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Zech’s new horse

My sister holding a six-week-old female mastiff puppy.

My sister and her boyfriend went up between Pittsburgh and Youngstown yesterday evening to pick out a mastiff puppy.

She’s six weeks old and is still too young to leave her mother.

He’s chosen the name Zhara for the puppy.

At six weeks old,  it looks like she’s already larger than Willie.

And she might mature somewhere in the 180 pound range, which is more than twice the size of Miley.

“”As a lion is to a cat, so is a mastiff compared to a dog,” goes an eighteenth century English saying.

And I think they’ve been bred in the current form, which differs quite a bit from the dogs that were historically called mastiffs in England, to look more like the English lion than they did originally.

There is a lot of St. Bernard and bullmastiff in this breed, which is why she looks so fuzzy and sable now. She will mature as an apricot mastiff.

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Is it local?

LOL

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Be a locavore. Eat alley cats.

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He’s also one of Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s sugar daddies.

I think Sanitarium forgot that women can vote!

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Juveniles of this newly discovered species can stand on the end of a match. Yes. That's a match!

From OurAmazingPlanet:

A species of chameleon small enough to easily perch on a match head has been discovered on a tiny island off Madagascar, a group of scientists has announced.

In addition to the discovery of Brookesia micra, now the tiniest chameleon ever discovered, the researchers also announced the discovery of three additional tiny chameleon species.

Adult males of the B. micra species grow to only just over a half-inch (16 millimeters) from nose to bottom, making them one of the smallest vertebrates ever found on Earth.

From nose to tail, adults of both sexes grow to only 1 inch (30 mm) in length.

Lead researcher Frank Glaw said the team already had experience finding tiny lizards in Madagascar, “but it was also good luck.”

The team searched for the tiny lizards under the cover of darkness, using headlamps and flashlights to seek out the sleeping chameleons. All four species are active during the day, and at night climb up into the branches to sleep.

But for such tiny critters, “up into the branches” means a mere 4 inches (10 centimeters) off the ground, Glaw told OurAmazingPlanet, so finding them is no easy task. However, once spotted, the tiny lizards aren’t tough to catch, Glaw said.

“They are sleeping and you can just pick them up. It’s like picking a strawberry, so it’s easy,” Glaw said. “They do not move at all at night.”

The team of scientists found the tiny reptiles in Madagascar’s wild northern regions during expeditions between 2003 and 2007. For three of the species, “we immediately identified them as new species,” said Glaw, a veteran herpetologist and curator at the Museum of Natural History in Munich.

“In general, these tiny chameleons are so small that it’s really hard to see the small differences with the naked eye,” he said.

The researchers warn that at least two of the newly-discovered chameleon species are extremely threatened because of habitat loss and deforestation in Madagascar.

Glaw, who has been going to Madagascar to research its ever-expanding list of amphibians and reptiles for a quarter century, said that B. micra may represent the limit of miniaturization possible for a vertebrate with complex eyes, but said it’s impossible to know for sure since each time scientists have proclaimed the discovery of the tiniest one yet, another, tinier species appears.

“Maybe there’s a potential for a smaller species,” Glaw said.

Another group of researchers recently announced the discovery of the world’s smallest frog species in Papua New Guinea. The scientists also declared it the world’s smallest vertebrate, but others contend that a species of angler fish is the smallest vertebrate yet discovered on Earth.

Glaw is planning another expedition to the region of Madagascar in November.

“I’m sure there are many surprises awaiting discovery,” he said.

The research is published in the Feb. 15 issue of the open access journal PLoS ONE.

These three little chameleons are causing quite a stir on the internets.

Last night, I posted a link to the BBC’s article on them. Then, I had two other people send me links, one from Der Spiegel and another that was a link to the same BBC article.

These things certainly do capture the imagination!

 

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Very tollerish:

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I’ll answer this tomorrow, so get your guesses in.I still have one of these queries out, which will be answered as early as tonight.

There are two names for this dog, but I’d like the one that more closely refers to what it looks like.

These dogs are usually golden sable from what I’m gathering, but if one ignores the sabling, this one looks like a prick-eared golden retriever:

This one appears to be a true gold:

As does this one:

The also come with bears and drop ears:

Yes. These are all the same breed.

The Answer.

 

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Gr. Ch. Palacegarden Malachy won this year's Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. He is a testament to how flexible dog DNA actually is, but he also testament to how bizarrely cruel man actually is to animals he claims to love.

Malachy was the  twelfth century Archbishop of Armagh, who had a vision in which he claimed to have seen the identity of the next 112 popes.

For that vision and from some miracles attributed to him, he was canonized as St. Malachy.

Ah but today we have a new Malachy who is ever bit as feted for his achievements at that Medieval Irish bishop.

Of course, I am talking about the 2012 Best in Show winner at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.

Malachy’s registered name is Gr. Ch. Palacegarden Malachy, and to honest with you, I am more than somewhat dismayed at this dog’s success.

That’s because contrary to what everyone tells you. Malachy is not a good example of the breed at all– if you bother to read the actual breed standard.

This is what the AKC standard, which he was being judged against, says about coat:

It is a long, coarse-textured, straight, stand-off outer coat, with thick, soft undercoat. The coat forms a noticeable mane on the neck and shoulder area with the coat on the remainder of the body somewhat shorter in length. A long and profuse coat is desirable providing it does not obscure the shape of the body. Long feathering is found on toes, backs of the thighs and forelegs, with longer fringing on the ears and tail.

I guess the breed judges have been ignoring the line about the coat not obscuring the shape of the body for a long time now. I’ve watched a lot of dog shows, and nearly every peke in those shows has looked like something that a very large cat has hawked up.

