---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☑ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Player Count}---
☐ Lock your doors and discord calls
☑ Only solo
☐ Better solo
☐ Play it your way
☐ Better with friends
☐ You need friends
☐ Replace your old friends with new ones

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☑ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Average Solitaire Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Jank Souls
☐ Just press “A”
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Mindful(less)ness}---
☐ I don’t remember...
☐ 2 + 2 = who cares
☐ Objectives come and go
☑ Immersion achieved
☐ Some complexity or puzzles
☐ Chess, but on a screen
☐ Might require a Quadratic Formula

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ It‘ll replace your life
☐ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Average depends an DLC
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☑ Story?

---{Game Time}---
☐ To infinity and beyond
☐ Long
☐ Average
☑ Short
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ I can’t say

---{Price}---
☐ There is no “price”
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Wait for a deal
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Hate playing, but can’t stop
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Dev Expectations}---
☐ Expect to hate your developers
☐ Wreck-it Ralph works here
☑ No game support
☐ It just works
☐ HAHA Game go brrrr
☐ Passion project

---{Monetization}---
☐ Money tree required
☐ Pay2Win
☐ Pay2Play
☐ Cosmetics only
☐ Free if you play enough
☑ One and done

The classic pirate game that allows you to freely explore the Caribbean. Might be old, but still a very fun game for when you want to play something not too intense.

This is a great game as apprentice. But once you step up in class to journeymen, the swordsmen you face are an all together different species. They are wicked fast and move like lightning. Best to stay in the apprentice saddle before you step up in class. That's all I'll say after 9 hours