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Tag Archives: drinking
Managing Your Monkeys at Christmas
Once again, the holiday season is upon us, which means an abundance of Christmas parties, and with them comes the constant risk of over-indulging in monkeys. Monkeys are deeply woven into Christmas culture. Canadians are expected to spend $2.2 billion … Continue reading
Posted in Reading? Ugh!
Tagged alcohol, bad behavior, Christmas, Christmas parties, drinking, humor, monkeys, overindulging at Christmas, satire
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Simply mad about the booze
It seems not even sobriety will be saved from enjoying a made-for-Instagram moment, with new hashtaggable terms like “mindful drinking” and “sober curious.” No longer do you have to feel left out or uncool for being sober. You maybe don’t … Continue reading
Posted in It Could Happen...
Tagged Cocktails, drinking, fads, humor, millennials, mindful drinking, New York Times, parody, sober curious, sobriety, trends
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Three Minutes of Gardening and 30 Seconds of Heavy Drinking: Endless Winter Edition
Hello, and welcome to “Three Minutes of Gardening and 30 Seconds of Heavy Drinking.” I’m your host, Garland Faunt-Lubberly. As I gaze out the window of my humble cottage onto the fields filled with snow and the occasional corpse of … Continue reading
Posted in Reading? Ugh!
Tagged drinking, endless winter, gardening, Garland Faunt-Lubberly, humour, parody, spring
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Hell is sober people
Having consumed my entire life’s quota of alcohol during the first half of my adult life, I no longer drink at all. Recently, though, I had to attend a work-related reception and dinner in Montreal, and though I did not … Continue reading
Posted in It Could Happen...
Tagged alcohol, drinking, humor, poop emoji, sobriety, social functions, socializing sober
27 Comments
Drinking Tips for Teens ’84
Another excursion into my teen journals. I was 18 when I wrote this, in the spring of 1984, and I think now that, at that age, I should have had it more together. But it was still high school, my … Continue reading
Posted in It Really Did Happen!
Tagged 1984, angst, drinking, driving in cars, memories, nostalgia, teen years, teenagers
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