Month: June 2017

Wearable Wednesday Dondup

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Designers are faced with so many fiscal issues now. They must diversify! Dondup exemplifies this with their new KFC uniform collection:

Also designing the 2017 tour costumes for Kid Rock:

Parochial school uniforms for St Parsimmonious: 

Safety tip Ladies- store your wallet in the fly zipper area- then you can clutch it in public and look offputting to strangers:

Ms Winslow, our gym coach  was really effected by her Easter break trip to Tijuana.

Not one to make idle threats- Wandas mother told her if she didn’t pull those pants up she’d make her wear 2 pairs!

There is no happy medium in Dondup suit land:


Photo credits: vogue. Com

Wearable Wednesday Vivetta

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Im so glad Daniel Radcliffe has found more work!

This collection is all liverwurst and bananas for me. Things I like in small amounts but not near each other. 

Legs- those are legs. Evil clown blouse with disembodied legs.

I hate the underwear waistbands. Yech. But I think I hate the weird decorative napkin folding blouse more. 

The latest in incontinence chic!

Hey! Louis xiv called- he wants his slippers back!  Oh Land o lakes I am a funny girl! 

Giant office supplies will give the model a precious elfin look- trust me! I know things!

Paloma vowed to stand on Diegos porch until the entire Fellini collection had played and he tried to leave with that slut Alba!

Are those water pumps? Is that why the pockets are waterproof? No. That implies thought and planning. 

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Vilshenko

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This collection feels like it was inspired by Natassia Kinski visiting her therapist at the Dakota:

Oh, Dr Feldstein, I want a pony!

Ariel was asked to find another therapist after it was discovered that it was she that kept stealing the window sheers.

Lulu found the cacti to be kindred spirits to her warmth. 

Saffronia set fire to her stepmothers fur vault and refused to sit like a lady.

Pansy was a wallflower that refused to consider blooming.

Muriel convinced her twin that she was an only child. 

Harriet ran naked thru her grandmothers DAR charity tea and no one noticed.

 

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Hellessy

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The models here!


Oh good job Phil- she looks really lifelike. 

Let’s do the indoor photos first- before she defrosts. 

Phil! I told you to get a fresh one! Look she’s starting to slump already!?

Well the budget didn’t call for that! It’s no big deal- we’ll splint her- 

Really Phil? You think this is working? Don’t pull to the left so hard!

Fine. I’ll just put her there and you can wait while I get the harness. 

Better? I knew it would work-

Ugh, Phil she’s dropping on the rented rug. Don’t worry- I’ll prop a fan in the cuffs. 

Photo credits: vogue.com