The Fat Controller
Elijah "Coach" Parnell
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
CS2 Community Manager for Dfrag [dfrag.gg]
Rifler for The Bardolphs [www.thebardolphs.com]
Beer Production Expert / Entry Fragger Savant [www.hltv.org]
:gr_corn::ADNalert: Enjoyer of Yellow, Forced to wear Purple:pinkFlowerNKOA::PurpleSphere:
CS2 Community Manager for Dfrag [dfrag.gg]
Rifler for The Bardolphs [www.thebardolphs.com]
Beer Production Expert / Entry Fragger Savant [www.hltv.org]
:gr_corn::ADNalert: Enjoyer of Yellow, Forced to wear Purple:pinkFlowerNKOA::PurpleSphere:
Currently Offline
Favorite Guide
Created by - Shmeaty McBeaty
574 ratings
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Salien Stats
Level Reached
25
Bosses Fought
18

Experience Earned
27,890,152
Favorite Group
This group collects user with STEAM-Level 130 or higher.
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Members
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Online
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Favorite Game
Completionist Showcase
3
Perfect Games
20
Achievements in Perfect Games
Items Up For Trade
1,873
Items Owned
1,497
Trades Made
8,089
Market Transactions
Send me an offer.
Awards Showcase
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Awards Received
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Awards Given
Recent Activity
13.9 hrs on record
last played on May 24
9,001 hrs on record
last played on May 22
464 hrs on record
last played on May 17
May 21 @ 7:06am 
this guy scrambles his eggs like he scrambles me and my wifes marriage
May 6 @ 5:22am 
signed by Supers, thanks for being a fan!
May 5 @ 9:51pm 
signed by Zoot, thanks for being a fan!
Apr 28 @ 9:53pm 



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Apr 9 @ 11:27am 
meow
Apr 9 @ 4:31am 
Hi Elijah,

I hope this message finds you well!

I am reaching out today to bring an important matter to your attention regarding the team known as DXA. It has come to my attention that a substitution needs to be made within the roster composition of said team. Specifically, it would be greatly beneficial if the player currently identified as c4put could be substituted out in favor of the player known as myst99.

I would like to take a moment to express my sincere appreciation for your time and efforts in addressing this matter. Your assistance in facilitating this transition would be incredibly valuable and deeply appreciated by all stakeholders involved.

Please do not hesitate to reach out should you require any further clarification or additional information regarding this request. I look forward to your response!

Warm regards and best wishes 😊🙏