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So the other day I was naked, playing with my hamster on my stomach, then it suddenly crawled inside my vagina, and it won’t come out. I tried to tempt it out with a carrot but it still won’t come out. It really likes it’s new home, it’s been up there for two days now and I’m getting used to it, but it keeps scratching at my g spot which is soooooo nice, but I’m worried about getting too wet and drowning it. Help meeee

So you're going by "Gavin" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic................

I just saw Infinity War. It was honestly pretty good. But got kinda weird when Thanos said "there's no watermelon and fried chicken where you're going, ♥♥♥♥♥♥" right before killing Black Panther.

Then he looked right into the camera and said "all people of color in the audience, please leave my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ theater".

9/10 film.

I simply cannot understand why people are against necrophilia. if the person is dead, then what's wrong with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them? it's not like a dead person can have a child. there truly is nothing better than the felling of a cold, juicy, dead ♥♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥. most people turn away from necrophilia at the sight, but i guarantee that it is worth your time. i also heard somewhere that it's illegal? as i mentioned before this makes no sense to me. i have an IQ of 160 and if you tell me that necrophilia is a bad thing, it is CLEARLY your inferior IQ talking. peasants like you can stick to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alive people while i drench in those moist, delicious corpses.

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