ABOUT The Ham Mafia

The Ham Shank Crime Family - Nothing Personal, Just Personal Business

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/ZjkvGrk

Congratulations on finding the Ham Mafia. If you don't cause any trouble then there will be no problems. As long as you follow the sacred laws and the hamily code of conduct, you're going to be a great asset to the Hamily Business.

If you are here for the ham shanks, go to the Ham Circulation and wait for a request by our distributors. https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ham_mafia/discussions/3/2479690531130900100/

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The Ham Shank Crime Family

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The Hamily Business (aka. The Ham Mafia, the Hamily, The Hammy House, etc) was founded on September 30, 2018. It's a place with renown history and originally based in Team Fortress 2. It has faced many rivalries including the Pan Militia, The Fish Gang, the Pan Mafia, the Iron Demoknights, other melee based groups, and itself. The server was originally founded by the Donfather, followed by Fist Full O' Spam, Right Ham Man, and Hamford as Underboss Enforcement. With the Bosses came Caporegimes leading subgroups of soldiers into battle. As the Hamily grew and spread, its base and influence spread as well, dealing with many controversies and strengthening its own ideals for years to come, the ideals that only one item and group will prosper. - the Ham Shank and the Hamily Business.

Wish to climb the ranks of the Hamily Business? Become an associate of the glorious Ham Mafia today, with a completely accurate structure of the Cosa Nostra - not to mention, a complementary ham upon joining. Do Ham Raids with fellow made men while increasing your reputation and status. Be apart of our Empire and share the power of fear and ham.
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Roles:

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In order of precisely Top to Bottom:

The Don - The Boss of the Hamily Business
Consigliere - The Indirect Adviser to the Don
Sotto Caporegime / Underboss - Manager of the Hamily Business - handle Caporegimes
Caporegimes - Captains that lead regimes of soldiers that can conduct Ham Raids.
Soldiers - Made Men that conduct business under the orders of Caporegimes
Associates - Mere associates or business partners that aren't officially in the Hamily Business yet
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Gameplay:

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Ham Raids: A Ham Raid is where a Capo leads a party together and makes us known to the community.
While on a raid, you MUST use a Ham Shank and have | Ham Mafia | in your name. To participate in a Ham Raid, look at the #ham-raid-schedule (Discord) or on our steam calendar.

Social Club: The Ham Mafia's TF2 community server. Join our main Discord server for additional details.

Blockwalk Hampire: The official Minecraft server of the Ham Mafia with a separate Discord server. Additional details about Blockwalk are available on the Discord.

Blockwalk Hampire Discord: https://discord.gg/xDGT6ybrFV

Discord Server[discord.gg]
Youtube Channel
Ham Circulation

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RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

ANNUAL PROPAHAMDA CONTEST 2026

March 27 - The Donfather | Ham Mafia | | 0 Comments

(ON DISCORD)

As promised in the previous announcement, I hereby declare the commencement of the 2026 Annual Propahamda Contest. The talented artists of the Organization will have a chance to claim a glorious prize of an Unusual Yule Hog, alongside the opportunity to solidify their legacy in Propahamda History. The @ᑭIᒪᒪᗩᖇ Oᖴ ᑭᖇOᑭᗩᕼᗩᗰᗪᗩ role will also be handed out to those with artisan-quality submissions.

We expect the best of the best, the more effort and creativity you put in - higher chance you got of winning. All forms of media will be accepted, including but not limited to: posters, drawings, sfm animations, and physical pieces.

Winners will be decided by the Bosses, the Caporegimes, the Giustos (if they are not competing) and Caleb Hutt (leader of the Propahamda Division / Ministry of Propahamda). All entries will go in #contest-entry-2026 , ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and conversations are discouraged.Repeat offenses within the text channel may result in a disqualification from the contest, or a mute for the entire duration of the contest.

