I booted this game up thinking I’d carry a glass. Singular. Maybe a wine glass. Something classy... Instead, I found myself in what feels like the fever dream of a drunk IKEA employee and a physics engine held together with duct tape, glue and regrets, but fear less, i need a friend to play this with but,

It’s like I lost all my friends, wandered into an orphanage of rejected game mechanics, found the weirdest one in the corner, handed it a pane of glass and whispered, “Buddy, let’s go break everything society holds dear.”

Next thing I know, we’re running through the world like two Autistic raccoons with a pane of glass and zero emotional stability. Repeatedly missing the jumps or making them only my friend to bump the glass into the wall like he thinks hes humping a dead moose

lunched the game due to per-pressure... Mistake 1
loaded into the game and was meet with season pass screen, wait did i say meet?, i meant i had the season pass shoved down my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ throat....

spent 39 years ageing looking for a game in a 4 man lobby only for it to fail and have to wait another 2 days for one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game to come though....

finally got into the game and i was shown a loading screen of how to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play... was all dandy until my mates said we where in game and my screen was black.... randomly hit f as after spending 20 mins staring at the instructions i clearly knew it was to jump the ♥♥♥♥ out the plane

Jumped out and landed, finally the game screen comes on and works, end up following my mates like a lost puppy and running from one side of the map to the other being chased by the Morden day gas chamber of an island we jumped onto for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason... the Blue gas which is selective on the time it wants to move cuaght up to me and i started chocking....

low health, knees weak, arms heavy... mate turns around shoots me as i might of got a happy trigger finger and shot him no scope style... his shoot downs me.... another mate behind me then whipes his c-ock out and ends my life with one shot to the head...

and now the real tittle of the game "running from auschwitz simulator..."
2/10 experience