As a child, I was horrifically obsessed with televangelist Jack Van Impe’s excitement about the End Times.
Trials & Errors
Is it just me or is it something else, it seems the older I get the better life gets. The…
Old School
Write a letter to your 100-year-old self. Stop subconscious séance behavior in the employee restroom before clocking into work. Reminiscing…
Financial Advisor
Write about your approach to budgeting. At the Double Cross Delivery & Logistics, my Alter ego’s anxiety is my financial…
Internal Time
Do you spend more time thinking about the future or the past? Why? It was one of those work days…
Byproduct of Nostalgia
~ Matthew 7:13-14 New International Version The Narrow and Wide Gates 13 “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate…
Unsurvivable Employee
We all strive our best for whatever reason, like so many others. It’s the aura of challenging circumstances pressing against…
Making Lemons into Lemonade
What is your favorite hobby or pastime? Thank you all! I genuinely enjoy reading your unique blogs; they are making…
???
Where did your name come from? I never thought to ask where my name came from, nor was I told.…
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What are your top ten favorite movies?
CHASING GLORY
Over the months guards carefully observed how certain employees got special permission to pass through security easily, by the higher…
Universal Love
Earth arrogantly inflates its ego by glamorizing the beings it inhabits or what it calls “precious life”. Earth also humorously…
Uncanny Neighbors
During the spring of 2001, a 62 year old man named Mitchell moved into the house at 1118 Emily Street…
Suspicious Instincts
At the end of another grueling work week at the Double Cross Delivery & Logistics. The Undisputed Worst Employee knows…
Deadliest Catch
What’s a job you would like to do for just one day? I enjoy watching the television series “Deadliest Catch”…
Festive Flames
What is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite Easter my favorite holiday, It feels more relaxing to enjoy…
Line 5 Tunnel Enbridge
How often do you say “no” to things that would interfere with your goals? Most diabolical goals are unknown to…
Blazing Warmth & Love ❤️
Write about your dream home. I waste away hours at the Double Cross Delivery & Logistics, day dreaming about an…
Positive Solutions
What do you complain about the most? The Double Cross Delivery & logistics write-up policy. I’ve been the undisputed worst…
Self-Positive Impact
What relationships have a positive impact on you? The relationship with my self-created inner-therapist has a half-positive, or a mixture…
Illogical Paradox
How have your political views changed over time? Currently unsure, but I do know voting for the lesser of two…
Spiritual Strength
Who are the biggest influences in your life? Greatly influence by the spiritual strength of 100 disgruntled employees. The company’s…
Simple Life Goals
What part of your routine do you always try to skip if you can? Skipping my weekly routine, when I…
Convulsive Therapy
What will your life be like in three years? In 3 years hopefully I’ll be advanced enough to take on…
Community Service
Midwest Amphibian police force announced Officer Phillip as the Community Action Hero of the year, for his extreme action of…
This Is What You signed For
In what ways does hard work make you feel fulfilled? The company’s Motto: This is what you signed up for,…
Self-Conversation Stardate 24720.355
You and that co-worker were right about watching my back, randomly appearing in various locations was a good tip. “To…
Take Short Breaks
How do you relax? By taking a moment to visualize unsuccessful attempts and listening to the soothing inner voice of…
Celestial Dating
Mildly attractive young male entity. Occupation: Entry level Black Hole Manager; the very stressful task of managing 17 black holes.…
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What does your ideal home look like? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Similar to where I am now, somewhere spacious, affordable with walls, roof,…
False Dreams & Aspirations
Tell us about the last thing you got excited about. When I fell asleep on the bus and dreamt NASA…
Ultimate Objectives
What motivates you? The self-conversations in the employee’s restroom at the Double Cross Delivery & Logistics, motivates me. They energize my faith…
Oily Jars
If you were going to open up a shop, what would you sell? I would enjoy selling a variety of…
