I cannot under any circumstance recommend this game to any sane person. This is a game that is designed to piss you off, it is straight up a streamer rage bait game.

I played this for about an hour and already quit, it is miserable. It feels like almost everything is designed to be as tedious and annoying as humanly possible and yet it genuinely feels like a lot of the positive reviews are only because of the gooner bait character you play as, watching her fat ass clap back like a stink bug when crouch walking through vents.

Weird and clunky physics

A tutorial level that doesn’t even teach you the basic controls or how to play

Having to jump at pixel perfect angles or else you die

Taking fall damage just from falling 2 feet

Zero checkpoints and limited saves, having to reload your save upon death which sometimes results in 15+ minutes of progress lost like it’s a 90s survival horror game

Dying in two hits from everything yet there’s no regenerating health instead you have to use medkits

The terrible camera that focuses on your ass rather than your surroundings and is so zoomed in that I can’t see when enemies are right behind me and they kill me instantly, yet there’s no FOV slider

A Metroidvania game and yet there’s no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map or any indication of where you’re supposed to go

A terrible inventory UI where I take damage trying to rapidly grab items to progress

And getting shot and killed in one hit by an enemy that was out of my field of vision before I even have a chance to react

I’ve heard a lot of horror stories about the “Yellow Area”

Yellow Area this, Yellow Area that

Yeah no thanks. My God have mercy on your sins.

The fact that this game is retailed at $14.99 is honestly offensive to the senses, and the fact that there are THREE of these games makes me believe that this is a money laundering scheme.

Is there anything good about this game?

The music is pretty good. And the game is well optimized. That’s pretty much it.

There is almost zero attempt to even tell a story or give me as a player any incentive to even get invested in the suffering. It low-key mocks you for even playing it, so just don’t waste your time.

buena trama

injoyabl