The alarm clock goes off, and the radio announces “Chrysler is alive!”
Xeno begins throwing up a hairball next to the bed. I manage to steer him into the hallway for the bulk of the activity.
And then I get to greet the following sentence in a resume:
“This position appears to be both physically and mentally demanding, both of which I am ready to rise to the occassion.”
Later, Leia coughs up a hairball in the hallway.
And, it turns out, Chrysler isn’t all that “alive”.
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