The Lard's Prayer

Our Gaben, who art in Bellevue
Rotund be thy shape
Thy Half-life (never) come
Thy will be done on Earth
as it is in VALVe
Give us this day our daily vidya
And forgive us our pirating
as we forgive those who pirate alongside us
May VAC lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from hacking
For thine kingdom is the VALVe
the Steam, and the vidya
For ever and ever
Gaben