waters wake up

come home sweet brooksie, it's feeding time

+rep good teammate ◡‿◡, can you add me?

Hah just imagine, you're passing by admiring the nebula. Then out of nowhere you see the engine and lights from that ship turn on and head strait on your tail. Then you blow it up cause it's an flimsy interceptor.

Brooksie :)

u/JUSTICEvvBEAVER has been mocking me after I posted a few comments and a post that questioned the future of Mordhau. He is continuing to mock me and I am offended by this. I do admit, however, that I overreacted towards u/St0uty in one of my comments. I had just been going through a rough time when that had happened. If u/JUSTICEvvBEAVER continues to mock or insult me, I would like to have him removed for his unchivalrous behavior. Again, I am quite offended and if this persists, I will not be afraid to write poorly about this subreddit on r/gaming and other subreddit's and/or websites. Thank you.

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

Waiterboy : gwa never lose
Waiterboy : until; we lose
Waiterboy : and then disband

You spam feint the entire time essentially gambling that he won't just attack you, and honestly if anyone were going against that - attacking you is then like playing red in roulette when 80% of the wheel is red. It's a pretty gimme bet.

I couldn't read your text as my Earl grey tea was more important. What you have to whine about across the forum is not
of consequence to me at all.

At ease soldier!

I'll try to explain. The most effective way to win in Chivalry is to ♥♥♥♥ up the game's real time swing manipulation (you can move your mouse to alter your attack while swinging your weapon) and animation system as much as possible to make your attacks difficult to read in order to throw off your opponents timing/parries. Spinning like a ballerina on cocaine, jerking your mouse around like a spastic chimpanzee, staring at your own feet or the sky while shoving your butt into your opponents crotch to attack them from below with an overhead swing... that sort of nonsense. Problem is, this way of playing the game eats away at your soul. You subconsciously know you're basically cheating, exploiting the game's poorly implemented melee combat for some cheap victories. Eventually you either quit the game to salvage your sanity, or you embrace the cheese and become a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on https://np.reddit.com/r/chivalrygame who pretends to be a noob

time to pug honey

hello waters

Yarnu dog, hexen aci, and sir clay are all the best players in world. Pretty sure colonial star guys is good too. he make montage with music. He NEVER die in montage, and he always READ all feint en montage. But that whole nemesis clan is rlly good. best players. and most toxic clan NA./

You do realize you are still under an NDA with us right? I would remove this post if I were you. This information is clearly breaching our agreement.
Its also petty that you are trying to discuss internal operations in a public forum. We can hash this out in private but it is extremely inappropriate and unprofessional of you, this is why you were released from MGA.

hello waters

+rep nice person 😉

Give up. You’re worthless

Master of genitalia

I couldn't read your text as my Earl grey tea was more important. What you have to whine about across the forum is not
of consequence to me at all.

u/JUSTICEvvBEAVER has been mocking me after I posted a few comments and a post that questioned the future of Mordhau. He is continuing to mock me and I am offended by this. I do admit, however, that I overreacted towards u/St0uty in one of my comments. I had just been going through a rough time when that had happened. If u/JUSTICEvvBEAVER continues to mock or insult me, I would like to have him removed for his unchivalrous behavior. Again, I am quite offended and if this persists, I will not be afraid to write poorly about this subreddit on r/gaming and other subreddit's and/or websites. Thank you.

Hah just imagine, you're passing by admiring the nebula. Then out of nowhere you see the engine and lights from that ship turn on and head strait on your tail. Then you blow it up cause it's an flimsy interceptor.

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

add me, its important

Steve Pigot ddos-ing mordhau servers prove me wrong

Meta has been hailed as perhaps the dankest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clan in all of Chivalry. More dankest than Faucher, dankest than Tempest, dankest than Apex, dankest than MewKittens, dankest than any EU clan ever created even. Maybe... more dankest than the immortals themselves. However I ask you this, he who once was Aurane Waters, he who once was Aurane Water boy of Equilibrium; the offshoot of the once great Imperial Army. He who is now just Waterboy..... Aurane....

avoid this idiot at all costs

yo dude, cringe, lets play together

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

Yo man, I know that you've already received other messages about joining the team, but we'd really like to have you among us... We're willing to pay weekly if you take part in some tournaments and leagues with us. We can pay $200-250 per week + prize pool split in case you take part in tournaments with us. If you're interested - add our team leader

Awful service and bad employees. Pretty sure one of the workers was staring at me the whole time. Some creepy looking guy. Food wasn't good and tasted like it was old. Served by some kid and when I wanted to talk to the manager he wasn't here. This is a bunch of creepy kids running the place

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Keyes. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

I missed your scent.

Great to see JadeRaven getting some credit, I feel like people make fun of him a lot with literally nothing to back it up. As stated in this post, he's a very analytical player that is interested in the technical aspects of the mechanics. I've been playing 2v2's with him as my partner a good amount recently and he has taken to knight rapidly. And despite what others might say he is undoubtedly a top MAA and has proved it time and time again.

7:05 PM] Keyes: Consider a metapopulation of an invasive mammal species (e.g. the ship rat, Rattus rattus) that occurs patchily on several islands. Which of the below options are reasonable to consider for reducing the total rat population?
[7:05 PM] Keyes: first of all
[7:05 PM] Keyes: rattus rattus
[7:05 PM] Keyes: second of all, "occurs patchily"
[7:05 PM] Ziios: I don't see the issue
[7:07 PM] Keyes: What is the survivorship of an individual from birth from age 0 through to age 2?

Keyes: You and I both know I'm a team player when it comes to maa
Keyes: most aren't
Keyes: but that's what makes me special

HEY
can you 2v2?

Who's this foot scrublord master general calling out meta? You do know meta has some of the best tryhards in the game right? Duel me anytime. I won't triple feint or reverse overhead and your head WILL roll. What will your excuse be then?

HEY
can you 4v4?

Waiterboy : gwa never lose
Waiterboy : until; we lose
Waiterboy : and then disband

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Keyes. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.

Keyes: You and I both know I'm a team player when it comes to maa
Keyes: most aren't
Keyes: but that's what makes me special

men do do do do an enema. The number of an elaborate debate about people but about to pop a pill popper poppin shooby dooby dooby doo but about the moon

Don't enter the dividend paid by Pat about the department of the bobbitt abbottabad about that but about the debate about what at the opera barra da DOCTER to the top to the bottom of it up at about the department of a little bit of operative opera but up part of the tab up top of the department of Alberta pop

Pop out of the developer of Buddha do-do-do-do to win the 2011 at the top. A bit of a particular part of town but you tards predicted that the intent to endanger the team permanently was needed.

Don't tell but i wanna know why wouldn't we pop up and don't do well down while brown boy band doing dental cleaning routine routinely

The main event day need to do that in any continued need to develop a good attitude I put paid to that that latitude r.i.p down and then they're prevented many many many many many new banner today

Why are you making references to a third slap when it sounds like haven't even slapped yourself once? The right thing to do at this point is to take full responsibility, apologize to the community and the individuals that you lied to, and to do everything within your power to ensure that whatever happens next is nothing short of spectacular. If it does come short, I promise you, we will have another discussion that will motivate you even more..and then some. Remember, this could have all been avoided if you simply kept your word and did your job.

I couldn't read your text as my Earl grey tea was more important. What you have to whine about across the forum is not
of consequence to me at all.

brooks please :(