Greatness can be overlooked. Especially in an Aussie

Toast is just twice cooked bread

YOU GOT 23 HOURS TILL THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FKING EARTH

My heart belongs to the moon

⣽⣿⣿⡾⢤⣃⣢⠡⢑⠨⠄⣁⢡⢨⣆⣗⣼⡘⢔⠡⣂⠣
⣿⣿⣟⣟⡯⡳⡗⢸⢼⡨⣑⢠⡣⡱⣙⣚⠜⡼⢵⢉⢶⡻
⣿⣟⣽⠗⢡⢓⢡⢸⢿⢰⠘⡸⣯⢪⠈⡱⡇⡺⢜⡆⣷⢹
⣅⢫⢆⠂⡐⠚⢈⠰⢙⢰⠈⠄⠏⠘⠁⠄⡇⠈⠁⢛⣛⢳
⣸⠔⣣⡂⢳⣍⣀⠃⠄⢸⠄⠄⠇⠄⣁⣠⣇⣆⠄⠂⠣⡁
⡫⠄⠇⢢⡘⡻⣶⣮⣷⣾⣶⣷⣿⢬⣵⠞⣛⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄
⡟⡂⠐⠄⣧⣶⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣴⣾⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢽⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⢠⠇
⣀⡀⣤⡠⡄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡟⣉⠄⠄⢠⠖⡠⣊⠘
⣿⣿⣼⣻⣞⡶⠈⠻⣿⣿⣟⣻⣯⠞⠃⢠⣭⣅⣶⣾⣿⣶
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠿⣿⣿
⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡐⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛

What are the rules of the gentleman!?
Shower her with affection!
The first rule!
Old, young, it matters not!
The second rule!
Flatter her with compliments!
The thiiiiiiird rule!
This is an emergency, and the list must abridged, but never forget the final rule!
The cardinal rule! The one thing you must never do to a woman!
More important than never making her cry...Never, ever, raise raise your hand to a womaaaan!