In college I stayed in a quad dorm room. It was a room big enough for four students. It was Tim, Jesse, Greg, and me.  Greg was somewhat tall, somewhat blonde, and athletic.

At some point Greg started going out with this dark haired girl on our dorm floor.  Then at some point they started banging. He was on the bottom bunk and he would drape a sheet down over his bunk. We would hear his bed creaking. we-ee-we-ee-we-ee… She was a nerd with glasses. Athletic Guy was banging English Teacher Nerd Girl.

There was no gang bang. No one else really wanted to bang her. Also, Greg probably did not want anyone else to bang her. It was a girlfriend situation. Not like “The Secret Of Danville High School.”

When I was in fourth grade, we took a field trip somewhere. Not far.

There was this kid in my class named Toussaint. He had an Afro. He looked something like “Buckwheat.” Somehow Toussaint had brought a toy rubber snake with him on the bus.

At some point he took out the snake and acted as if he was humping the snake. He made all these humping noises…”Uh!…Uh!…Uh!” 

I was in fourth grade and had never seen anything quite like that before. 🤔

There was some guy named Rob in my grade at high school. Anyway, apparently he banged this red-haired girl in front of people at a party. They were both kind of chunky. Baby fat. Chunky monkeys banging. They were like 16. This was probably back in ’88.

I don’t know the whole story. People chuckled about it.

This event was probably on par with other big high schools and it was probably not illegal if they were consenting.

They weren’t really “nerds.” I’m just comparing it to the Secret of Danville High School, which was this outrageous, in-your-face rapey thing.

The secret of Danville High School was probably not on par with other high schools. It was probably more criminal. Perhaps it was like the movie “The Accused.”  It is in a different league.  It probably would have made the papers.