Oh where oh where can I order one of these?
I don’t care so much about the pickpocket option, but I would be interested in one that doesn’t fling its own poo. Or anyone else’s poo for that matter. No poo flinging in general, just to be clear.
Oh, and non-smoking of course.
Via: Sober in a Nightclub
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Tagged alcoholic beverages, ales, beer, freaky animals, funny, funny animals, funny posters, liquors, monkey flinging poo, monkeys, pets, poo, trained drinking monkey, weird
I spotted this on Saturday in Paris, Tennessee and I think it applies to me.
Posted in animals, cars, My Legion, ouch, Too much info
Tagged bumper stickers, funny, funny bumper stickers, nuttier than a squirrel turd, Paris Tennessee, squirrels
One man (Louie) leaves his key to his apartment with a friend before heading out of town for a week in early December.
Inspired friend invites mischievous elves loaded with Christmas paper and tape over to the temporarily-vacant abode.
Wrapping ensued.
Everything got the treatment, including dish towels, curtains, light switch plates and the food inside the fridge and freezer. Nothing escaped their paper.
More Christmas merriment to further tweak your need for alternative carols.
It’s by The Vestibules’ Christmas on Acid with visuals from most of your favorite holiday cartoons. Ahhh, nostalgia.
HT Raincoaster
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Tagged cartoons, Christmas, Christmas cartoons, Christmas on Acid, funny, funny Christmas, holidays, Pop Culture, television, The Vestibules, weird, weird Christmas
I ran across this mash-up of Han Solo from Star Wars and Tony Montana from Scarface over at the Entertainment Weekly site.
It’s funny stuff, although there is some adult language involved. Hey, it’s Tony freakin’ Montana people. Of course, there are some F-bombs involved.
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EW also has a Star Trek/A-Team mash-up, if you’re so inclined.
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Tagged funny, Han Solo, mash-ups, mashups, Movies, Pop Culture, Scar Wars, Scarface, Sci fi, Science fiction, Star Wars, Star Wars Scarface mash-up, Tony Montana
Happy Thanksgiving to all who stop by here today.
Posted in cats, food, holidays
Tagged food, funny, funny Thanksgiving, Happy Thanksgiving, holidays, pumpkin pie, stop motion, Thanksgiving, turkeys
You’ve always heard about actors whose talent is praised by the phrase “could read the phone book” and hold an audience’s attention.
Christopher Walken pulls off the adage, but instead of using the yellow pages, he recites Lady Gaga’s pop hit “Poker Face.”
There’s been another recent rendition of the same tune. South Park’s Cartman character breaks out his best Lady Gaga in Episode 11 “Whale Whores” of Season 13.
No bluffing, both performances are comedy gold.
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Tagged Cartman, Cartman Poker Face, Christopher Walken, funny, Lady Gaga, Poker Face, Poker Face covers, South Park
I ran across this new Halloween-themed song by Jill Sobule.
Laughter ensued.
I think the title of her ditty says it all – “Women Whose Halloween Costume Is Just That They’re Slutty.”
Here’s a snippet.
It’s women whose Halloween costume is just that they’re slutty
That’s not a costume at all. What happened to Witches and monsters?
They left the Halloween Ball
You can go over to Huffington Post and just read the rest of the lyrics, but I recommend you listen to Sobule’s Halloween song to get the full effect.
The lack of imagination in recent costume seasons is underwhelming. Sobule speaks out about slutty holiday garb, and this is coming from someone who “Kissed a Girl.”
If you don’t mind undead hot chicks, I can show you a zombie calendar girl.
If you want to see some really creative costumes, check out this post of sushi Halloween costumes from last year.
I got a copy of this video in my e-mail the other day and had to share for all you fans of both sports and dogs.
I know we’re in the midst of football season, but this is a basketball-related one.
He dribbles … he scores!
I love an amiable hound who is eager to participate and please.
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Tagged basketball, basketball dog, dogs, dribbling, dribbling dog, fun, funny, funny dogs, funny pets, pets, sports
The Squirrel Queen 