; Roy Greenhill.
1981 The Sacred Scriptures.
1981 The Compact Bible (NT); Pat Excel.
1982 The Readers Digest Bible.
1982 The New Testament; Richard Lattimore.
1982 New King James Version.
1984 The New Accurate Translation (NT); Julian Anderson.
1985 Tanakh: The Holy Scriptures (OT).
1985 The Recovery Version (NT).
1985 New Jerusalem Bible.
1985 Original New Testament; Hugh Schonfield.
1986 International Children’s Bible.
1986 New Life Version; Gleason Ledyard.
1987 Easy to Read Version.
1987 A Literal Translation of the Bible; Jay Green.
1987 English Version for Deaf.
1987 New Century Version.
1988 Revised New Testament: New American Bible.
1988 New Evangelical Translation.
1988 Christian Community Bible.
1988 The New Testament; Hugo McCord
1989 God’s New Covenant (NT); Heinz Cassirer.
1989 New Revised Standard Version.
1989 Jewish New Testament; David Stern.
1989 Revised English Bible.
1990 The New Translation (NT).
1990 Simplified Living Bible.
1990 Modern King James Version; Jay Green.
1991 21st Century King James Version (NT).
1991 Contemporary English Version (NT).
1994 The Clear Word Bible (Jack J. Blanco) paraphrase
1994 21st Century King James Version
1995 Contemporary English Version (CEV)
1996 ArtScroll Tanakh
1996 New International Reader’s Version (NIrV )
1996 New International Version Inclusive Language Edition (NIVI)
1999 American King James Version (Michael Peter (Stone) Engelbrite)
2000 King James 2000 Version (KJ2000) (Robert A. Couric)
2001 Easy Reading Edition Sword Bible KJV
2001 Analytical-Literal Translation Modern English (Gary F. Zeolla)
2002 The Message (MSG) (Eugene H. Peterson) paraphrase
2003 The Evidence Bible, King James Version (Ray Comfort)
2004 Holman Christian Standard Bible (HCSB)
2005 The New Cambridge Paragraph Bible with Apocrypha (David Norton)
2005 Today’s New International Version (TNIV)
2006 AV7 (New Authorized Version)
2007 Study New Testament for Lesbian,Gay’s,Bi, transgender (Ann Nyland)
If you have, or if you suspect that you have, any of the Bibles on this list, especially the last one, please bring it with you when you go to your Church this Saturday to watch the koran burning.
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