you owe me 50 bucks, buckeroo

If harambe 🐒 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my ♥♥♥♥ out 😏 💯 😎 🍆

OK It's just funny you take time out of your busy day to write a pointless email to me, I honestly couldn't care what you think, I run a very successful business, own a 6 bedroom house and drive a Mercedes, I ♥♥♥♥ing love my life 😂😂 bet you live in a shed. Have a nice life you ♥♥♥♥ing loser.

H-hey Bas, do you remember me from Biology? Freshman year? It's Laura. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk.

So you're going by "Bas" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

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