+rep nice profile😉

+rep nice profile😉

+rep did i ever tell you the story of how i met this hunky monkey? I can't explain this to you without you first understanding what a 'wallcummer' is. A wallcummer is a depraved individual who blasts his meat so often and is so addicted to anime a$$ that he no longer has any regard for furniture, his own clothes and his walls when he lets out his exhausted raw forced a$$ 9th nut of the day. That wasn't relevant to anything btw just wanted to share that. We just met at church.

-rep The other day I found myself gallivanting around my local ALDI, browsing for some scrumptious shredded chicken. Specifically some salt and chilli flavour as those just slap my ♥♥♥♥ off in just the right way! As I'm having a goosey for them, this handsome grizzled hunk approached me and asked if I had seen a small Mexican child running around the shop. I said no but that I'd help him look, we wrangled the child up hiding underneath the confectionery aisle and dragged him to the hunk's van. The kid was screaming something in Spanish and I just assumed he didn't want to go home or something, idk. The saucy little pirate chucked the kid in the van pretty aggressively after that. Anyway I think I am now an accessory to a kidnapping because of this utter stud.

+rep, this guy knows his way around stilts. Like fr this mother trucker is actually a prodigy when hes stood on sticks. I once witnessed him sodomise a poor old woman with 1 of his stilts while maintaining his balance on the other. Pretty sure he was also schlonging his meat at the same time as well, actual multi task god. But yeah he is pretty good on stilts tho like he can walk real well. And he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ some old lady with it as well, don't know if she even lived she went quiet after like 20 seconds. Yeah I was bit busy so I just left. +rep anyway he is pretty cool as well tbf even without the stilt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

+rep bundle of love, just a stellar guy with an incredible talent for cricket. I mean, have you seen this chap smack a ball into the outer atmosphere without even trying?? The guy's a cricket maestro. Like, for real, he makes me blush when he smacks that ♥♥♥♥. Dammmmmmmn, can't get it out of my head.