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🐴🔥 DONG DONG QIANG 💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩🙌🏻💯 🐴🔥 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE FIRE HORSE 🐴🔥 and you know what that means, you qipao VIXENS 😋👩👀 It’s time to gallop into your AHGONG👴👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵’s hearts with your SLICKEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊 and your most shameless sweet-talk in PERFECT Mandarin 😌✨ Because this year we’re doing SPEED, CONFIDENCE, and “mǎ dào chéng gōng” energy, baby 🐴💨💥 Keep your nails fresh 💅, your smile dangerous 😈, and your pockets ready to lasso the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🧧💰🉐 Like, clip-clop straight to the red packet table and act innocent while you loot politely 😇🐴 Get your ssssecret 💕 love notes ready for your 大哥’s spicy 红包 aura 😩🔥 (respectfully) and don’t forget to flirt-charm your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂🧑 with peak “I miss you sooo much” acting 🎭🥺 Snack

🏮GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 SNAKE 🐍 You know what this means 👀 for all the 👧 XIAO MEIMEIS 👧 Time to get sexy ♨ and wear your tightest 👚 QIPAO 👗👠 because 大哥's SNAKE is sliding up your legs tonight! 😈 Don't forget to show AHGONG 👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊😜😜 for those THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼❗❗ when DA GE 🧑comes to your house 🏡 show him your lucky 👙 RED UNDERWEAR 👙 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶 or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 If you get more than 8️⃣

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