Positive Constructive Dismissal
Was today typical? Typical work day
Personal Morale
At the Double Cross Delivery & Logistics hub, losing track of time is wasting time. Wasting time isn’t productive but it’s good…
What do you think gets better with age? As I age & get closer to retirement, mental peace doesn’t seem…
Strike 2 Unpunctual Timing
To the Double Cross Delivery & logistics my sincerest apology: Like the long sweltering summer days, water is needed to…
Flavors of Hidden Hierarchies
The company’s downsizing season along with the 3 write-ups strike out policy, has layed waste to many of its long…
Toxic Solitude
In the quiet late night hours before the shift starts, the worst employee of the month finds a cozy secluded…
Extreme Gratitude
Salute to HR & the E-staff for its consistent use of positive energy to fight a never ending battle against…
90 Days Probation
My scribblings for the company’s newsletter: April issue
Formicophilia Jinx
Are you superstitious? No, I’m not superstitious but one can be created with the help of conspiracy theories. If seen…
Lunch break thoughts
Sometimes the company is bad with good hearted employees and sometime it’s vice versa. If both are bad it’s due to trickle…
Worksite Safety
Practice work place safety at all times…. However Don’t allow being safe to delude your barbaric nature to feel pain…
World Cancer Day
My REJECTED Scribblings to the company’s newsletter for the month of February. Topic: World Cancer Day. -The barriers cancer patients…
Stay Hopeful
In case hell blissfully pours itself, on your part of the world like never before seen. I’m wishing everyone a…
Rejected Employee of the Month
This person is the anti-employee of the month. Despite the company’s countless spirit breaking conspiracies to overwork and destroy the…
Golden Calf Halloween Party
You’re always listening to the voice of reason, but this time it’s wrong. To strengthen your faith you need exposure…
Happy National Hermit Day
A day to indulge in peaceful solitude, so before going to the basement or attic, tell the “wife and kids…
The State of the union on our relationship
Our relationship isn’t an Oprah channel drama series filled with emotional cliffhangers with romantic music, nor is it an action…
Extreme Favoritism
First transfer work week metaphor: it appears the art of extreme favoritism maybe required. Meeting the edge, at its edge…
Administrative Opposition
Ritual Habit
What are your daily habits? Staring in the bathroom mirror at myself while eating a can of sardines. It makes…
Fresh Hostility, Pure Animosity
Previously: on Purifying Michigan: The mayor announced the big national sporting event coming to the city. Every sleeper cell &…
Mutual Unorder
Due to unseen demoralization of human character. which seem to be the root of conflict in mass shootings. The solution…
Go! Michigan State
The years of painful degradation and low expectations from scoring under 6.0 on the richter scale. They’re no longer laughing…
Wayward Luck
The dream and fantasy of having a powerline transformer swinging down to split my head open while burning in excruciating…
Fate Satellites
An alter ego job: a part-time job an individual works where they’re secretly made to develop an omnipotent level of…
Extreme Positivity
Reasons to be thankful for toxic radiation poisoning around Lake Michigan. •It reduces the crime rate.• Evokes clean water nostalgia.•…
Breaking The Ice
I struggle with blogging in the personal department because I don’t want to appear irrational or not opened minded. However…
Asteroid 2023 BU
Stop overestimating Earth’s upper atmosphere ability to burn up small astroids, with the space junk surrounding the planet. it’s an…
Locker #-244
The pair of worn-out work boots and 2 raggedy bibles, the last objects from locker #244 were joyfully tossed in…
Numeric Sentiments
Hopefully 2022, the group of numbers that were forced together like soldiers by numeric order to represent humanity’s good &…
The Factory’s Apocalypse #2
The echoes of silent conspiracies & twisted grudges fades away to the peaceful view of a long slow moving train. When one…
Late Night Peace
Comforting aura of the late night shift. When anxiety sleeps and all the worries of the night seem irrelevant to…
Motivational Thought of The Day
It’s often said that past struggle shape us into the people we are today, if this is true skinwalkers have…
Team Spirits