Rules
- DEADLINE: APRIL 12th 2026, 12 PM PST / 3 PM EST
- You must include the amount of time that was spent to create the Propahamda Piece in your submission, alongside an appropriate title
- The art can be any form, physical/digital: (GIFs, posters, projects, photoshop, memes, texturepacks, wallpapers, assets, videos, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ marble sculpture for all that it matters)
- All entries MUST be related to Ham Mafia in some way, shape, or form
- The work must be yours (no ♥♥♥♥)
- NO previous entries or submitting pre-made work. Entries must've been created/worked on during the duration of this year's contest (this will be checked)
- You can submit as many entries as you'd like, but they must be sent in the #contest-entry-2026 channel to count.
- NO AI (obviously)

**Prizes**
1st place: Current Conductor Unusual Yule Hog gifted by the Donfather (to signify the glorious reign of the Hamily's entry into 2026)
2nd place: Professional Genuine KS Ham Shank
3rd Place: Specialized Genuine KS Ham Shank
+ @ᑭIᒪᒪᗩᖇ Oᖴ ᑭᖇOᑭᗩᕼᗩᗰᗪᗩ role for all significant winners (or honorable mentions!)

The judging period will commence immediately after the deadline, and may last up to 24 hours. Channel will be locked at the deadline. We are looking forward to seeing all the material produced, and your glorious submissions. I've also attached some entries from previous winners as examples/inspiration. Good luck gentlemen, and Buono fortuna

Also congratulations to @yourlocalbro, @calebhutt, @krows_ghost, and @origamistefan for receiving the @ᑭIᒪᒪᗩᖇ Oᖴ ᑭᖇOᑭᗩᕼᗩᗰᗪᗩ role. May their contributions never be forgotten!

Ham > All
Long Live The Hamily Business,
-The Bosses

March 26 - The Donfather | Ham Mafia | | 0 Comments

GIVING RECOGNITION TO THE PROPAHAMDA ARTISTS: THE GREAT ENLIGHTENMENT
Good morning Gentlemen, it is no doubt that the Ham Mafia has consistently seen talent over the years. We have had hundreds of posters and pieces made in our name, yet many of these propahamda legends do not get the recognition they deserve. Many of their artworks go unseen... Lost to the sands of time, and only visible to a handful of people in the organization. This will no longer be the case. Effective immediately, we will be taking multiple steps to honor our glorious talent, and solidify their legacies for generations.

New Role Awarded to Legendary Propahamda Artists
@ᑭIᒪᒪᗩᖇ Oᖴ ᑭᖇOᑭᗩᕼᗩᗰᗪᗩ will be awarded to legendary artists!
- Comes with embed perms
- Will be awarded to Talent who have won Propahamda Contests, made legendary pieces, or have forged works displayed in the Propahamda Museum
- May also be obtained via reaching out, and requesting it with your work

Propahamda Museum Update
After years of no activity, all significant pieces made in the last 4-5 years will be added to the Propahamda Museum
- Future works will be added to it retroactively, instead of updated in large batches
- All works, if possible, will be properly credited alongside its creation date

2026 ANNUAL PROPAHAMDA CONTEST IMMINENT
We shall announce the 2026 Annual Propahamda Contest, with a grand prize, in order to allow the opportunity for fresh talent to make a name for themselves
- Will be announced in the near future

Widespread Distribution & Marketing of Works
- And finally, the greatest concern. We will launch a campaign to spread our propahamda in order for those outside of our Organization to see. To do what Propahamda is meant to do, honor and spread the good word of the Hamily. For what good is artwork, that nobody can see?
- The Ministry of Propahamda will be receiving orders to flood Reddit, and to distribute pieces made in our name
- We will resurrect the Ham Mafia Twitter account, and post our artworks on there with proper credit

Praise be to our glorious propahamda artists, for there is no greater service than creating works to be enjoyed in our name
Ham > All,
Long Live the Hamily Business
-The Bosses