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You Can Lead a Horse to Water: - A Novel

You Can Lead a Horse to Water: - A Novel

A struggling family-man's tale and a struggling genius who might've wandered in from "Confederacy of Dunces."

2014

Robert Bruce Cormack

Robert Bruce Cormack

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The Haven

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Apr 9, 2025

In Your Dreams, Winona, In Your Dreams.

How my wife achieves harmony and disdain in the bedroom.

In Your Dreams, Winona, In Your Dreams.

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The Haven

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Robert Cormack

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Jun 28, 2024

Lullaby of Birdland.

That’s if we ever get the birds to shut up.

Lullaby of Birdland.

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Betterism

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Robert Cormack

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Nov 10, 2020

Why Nutty Relationships Work.

Do we love the unexpected, or are we just crazy for crazy?

Why Nutty Relationships Work.

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Oct 27, 2020

The Day President Trump Went To The “Y”

Where else can you go when John Fogerty tells you to take a hike?

The Day President Trump Went To The “Y”

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Oct 24, 2020

Turkey Sex.

Baste your bird, don’t debase it, for crying out loud.

Turkey Sex.

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Thought Thinkers

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3d ago

I’m Tired of Democrats Already

Trump should be in chains and his name up over a sewer. He won’t be, though.

I’m Tired of Democrats Already

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Thought Thinkers

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Robert Cormack

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Nov 2

My Problem With Buggery

It’s futile.

My Problem With Buggery

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Thought Thinkers

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Robert Cormack

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Oct 28

When Trust Falls, Voyeurism Rises

Why is it we’d rather watch?

When Trust Falls, Voyeurism Rises

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

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Robert Cormack

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Oct 20

He’s A Mutt

Will the midterms bring down Trump or will Trump bring down the midterms?

He’s A Mutt

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Thought Thinkers

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Robert Cormack

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Oct 16

Why My Wife Picks My Nose

She picks my clothes, too, but I doubt you care about that

Why My Wife Picks My Nose

Robert Cormack

Robert Cormack

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I did a poor imitation of Don Draper for 40 years before writing my first novel. I'm currently in the final stages of a children's book. Lucky me.

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