But because they are judges and they all know better than us, it’s okay to ignore the breed standard when it’s convenient.

Of course, as a dog, he’s a terrible example of his species.

One merely has to watch him walk. Here he is at a dog show in Georgia:

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You can tell by the way he uses his walk that he can’t walk.

He wobbles around.

That’s because pekingeses are extreme achondroplastic dwarfs, and unlike virtually every other dwarf breed in existence today, they are required to have a massive head and extremely heavy bone. In essence, they are bulldogs that are trying to be extremely long-haired dachshunds.

And in terms of brachycephaly, they totally surpass the bulldog for extremism.

I noticed that Malachy was carried to the ring last night. He walked very little, and the judge even made a special allowance for him so that he would go last and not have to walk as far as the other dogs when his gait was being judged.

And when he wond Best in Show, he was brought before the cameras panting heavily.

As I’ve noted time and again on this blog, brachycephaly– short muzzles– are extremely deleterious for dogs. The issue they have is that they have about the same amount of soft palate  as a normally muzzled dog, but it’s so scrunched up in that short muzzle that the soft palate always obstructs the airways in some fashion. In the worst cases, vets pare back that soft palate under anesthesia to give the dog a relatively unobstructed breathing. This exact procedure was performed on the Best in Show winning peke from 2003. It was attacked as a facelift in the media, but it was actually a procedure to remove some soft palate tissue to open up his airways. A facelift would have been against Kennel Club rules, but this procedure is okay— even if breeding for such short muzzles is the cause for these problems in the first place!

Now, dogs don’t just breathe through their airways. Their airways are their cooling system. When a dog pants, it passes air over the mucus membranes, causing evaporation. This causes the moisture on the mucus membranes to evaporate, which cools the dog.

If you create a dog in which the airways are blocked in any way, its ability to cool itself will be hampered.

And it’s not just the soft palate issue that causes problems for these dogs. Their tracheas are scrunched up in the back of their throats and are often smaller than normal, and their nostrils are often smaller.

All of these issues hamper the dog’s breathing and cooling system.

These dogs cannot live normal lives.  They can’t handle any heat, and I’ve actually read that the only time these dogs are as fully oxygenated as they should be is when they go under anesthesia and a breathing tube is placed down their tracheas.

Now, Malachy might have a nice life. He doesn’t have do much, and I’m sure he’s a well-socialized little dog who is loved and cherished.

But he has been bred to meet a breed standard that requires him to have a body that is totally dysfunctional.

If one were to put a collar on a dog that cause its airways to be as restricted as much as peke’s already are, one would likely be in violation of animal cruelty laws.

But because celebrated “ethical” breeders produce these dogs according to “the standard,” no one says a word.

There’s also a lot of cognitive dissonance in Pekingeses because they didn’t always look like this.

This breed was kept in the Forbidden City as the beloved family pets of Chinese royalty. The first of this breed ever to be seen in the West were stolen from the Imperial Summer Palace during the Second Opium War in 1860.

The dogs then were gradually smuggled out of China over the next 30 years.

The dogs from the Second Opium War were the basis for the Goodwood line of Pekingeses in the West. Here are some Goodwood pekes from an 1899 edition of Country Life Illustrated. They don’t look anything like Malachy.

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One might find dogs like these in pet lines of Pekingeses, but you’ll never see one winning a major dog show.

These dogs certainly were short-muzzled, but they weren’t so extremely short in the muzzle that they couldn’t breathe or cool themselves effectively.

Now, some may call me to task for attacking established practices in the dog fancy.

I’ll be called an animal rights fanatic– PETA member, a communist, an asshole, whatever.

But I can tell you that celebrating dogs like Malachy in the show ring is doing nothing to stop the real animal rights radicals from totally destroying domestic dog ownership.

That’s because they do have a point here.

Facts are on their side.

Now, you can deny facts all you want, but if the facts show that breeding dogs like these does result in welfare and health problems, your denialism winds up giving the animal rights radicals more ammunition.

And if you are not careful, we will see the passage of laws that will change the breed standards for you.

You don’t want that.

Trust me.

Because Austria is in the process of implementing laws that prevent breeders from breeding certain phenotypes, and these laws don’t paint with a narrow brush at all. They go after any potential conformation issue that might cause even a minor health problem, including blue dilute alopecia.  Yes, in Austria, it may soon be illegal to breed blue dobermans.

These laws are called Qualzucht laws. Qualzucht means “torture breeding” in German, and they were passed to prevent breeders from producing dogs with phenotypes that are associated with health and welfare issues.

If  dog breeders continue to celebrate dogs like Malachy and deny that there are any problems with producing dogs like him, they will continue to feed the animal rights monster.

I don’t see Malachy as the winner of Westminster. I see Qualzucht as the real winner here.

And it’s a spectacle that should give everyone interested in dogs a certain amount of discomfort.

Because what we’re seeing before us is a great moral travesty, but more and  more people are waking up to the very real problems that come from breeding for exaggerated conformation.

It will take much more than that before things really change.

But they will change– whether the fancy realizes it or not.

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Remember when I asked about these puppies?

Most of you thought they were yellow and black Labradors, but Jess figured out that their proportions were way off when compared to normal large breed puppies.

She was right.

These are Scottish terrier puppies. Here they are with their mother:

They were born in 2009.

One of the black puppies appears a bit off.

That’s because it’s a brindle.

The yellow puppies are wheaten Scottish terriers, which are e/e red to yellows, just like golden retrievers.

Most Scottish terriers of this color are on the paler end of the spectrum, but there are some darker yellows around.

 

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Rmoney

This is a photoshop, but it says a lot:

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I love this dog on SNL!

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