Monthly Archives: February 2013

Life of Pi (2012)

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Spectacular visuals, brilliant animals, a use of 3D which is almost convincing (but final proof that the effect is a barrier to immersion). Fine. But, ultimately, Pi is deeply insulting to the natural world it works so hard to depict so well. Firstly; faux spirituality – a ‘have your cake and eat it’ approach to religion (Muslim, Hindu, and Christian?), a gawping Westerner finding faith by staring at the mandalas and tealights of India – that country where we eat, pray and love our way to enlightenment. Then; the beautiful, brutal, astounding tiger, but, hey, not as good as God or faith right? Extend its tale; captured, entrapped in a zoo, fed goat for spectacle, shipwrecked, ‘tamed’, forced to survive, emaciated and left to die in a foreign jungle. And all we humans, and by extension our God, can think is; wah wah; will it look back at us or not?

Lie Life of Pi . 2012 . Ang Lee

Reviewed by Screen150 

Django Unchained (2013)

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Ok, ok I’m sorry – I’m really truly sorry. I can’t apologise anymore for what happened, and thought I wasn’t supposed to be laughing and then the entire audience did anyway, so I kind of laughed along even though secretly, I felt like we were all committing some grievous faux pas. I’m just feel really bad – for everything to be honest. So, let’s just say: Slavery, we apologise. All of us. Apologising right now. Sorry. Very, very sorry. Is that enough? Hard to tell. I mean, I’m not getting any indication that things are alright now, so I guess I should just keep apologising. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Really I am. I can’t believe all the stuff we did and I feel really bad about it. Really bad. Is there a charity I can donate to that will make it all better? Oh, but you can apologise for Tarantino’s performance. You dicks.

Django Unchained . 2013 . Quentin Tarantino

Reviewed by Dan Carpenter