So the dogs woke me up at 3:45 a.m. to go out for a urinary jaunt.
Upon opening the door and getting a face full of cold air as I let them out and back in, I was immediately wide awake.
Trying to find something on the TV to knock me back out again, I watched the end of a MacGyver episode. (For the big finale, he used two silver candlesticks wrapped in bare wires to conduct electricity and defibrillated a man’s heart to bring him back to life. So what did you do at work today? Top that.)
When the mulleted magician was done, I was still wide awake. Surfing the channels, I found a show on the grid entitled “Humanzee” on the Science network. I thought to myself, that will do the trick. I’ll be conked out in 8 minutes.
Instead I was fascinated by the story of this chimpanzee brought from Africa in 1960. It turned out to act differently from all other chimps. Oliver preferred to walk upright. His cranial features were more humanoid than the average Zippy the Chimp. The animal trainers it lived with said it was capable of doing tasks and that other chimps shunned it.
Strange indeed.
At around the age of 16, Oliver’s libido took over and resulted in his being sold by his original owners, beginning an odyssey around the globe. There was talk that Oliver was a hybrid between a chimp and a human.
I still can’t believe I fell back to sleep with this animal mystery on the TV screen, but I did.
So, thanks to Youtube, I tracked down the rest of the episode in six parts.
Here is the first of the videos, so you can see why I wanted to know more.
Oliver image, MacGyver Image, upright Oliver image
Oh where oh where can I order one of these?
Who greenlighted this piece of dreck?
Talk about a will to live.
The Squirrel Queen 