1: Hit and run (if you hit me and leave my face will glow red from anger).
2: If you sac ward my map (don’t be a psy, let’s see what you got).
3: Face camping and tunneling at 5 gens (learn to move your ass around a lil and check the objectives out).
4: Hitting me on hook (try it, I’ll ruin the match).
5: Humping me on ground (dw bro I’ll just tab out to stare at my bank account, something you don’t have, broke bum).
6: Blight (really bro? killers not easy enough already?).
6: Double purple add-on Dracula (this is how I know you don’t talk to girls).
7: Slugging (just hook me so we can get it over with bro).
8: Tunneling (cmon man I know you want me bad but go for someone else and get a job).
9: Nurse (I’ll try running edge map or around a rock, if it doesn’t work I’m done man).
10: Killer sweating in general (cmon man it ain’t that serious, this is not the Olympic grand finals tournament, let me do a gen without it blowing up and blocking every 30 seconds).
11: Waiting out my dead hard (just swing when you’re in range bro it’s not hard).
12: Waiting out my Decisive Strike (I can see your hairline from the back of your head, chill out man).
13: Killer moonwalks (you’re not michael jackson, you’re a no soul killer learn to chase without cheating).
14: Nodding your head after hitting me through a pallet (easiest way for me to stop caring man).
15: Oni (cmon bro, we no you have no girl, hairline, and you think you’re a powerhouse despite only being 5'5).
16: Wesker (if you play him you’re 100% 5 foot nothing with a nasally voice and an ego, chill bro).
17: Teammates doing nothing (need I say more? get on a gen you dumba).
18: Trash teammates (I def dodged 10 lobbies before staying in your match, especially the trevtards and leons).
19: Bad ping (it’s 2024 and you’re in the best gaming region yet you still have poverty internet).
20: LATAMS (they have proven to be the worst region of players that consist of toxic cheesers, bad ping, terrible plays and a lack of any good survivor drip, almost like they’re not real)

To be honest there's not that much I'd DC over than a killer bringing a map offering. AND If I say GG, I won. If I don’t, consider it a silent L for both of us.