Recent reviews by Astriel

According to the late Norm Macdonald the ideal joke is one in which the setup is the same as the punchline. Here is my attempt:

Sony bought Bungie to teach their other studios how to do live-service right.

Despite all their efforts their endeavours fell flat across the board, because Sony bought BUNGIE to teach their other studios how to do live-service "RIGHT."

Another Crab's Treasure is a whimsical little game, combining the spirit and aesthetics of late 90's 3D platformers with modern more engaging combat. It's a perfect intersection between a game highly enjoyable for adults and one that can be an interested child's entry into more complex games.

This game is exploration and wonder incarnate.

Great game.
Good developers.
Some bad community managers.
Horrible publisher, but they did the right thing in the end.

Everything a game should strife to be.

Beaver builds dam. Beaver is happy.