We as a team need to dig deep for that multiple personality strength and stamina to work the next 9…
Vindictive Concession Blog
My favorite war mongering politicians who are committed to climate & economic destruction didn’t win, Just as they’re plenty of…
Outside the Circle
Is where one becomes a sacrifice for humiliation. Your allowed the glory of rejection, and the omnipotence of isolation. The…
Locker #244 Flashback
A false prophet once said to me “a sense of humor is essential, it’s the fabric of human relationships and…
Holiday Gift
Don’t relax, counteract with Social Stress Trauma scented cologne bubble bath. Bathing in the pool of opinionated criticisms, lather in…
Political Science Of Public Shaming
In the world of public shaming, the person who’s being shamed (the disesteemed) is given an unlimited number of self-destructive…
Coach Fractured-Sanity
Leave the afternoon job drowned in the aura of defeat with my deliberate mangy outfit. My alter ego roams in…
Underground Goals
In my very younger years I always wanted to become one of those religious faith healers, unfortunately the gift wasn’t…
Locker #244 Theories
The emulating aura of degradation intertwined with humor is waiting to be converted into something disastrous. The recent almost (rail…
The Factory’s Apocalypse
When the company’s working disabled vindictive thoughts & prayers are channeled in to one receiver. That receiver becomes obligated to…
Senior Citizens Insomnia
Supervisor: I’m noticing some of the patients have developed a resistance to the circadian rhythm sleep disorder medication. Here’s my…
Positive Thinking 🤗
*Things I’m positive about* •They’re laughter of me dying. •The past conspiracies against me. •Violence being the only solution. •The…
Uncelebrated Cancer Day
It’s US vs THEM & CANCER
Greathearted Sanity
Yesterday on the bus I noticed the guy who waves his hands in the air while talking to himself, he…
Self Intervention
Gateful for the ability to support my family and my 7 cats while maintaining a shadow of sub-mediocrity. So deep…
Mental Crisis Hotline 988
“ The National three-digit suicide and mental health crisis hotline 988 begins July 16. Obviously some of us have been…
Spiritual Euphoric Low Self-esteem mode
It’s almost 2023, no name brand low self-esteem doesn’t work in the industry anymore. Your low self esteem needs to…
Sunshine Hopes & Great Lake Dreams
This is positive thinking gone haywire. First of all when they’re doing all the so call “future engineering” for Michigan,…
Disgruntled Faith
Sitting at the bus stop absorbing the atmosphere of loneliness & homelessness, it helps to pretend my soul is broken…
Evaluation Day
The job evaluation with the home care supervisor went well, she objected to the number cats in my apartment and…
Harmony
peaceful inner feelings that say “everything is ok”, ….. the late night shift.
Deeply Appreciative
To the graduation ceremony organizers & Board of Directors. Requesting my name be removed from the list of graduates at…
Factual Origin
Waiting To Get Fired II
Sitting in the locker room thinking, I may have to exceed my normal part time super low-self-esteem image life. In…
Dishwashing politics 2
Multiple political media sources say embattled political dishwasher Jose will drop out of the upcoming election, and surrender efforts to…
Waiting To Get Fired
Previously on “Waiting To Get Fired” My shadowing days are numbered, the bright future of watering the plants and feeding…
Dishwashing politics
Due to massive protests and civil unrest, Jose refuses to step down from his political dishwashing position for culinary treason.…
My Deleted & Failed Attempt To Write A Two Week Notice.
The industry’s era of volatile glory have passed. The days of humorous violent creativity, barbaric problem solving, the acquired taste…
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year ~
Its been above 2 minutes to midnight too long. There’re at least 2 abandon nuclear waste dump sites near every…
I laugh, You Giggle☣
Uranium-contaminated site collapses into Detroit River 60,000 tons of dangerous radioactive waste sits on Great Lakes
平庸的米切爾 ***
In a deep state of hypnotic-hate/hatenotic trance using the language of spiritual hate. 平庸的米切爾 asked Satan “If Everyone’s opinions &…
平庸的米切爾 **
And as the crowd of the living paraded and mocked Mitchell’s soulless bleeding dead body. Secretly those with down syndrome,…
平庸的米切爾 *
And the people request fell on ears of the spiritual seals, an elite group of rogue angels who specialize in…