Hello, Welcome to The Church Of Ayylmao

In 1836 The Ayylmao Church was founded. In 1846 The Church had began sacrificing goats and babies. We declared the AK47 and our Shoes as our primary weapon, our shoe was our secondary weapon. In 1847 The Church declared war on the Police for abuse and raiding our building. Our praying to the Sloth has finally paid off. We began the Seven Years Of War, The Sloth had guided us through this War and after the 7 years we had won. It was massive casualities for both sides. We signed a peace treaty and we became friends. We taught the other side our ways of the Sloth.

-Our weapon is the AK47 and our shoes
-The Sloth is our god
-If you mess with us we will kill you
-The Sloth Will Guide You

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