Hide Your Home, It’s Hobosexual Henry! — The Survival Guide for Women Who Keep Getting Used

If you’ve ever dated a man who fell in love with your apartment more than your heart, this is the guide you needed yesterday.

This isn’t about bad dates, bare minimum energy, or ghosting.
This is about grown men who weaponize their struggle, charm their way into your space, drain your wallet, and call it “love.”
We call them Hobosexual Henry.
You’re not crazy, sis... it’s a real pattern, and you’re not the first or the last woman to experience it. This is written in a raw, urban, sister-to-sister tone, focused on clarity + urgency.