-On the first day of school I ask a little boy his name and he responds, "Well, my momma calls me ghettos if you want to call me that."
-One of my students stole money from my desk.
-I heard a group of my students debating the scariest movie they have seen: Chucky, The Grudge, or Saw III.
-I call a parent to discuss their students behavior with them and their voicemail message is a rap song.
-I hear a little boy ask a little girl, "Let me see you boobies."
-One of my students takes a piece of paper rolls it up and brings it to his lips and says, "Smokin'!"
-During a fire drill we have a cop at school to escort the students across the street to the designated safe area. I hear one of my little boys say to another student, "That is the po po. You better watch out 'cause they'll get ya. Just like they got my daddy."
Gotta love it!